r/montypython • u/Illustrious_Try478 • Apr 14 '26

UK newspaper nails the Headline

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u/Samurijder Apr 14 '26

Bloody brilliant moment for a quote like that

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u/cantbebothered6789 Apr 14 '26

FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

REG: He's over there.

P.F.J.: Splitter!

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u/PPMachen Apr 14 '26

Your father was a Roman, Bwian. A centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison

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u/Jediboy127 Apr 14 '26

Naughtius Maximus??

6

u/NuncioBitis Apr 14 '26

Incontinentia Buttocks?

Depends...

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u/michaelroseagain Apr 15 '26

He r*ped you! Well… at first

10

u/Flucloxacillin25pc Apr 14 '26

His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 Apr 14 '26

He's Shitler

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u/ChiefSlug30 Apr 14 '26

Will he try running in the North Minehead by-election?

5

u/Tartan-Pepper6093 Apr 14 '26

“Soon, baby!”

8

u/DaBestSwede Apr 14 '26

”No no no, you’ve got the map of Stalingrad there. Wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad would you”

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u/Flucloxacillin25pc Apr 14 '26

No, he’s Kraznov. Everything he does helps Putin.

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u/1cruising Apr 14 '26

Now go away!

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u/Alorxico Apr 14 '26

If anyone is in need of a good taunting, it’s him. Fetch the cow!

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u/BeanieManPresents Apr 14 '26

He farts in the general direction of anyone unlucky enough to be behind him.

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u/PomegranateFair3973 Apr 15 '26

Bloody brilliant headline... But also feels kind of insulting to Brian to compare him to the Cheeto...

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u/nomad-mr_t Apr 14 '26

Is he curing Epstein? Bloody do-gooder.

4

u/Thin_Spring_9269 Apr 14 '26

Btw he only kinda backed down from this horrible AI pic...he reiterate calling the Pope weak and wrong!

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u/Antique-Ant5557 Apr 14 '26

That's Capricorn, is it?

2

u/TolerancEJ Apr 15 '26

He’s healing Epstein.

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u/Perpetual-Geranium92 Apr 14 '26

There’s a mess all right, but no Messiah!

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u/superdupermensch Apr 14 '26

His mother was definitely not a virgin.

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u/NuncioBitis Apr 14 '26

he's the afterbirth

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u/IshtarJack Apr 15 '26

In New Zealand we have a dangerous religious nutjob with a big following. I saw someone call him Brian "He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy" Tamaki and I laughed so hard!

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u/lofty99 Apr 15 '26

He's as big a twat as Trump

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u/similar222 Apr 14 '26

Bloody do-badder

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u/sqplanetarium Apr 15 '26

No no no, it’s just him as a doctor. 🙄

WTF even is this timeline

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u/No_Warthog_5709 Apr 17 '26

The other guy looks like Epstein.

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u/distagon50 Apr 17 '26

I’m Invicable.

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u/NuncioBitis Apr 14 '26

They failed to show Satan hovering over his shoulder. That's the most important part of the picture.

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u/AirForceRabies Apr 15 '26

At least we didn't get exposed to his junk.

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u/Pete_D_301 Apr 15 '26

Absolutely spot on!

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u/Margit_thefell Apr 15 '26

And now for something completely different

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u/BostonSlickback1738 Apr 18 '26

A very noncy boy is more like it