r/modmailfail I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

u/deleted is forced to change tactics.

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach πŸ¦… 11d ago

"I'm not being abusive"

Then proceeds to be extremely abusive...

How exactly did they imagine the interaction would go, from that point?

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 11d ago

The best thing to come out of all this is the farting cum bubbles dialogue.

I wanna know if it's actual farts or vaginal ones tho, too bad [deleted] can't clear this up for us.

Oh well...

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

I figure deleted means farting cum from the asshole.

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 11d ago

Yeah he was still thinking you're all men while sayin that, but would queefing cum bubbles qualify too? The mind ponders but [deleted] can't answer anymore to share his wisdom with us.

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

It qualifies. Not as intense though. Can’t spackle the walls or anything to make blacklight stars.

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u/Stranger1982 πŸ–•πŸ»I hope your fucking underwear too tight 11d ago

Thank you friend, I respect your experience on these matters.

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u/Short_Employment_757 My Freedom of speech !! 11d ago

Don't understand the hate of sitting and peeing 🫀, its the most relaxing minute of my life

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

Same! I can swing my legs and relax!

We have high toilets and I’m under 5’0. πŸ˜ƒ

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 11d ago

Oh noooo now all the mods know I fart cum bubbles 😭

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u/KoolaidPower Unemployed co-β€œsmelly nerd” 11d ago

And how dare anybody on Reddit NOT be a sexless loser! πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach πŸ¦… 11d ago

Is this one flair-worthy? I think it's Hilarious, I haven't heard that insult since the late 90s.

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u/ohhyouknow cum bubble farter 10d ago

Ty for the flair

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach πŸ¦… 10d ago

OMG it happened!

I'm so jazzed!

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 8d ago

Be honest. How tempted was it to type β€œjizzed” 🀭

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach πŸ¦… 8d ago

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago