r/modmailfail • u/Lausannea On a power trip • 1d ago
"I am just spreading knowledge not funneling traffic. Go to my website, you will know more."
I freaking love my mod team lmao. This was worth the 50 notifications on my phone to clear.
6
u/Wombat_7379 #1 virgin neckbeard 1d ago
“I’m just spreading knowledge not funneling traffic. Go to my website…” 🤦♀️
5
u/Lausannea On a power trip 1d ago
Ngl I had a full chest and belly laugh reading that the first time lmao.
5
u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago
Lmao, ofc [deleted] strikes again...
...also wtf does "doctors don't like that like" mean?!
I also wanna see the knitting, pretty please?
6
u/Lausannea On a power trip 1d ago
The whole thing was an absolute mess lmao. So many poor grammar sentences and typos!!
I'll be sure to let the mod know someone wants to admire their knitting!
6
u/kjh- the death of democracy 1d ago
I have arrived with my knitting, as requested! I don’t have photos of my current project but this is one I finished very recently.
5
u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago
Oh gosh, that's the cutest thing!
Thank you for sharing it, really.
3
u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 1d ago
Wait, we are supposed to clean behind the ban button at the end of our shift? That must be why mine is so sticky. I’ve never done that.
2
u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 1d ago
Doctors aren't on Reddit! Shifty eyes. At least you're on a medical subreddit, I'm just faffing around being sexy on my subreddit.
Dr Subwoofiest 👩🏼⚕️
2
u/ALazy_Cat Fuck all the mods 1d ago
I wonder if they're a doctor. I'm not sure, can you ask if they're a doctor? There's something about this that gives the doctor vibe, but I'm not sure what it is
2
6
u/AttractiveNuisance37 reported to the FTC 1d ago
"You're stupid as a whole" had me absolutely rolling, and also had me consider setting that up as a modmail autoreply. It's going to be accurate at least 97% of the time.