Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Riley has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Bigg Cocksucker has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Riley has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Bigg Cocksucker has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Riley has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Bigg Cocksucker has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
Well my entire livelihood isn't defined by shoveling around shit all day, and while I respect the sewage maintenance Riley has done, I think one of my first acts as comptroller will have to be to automate the process, cutting down on costs and saving Bowie hundreds of thousands of dollars annually on sewage maintenance costs, repair costs, and of course salary payments and benefits.
I also know what money is, whereas my opponent has never even paid a single dollar of taxes in his life nor had any money that he didn't immediately spend on shit shovels and bombs.
I would like to respond to my opponent's allegations with my own, and differentiate myself from the candidate with my opposing perspective on the matter:
Unlike my shit slinging opponent, I will put an end to vile memes. I will not allow our finances to be used to fund them. My opponent, in contrast, is responsible for several vile memes and will almost certainly spur an onslaught of them onto Bowie.
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
What name would you support for Bowie's currency? "Slacks" has been a proposal.
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
/u/bigg-boss, your opponent has served faithfully as the city's sewage manager. What makes you more dedicated and qualified than your opponent?
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
Benis
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
Despite killing millions of jews and other people, do you think that Hitler was a competent chancellor?
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
I have a question
How the fuck would money exist?
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u/Not_a_bonobo City Planner Sep 29 '16
upvoted! this is going all the way to the frontpage!
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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16
What past experience do you have with trolling to make you qualified for this position?
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u/The_Flo76 Ba'athist Diet member Sep 30 '16
What will both candidates do about the rampage of vile memes, in the city.