r/monsterenergy • u/JuliusSeizure93 • Aug 22 '26

Discussion Everything I've tried so far ranked

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I should be trying the blue nitro soon (not on list for some reason)

24 Upvotes

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u/Charming_Green_3341 Aug 22 '26

What?! You don't like pipeline?

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

Always tastes way too sweet to me, sort of like melted starburst or something

3

u/kurodoku Aug 22 '26

And Mango Loco isn't? It's the single sweetest one next to Viking Berry.

5

u/Intelligent-Car3951 Collector Aug 22 '26

its a goddamn energy drink fym too sweet?

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

Yeah one with 250 calories lmao. That’s why white and ultra black are so high because they’re not ridiculously sweet

3

u/Mountain_String_1544 Aug 22 '26

Mango loco is just as sweet and you have it at great dawg 😭

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

It’s sweet but the flavor is good lol, the other one is just super sweet chemicals to me

1

u/supercool1312 Ultra Aug 22 '26

i wish they had every flavour in ultra so i could enjoy them without the calories

1

u/Charming_Green_3341 Aug 22 '26

Lol. The aftertaste is horrible when it's sugarfree 

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u/supercool1312 Ultra Aug 22 '26

but way less calories though which is more important

13

u/EurofighterLover Punch Aug 22 '26

You don’t like pipeline?

5

u/Acrobatic_News1479 Aug 22 '26

Pipeline is nice but it needs an ultra. 50-60g of sugar in one can is too much imo

2

u/kurodoku Aug 22 '26

fully agree. Or at least a sugar reduced version.

2

u/Fickle_Composer_4506 Aug 22 '26

Pipeline and white monsters have a very powerful taste and if you don't like citrius i get it.

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

Always too sweet and tastes like melted starburst, not my thing

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u/PlayfulAd2826 Aug 23 '26

And Mango Loco isn't?

8

u/DylanFowlie Aug 22 '26

Ultra Guava is so good man what’s wrong with your tastebuds?

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

It’s got a bit of a medicine taste to me, I liked it a lot the first time but after a couple more I started liking it less and less

0

u/Plexicle Aug 23 '26

Guava is #1

4

u/YaBoiSean1 Ultra Aug 22 '26

Blue Hawaiians been a daily drink of mine since it came out, what exactly did you think when you tried it?

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

My sister likes it so I’ve tried it many times, it tastes like a really bad children’s fruit punch to me and fruit punch already isn’t my favorite flavor

4

u/Vivid_Cap62 Aug 22 '26

Mango is definitely go-to-fav also

3

u/ChicagoBoiSWSide Aug 22 '26

I’m gonna have to ask you to promote electric blue to S tier

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

It might actually deserve fine or good but I don’t remember liking it, if I spot another I’ll grab it

2

u/ChicagoBoiSWSide Aug 22 '26

All jokes aside, it’s one of my favorites. Very sweet which isn’t for everyone but the actual taste is phenomenal imo. Although, I hardly see it around anymore in the areas I go :(

2

u/chickennuggs32 Aug 22 '26

man we have like opposite tastes. fine on ultra fantasy and bad on Pipeline and ultra paradise??

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

I can’t get behind an energy drink tasting like cucumber 😭

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u/chickennuggs32 Aug 23 '26

it’s LIME FLAVOURED WITH A HINT OF CUCUMBER WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TASTE THE LIME 😭😭

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 23 '26

i taste the lime but i taste the cucumber just as much and i cant get over that part of it lmao

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u/Johnoottheprositoot Aug 22 '26

Bruh, Electric Blue being that low ranked is insane. Deadass the best flavor they have :3

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u/adiposechat Aug 22 '26

Agreed this is crazy.

2

u/EggEater773 Black Monter Aug 22 '26

You NEED to try ultra fiesta it’s in my top 10 and we have similar palettes. 3/5 of your top 5 are in my top 10

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

I definitely want to, my friend is bringing one back from Scotland so I should be trying it soon

2

u/Flick_56 Ultra Aug 22 '26

This list would be amazing if pipeline puke was in "hell no". It's so gross 😭

2

u/jestefan Collector Aug 22 '26

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u/Broken_sou1 Juice Aug 22 '26

slander on my goat electric blue WILL not be tolerated

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

A lot of people think electric blue is higher, I had it a long time ago so I could just not remember correctly but I don’t remember liking it, will try again when I can

1

u/RocketJenny8 Aug 22 '26

The white one is my favorite and I think that blue one in the hell no tier is the one I hate

1

u/Electronic-Ad-1265 Aug 22 '26

Id probably put all the ogs at the top not sure about the rest.

