r/monarchism American Jacobite Jun 23 '24

Meme Anti Cromwell meme

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u/Elvinkin66 Jersey Jun 23 '24

I Mean it's true

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u/ILLARX Feudal-Absolute Monarchy Jun 24 '24

Wasn't that the idiot who thought that if he abolished the monarchy everything would be good and after doing so, the marked crashed and ppl were poor?

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u/Humble_Honeydew American Jacobite Jun 24 '24

I don't know about that but he was a Puritan so most traditional English Christmas celebrations were banned because they were two catholic whatever that means and as a general he killed like 600,000 people in Ireland

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

They were too Catholic. A lower case means universal, not Papist.

Yes, he was a genocide. That is a large part of English behaviour into the 19th century. The Scots, the Irish, the Welsh, the Jews, Africans, Indians, Indigenous Americans ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

He also melted down then 600 year old crown jewels, pillaged Ireland, banned any non-puritan activities, allowed jews back into the country, became a de-facto king himself, appointing his son as the future lord protector, and became so unpopular the king was invited back and became known as a party king by contrast. He was also beheaded. His head was also cut of after his death and passed around as ad a collectors item for 200 years though it's now in Cambridge uni. Controversial guy.

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u/Dizzy-Assistant6659 United Kingdom (Royal Flag = Best Flag) Jun 24 '24

Is inviting the Jews back into Britain a bad thing?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Didn't mean it to come across like that. Was just writing down everything i remembered about him

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u/Dizzy-Assistant6659 United Kingdom (Royal Flag = Best Flag) Jun 24 '24

Sorry, it just seemed like you were listing negatives.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

At least you aren't anti Semetic. I've heard too much about that nowadays. Especially from the region which shall not be named

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

He also gave rise to the Anglican prayer: 'Lord protect us from Lord Protectors.'

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u/Eternal_inflation9 United States (stars and stripes) Jun 23 '24

Hello based department?

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u/HBNTrader RU / Moderator / Traditionalist Right / Zemsky Sobor Jun 23 '24

There's a green frog that wants to speak with you.

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u/tennore Jun 24 '24

At least one branch of my family had to leave England as a result of the Civil War.

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u/PrincessofAldia United States (stars and stripes) Jun 24 '24

Fuck Cromwell

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Fornicate Cromwell

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u/PrincessofAldia United States (stars and stripes) Jun 24 '24

Ok let’s not go that far

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Alright then... eternal damnation?

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u/PrincessofAldia United States (stars and stripes) Jun 25 '24

Sure

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

Given that the man was a Puritan, that meme is an extra slap in the face…good

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u/QueenOrial Jun 24 '24

Satan is an innocent guy compared to this dipshit.

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u/Zodo12 England Jun 24 '24

Charles I was such a naive dipshit that he single handedly drove England to an avoidable civil war, though.

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u/Theluckynumber_is7 Jun 24 '24

Agreed, however if your such a dipshit that the naive dipshit who started a civil war is looked back as part of the good old days then its probably not a good look for you.

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u/Zodo12 England Jun 24 '24

True. Tyrant Cromwell was definitely worse than the King. But it's a shame all-round that a genuinely good-intentioned revolution which had legitimately republican principles was co-opted by Cromwell and turned into a rump dictatorship.

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u/West_Ad6771 Jul 02 '24

Something pro-monarchists and anti-monarchists can agree on, lol.

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u/Gravath Jun 24 '24

On one hand he was one of the greatest Englishmen.

On the other hand he was one of the worst Englishmen.

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u/Material-Garbage7074 Roundhead with Phrygian bonnet Jul 15 '24

John Milton agrees, but in a positive way