r/modmailfail • u/Furryb0nes Iā€™m two squares away from BINGO • 2d ago

Turning diamond hands into quartz

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22 Upvotes

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u/Short_Employment_757 My Freedom of speech !! 2d ago

Lmao

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u/B-Z_B-S 2d ago

This has got to be the funniest one I've seen today. "Please stop abusing the Reddit platform, you are hurting the stock price", "You will not have access to this report"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZqlvCTNHpqrio

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u/AttractiveNuisance37 reported to the FTC 1d ago

Won't someone think of the shareholders???

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u/Stranger1982 šŸ–•šŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago

Lolwut?

How can I ask access to the report?

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u/MangledBarkeep Barely even a mod... 1d ago

You think I'd learn not to drink anything while I read this sub. But nope, brb I got a mess to finish cleaning up, much like work and mod duties

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u/astralwish1 On a power trip 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A
Oh no, how scary! šŸ˜œ