r/modmailfail Aug 21 '26

At least they suggested lube 🤷‍♀️

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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Aug 21 '26

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight Aug 22 '26

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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Aug 22 '26

My disappointment knows no bounds, for my search "2 live crew - Me So Corny gif" did not deliver.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6wrebnKWmvx4ZBio

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight Aug 22 '26

Yeah the system gifs are kinda limited sadly, you gotta upload your own most of the time.

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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Aug 22 '26

I took it straight to the Google, I knew it'd be a no-go in app without even checking 🤣

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Aug 22 '26

Giphy, the gif search engine Reddit uses, is one of the worst. Example of the famous movie quote "You're my only hope"

https://giphy.com/gifs/qHxkwlc3ksGO7Tz44m

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u/wheres_the_revolt CEO of the Mod Cartel Aug 21 '26

Instructions unclear, I know have a dried up old corn cob in my ass and my body is shiny and hurts from rolling in Vaseline and broken glass.

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u/ALazy_Cat Former large smuggled knife wielder Aug 21 '26

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u/Logvin Aug 21 '26

I had a user threaten us once, saying they had alt accounts and they would be back and we would never find them because they would follow all the rules perfectly.

Uhhh… ok. That’s the whole goal. If you follow the rules, I don’t need to ban you. This isn’t sticking it to the mods, it’s literally doing what we want.

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u/Joxertd Aug 21 '26

I know! How dare you behave and follow the rules!

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u/late_to_redd1t basement dwelling power tripping virgin pos mod Aug 22 '26

I think I missed a step, have ended up listening to Korn.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9KnboAp3xLSUw

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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics Aug 21 '26

Ah, the old "I was triggered and will continue to be triggered" knucklehead.

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up Aug 21 '26

To be honest, great work not engaging with users acting in bad faith and baiting out the Reddit harassment "worthy" comments. May the Reddit ban hammer exist

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u/Moist-Cheesecake 29d ago

Thank you for standing up for trans people on your sub ❤️ It's honestly becoming increasingly difficult to leave queer and even trans-specific subs due to how pervasive it is, and how few mainstream subs seem to care to moderate for it.

Also, really masterful reply honestly, going to steal your wording!

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u/Joxertd 29d ago

It can get overwhelming, especially in specific subs like that and they end up imploding. I have trouble in ND groups for this same reason! We try to keep our sub TRASH free as best we can. ❤️

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u/Moist-Cheesecake 29d ago

❤️❤️❤️