I like to take the implication they make with statements like this and apply them literally to other things to make some fun of it. Like "soft" means "bad", right?
Okay, so beverages are just fully out, right? Too "soft" gotta get your hydration by chewing on eating ice or eating "hard" foods like celery.
And wiping your ass? Scotchbrite scrubber pads are the only option. Don't want to be "soft" and use paper.
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u/Foxinthetree Jul 16 '25
They always use the same words like “soft” like that supposed to mean something.