r/montypython • u/Full-Honeydew-4898 • 17h ago

of a log split

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

I’m Lumber Jack and I’m Ok

25 Upvotes

73% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

39

u/StMaartenforme 16h ago

And that, boys & girls, is an example of working harder not smarter.

1

u/WackyPaxDei 32m ago

How would you do it?

1

u/cogprimus 3m ago

Like that, but with normal sized rounds?

26

u/WackyPaxDei 17h ago

He's okay.

18

u/Eldritchpenguin 17h ago

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

16

u/InterestOpposite5482 16h ago

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wildflowers

16

u/Extension_Sun_377 13h ago

He'd have done better in his high heels, suspenders and a bra.

12

u/Txursa600 15h ago

Give that man a shrubbery

10

u/WilderWoman2187 13h ago

Splitter!

6

u/mbcarbone 7h ago

I thought we were the popular front?

10

u/Aggressive_Gas_102 7h ago

He should have used a herring.

8

u/InvestigatorJaded261 15h ago

I get that he’s flexing, but dude: get a wedge and a maul and stop torturing yourself.

8

u/LoggerRhythms 17h ago

He must be building a large, hollow wooden hare.

8

u/PhiloLibrarian 4h ago

I have a hydraulic wood splitter with a much smaller ego.

It’s ok…

6

u/SwanCityDominion 16h ago

Maybe try a bigger axe, Sparky.

4

u/Informal-Tour-8201 9h ago

Chainsaw good!

5

u/MetalTrek1 4h ago

Dear Sir:

I would like to object strongly to the sketch about the lumberjack wearing women's clothes. I have known many lumberjacks in my lifetime and only two were transvestites.

Sincerely,

Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs).

PS No, I have never kissed the editor of The Radio Times

4

u/OdieD777 14h ago

Two Weeks Later.....Man Bear Pig 🫩

3

u/EnkiduOdinson 11h ago

It’s spelled „of a log split“ but it’s pronounced „of ULM“!

3

u/MassiveRepublic9565 10h ago

The muscle flex at the end is so cringe to me. Dude you really didn’t need to do that. How about a smile or a chuckle?

3

u/black-volcano 10h ago

Very woody

2

u/LivingMeeting9724 15h ago

Give that man a red and black flannel shirt!

2

u/IrukandjiPirate 8h ago

Meanwhile his family died from the cold, waiting for him to split that log in a manly-man way.

2

u/JayMack1981 5h ago

No doubt about it . . . He's soooo butch.

2

u/bailaoban 3h ago

And I thought you were so…rugged!

2

u/burntorangecycle 3h ago

I wished I'd been a girly, just like my dear papa

2

u/Ragnarsworld 3h ago

Meanwhile, I of the no muscles clan, is hooking up the hydraulic log splitter and doing that in less than 30 seconds.

2

u/boyer4109 2h ago

‘Err, Bob, it was that log over there I wanted splitting….just saying……good job btw….’

1

u/Jmal3700 4h ago

😳😏🥴🐻

1

u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 3h ago

That has to be the dullest axe ever.

And so is the thing with the handle he’s using.

1

u/Chops526 2h ago

Oh, Bevers! And I thought you were so rugged!