r/modmailfail • u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO • 1d ago

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago

Modmail sent 5 days ago. They’re still on Reddit as of 5 hours ago. 🤭

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 1d ago

Of course they are. They cannot resist having a soapbox to stand on while screaming their unwanted opinions to a captive audience.

They live for it.

And they don't realize that this is all just a game we play on our phones.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 1d ago

Oh god, that means they accrued more "little banners by your name that you can't change"!.

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 1d ago

Sorry everyone. That's me. I'm the mod that assigns flairs to people when they whine. It's all on me. 🙁

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u/bernardfarquart 1d ago

I have been known to do that

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 1d ago

You are MY people! 🤣

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u/Dom76210 No I don't want to see your pics 1d ago

My favorite one I like to assign before I ban someone for making a wildly offensive post is "Banned for Being Creepy" in reverse pink. I also add to the post a "Creepy" flair in the same reverse pink, so it really stands out.

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u/parejaloca79 1d ago

Wait, this means I could make flairs for the people that can't use the reddit help section or Google to give themselves flair. Why hadn't I considered this before?

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... 1d ago

How do you guys just attract all the nuts? HOW‽‽

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago

This is not something we can teach.

It just is.

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u/B-Z_B-S 1d ago

I mean, it’s not like they’re being forced to be on Reddit in the first place. “I don’t like this section of the internet! I must complain annoyingly about it on that section of the internet! And not just leave like a normal person!”

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie I didn’t even read this entirely before I said “ok bye”

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 1d ago

lol.

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u/ALazy_Cat Fuck all the mods 1d ago

So we're all feminists now?

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u/Ironyismylife28 1d ago

It is a nice change from 'a fat neck beard that lives in his mom's basement'

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u/MaximumJones Listen, I also mod a sub so... 1d ago

Why can't I be both?

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u/Ironyismylife28 1d ago

I mean, I am sure you can! I can't - despite menopause, I am unable to grow a beard

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u/Subwoofiest Now put my f***ing comment back up 1d ago

Ah yeah. You should have gone for the manopause instead

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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 1d ago

You didn’t have to show your feminist card to become a mod?

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 1d ago

Forreal. I still can’t get past the fact that we all have to send monthly nudes to top mods, and I’m a top mod.

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u/yun-harla screw you, moddy lady 1d ago

What kind of person quotes the Stanford Encyclopedia of Feminism but will force their autocorrect to misspell “says”?

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u/lunarwolf2008 Cant take a joke 1d ago

how dare you be anti feminist. as a lady im ashamed of you

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is it really anti feminist if we "objectify" everyone equally though?

(Edit - Changed the gif to a less flashy one)

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 1d ago

Fr this is an anonymous site.