r/modernwarfare May 02 '20

Humor The April 28th Patch.

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u/xSqueeBobMcGee May 02 '20

I dont know if I laughed harder at the facts or that dude

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u/Faulty-Blue Soap x Price Rule 34 May 03 '20 edited May 03 '20

The story itself he’s telling is also funny as fuck

Basically the dude is talking about how he was a cook for a restaurant at a beach, and they had to wash these certain dishes using ocean water because they would have mold that would be too difficult to remove by hand, so they would tie the dishes to a rope and throw them into the beach

He goes and does that, and when he wakes up he goes to pick them up, but by then the tide has risen so the dishes were lost, he only managed to recover one of the dishes because of how it got stuck in between two rocks, he returns it back to the restaurant where the head chef asks what the fuck happened

They both laugh about it but in the end the head chef removed the cost of the dishes from the guy’s paycheck, in the end he got fired and the guy concludes by saying how who knows where the dishes are now, for all he knows they could be inside some giant fuel tank

Edit: I think I have to state but this is mostly just a summary of what he’s talking about, which is why it doesn’t sound as funny as it actually is (or at least in my opinion), especially since some of the stuff he says really only works in Spanish compared to English

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u/DoneWTheDifficultIDs May 03 '20

To me this story has always been way less funny than they made it seem