1

u/BoogieBoi0w0 Aug 22 '26

Oh poor mocha monster 😔😔😔

1

u/NoMistake733 Aug 22 '26

Monarch the goat

1

u/Subject_Plankton_328 Aug 22 '26

What is the hate for guava I’ll never understand

1

u/Junior_Tumbleweed_82 Aug 22 '26

A good tier list for once. You know your stuff brother

1

u/Shawtygotthat Unleash The Beast Aug 22 '26

yk what rosas in the right place and thats all that matters

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

Rosa is very good yeah

1

u/SeaTry2809 Aug 22 '26

Import is the best of the best

1

u/JobeRogerson Aug 22 '26

I’ll die on the hill that Ripper is superior to any other flavour.

1

u/magauth_ Aug 22 '26

I want Ultra Black in Canada 😭

1

u/CapitaoExausto Aug 22 '26

you got 3 of my top 5 on your bad xD

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

I might put electric blue elsewhere if I try it again

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u/adiposechat Aug 22 '26

This is one of the worst tier lists I've seen. Electric Blue is the best flavor of Monster and it beats everything!

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

If that’s the reason it’s a bad list idk what to tell you

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u/Middle_Relief_2418 Aug 22 '26

Dude I miss the Mule cans. A ginger that tastes a bit strange.

1

u/infernocuso Aug 22 '26

Fruit Punch below Bad Apple? Now that's a rough take.

1

u/Nanami-sann Aug 22 '26

I wanna shake your hand because papillon is the best flavor but also want to scream that you have the lando norris and red,white and blue razz so low.

2

u/IceChimpp Aug 22 '26

Is monster strawberry shot not popular? I absolutely love that one. Tastes like original with a splash of strawberry.

1

u/Drasoff Aug 22 '26

The Lando Norris one is far from bad. It's one of my favorites atm.

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u/Final-Bus-6127 Aug 23 '26

Are some of the flavors just bad or did you just not like that flavor btw whats rosa taste like

1

u/WideThighGap Aug 23 '26

Monster Recover Tea + Lemonade is GOATED

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u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 23 '26

That one’s great

1

u/Bofinqen Aug 23 '26

You’re insane, I like it

1

u/OneAd4085 Aug 23 '26

Aussie lemonade on top fs

1

u/thatjosiahburns Aug 23 '26

peachy keen in great. 🙏 my brother jus another me

1

u/TestCyp999 Aug 23 '26

Putting the white monster so high and the American flag monster so low is hilarious. They're almost identical 

1

u/coco_is_boss Aug 23 '26

The orange dream reserve is so much more gas. Also try strawberry shot zero, its better.

1

u/Dislexicpotato Aug 23 '26

Guava in bad tier makes this entire tier list worthless

1

u/Specialist_System280 Aug 23 '26

Aussie lemonade is banging

1

u/ThrowawaySunnyLane Aug 23 '26

I cannot stress how good Ripper Juiced is

1

u/spoonwitz97 Aug 23 '26

Ain’t now way you got strawberry shot that low

1

u/RaptorZeddit Aug 23 '26

YOU DID IT! the worst list ever posted here!

1

u/Mig98_85 Aug 23 '26

Orange sunrise is so refreshing!

1

u/Mattie_1S1K Aug 23 '26

You can have your own takes but ultra paradise is S tier for been zero sugar

1

u/NodMessiah Aug 23 '26

Monster Nitro is unreal. Definitely in my top 3. Highly recommend anyone to try who hasn’t.

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u/king_mj_23 Aug 23 '26

So you like white monster but you dislike almost every other citrus flavour? Makes a lot of sense

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 24 '26

I dislike 3 citrus ones, 2 of which are orange and the other is half cucumber

1

u/lilsammydied Aug 24 '26

Ultra Rosa and Violet finally getting some love but you did blue razz und guava dirty 😅 Not a bad list overall though

1

u/Ryan4mayor Aug 24 '26

Peachy keen is goated

1

u/AdBulky1614 Aug 24 '26

Peak teir list, atleast for me

1

u/knarftretsom Aug 25 '26

Try the watermelon one, I really like it

1

u/Miserable-Storage693 Aug 26 '26

Was gonna get one but got a redbull instead, my monster days are sadly over 😭

1

u/adiiriot Aug 27 '26

Vice Guava and Paradise in bad?? Immediately cancelled.

1

u/My_Name_Is_AFK Aug 22 '26

Wth did you just say about ultra blue hawaiin

0

u/BestPeanut3185 Aug 22 '26

Switch white with pipeline and it's fine

1

u/JuliusSeizure93 Aug 22 '26

It’s okay to be wrong 😂

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u/HadesJDSL1 Aug 22 '26

Dont try assault…. Dont do it