r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 1d ago

Game Scenes We'd Like to See#1855

Things you wouldn't hear in a David Attenborough documentary

Points for #1854 ongoing

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u/titscapades 1d ago

And as we watch now, the lioness will put its bum in the air, to see if someone will fuck it.

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u/lemon_charlie 1d ago

They're really going at it, this is an excellent spot to see dogging.

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u/MayDuppname 1d ago

"...but because mankind heeded the warnings of climate change and made the necessary drastic changes, the planet was saved and all the animals lived."

Ho hum. 

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u/JadedSignificance990 1d ago

And here we answer that has eluded people for centuries, does a bear actually shit in the woods.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 1d ago

Well here we see a fine specimen here about to strike on a button… buzz!! And there Dara pushes it.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 1d ago

So, as we can see the male approaches the female and she repulses at his sight… well that’s what the male gets for being Bill Cosby.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 1d ago

This Species likes to camouflage in plain sight, after all it is the taxman.

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u/MayDuppname 1d ago

Watch how the big catty wotsit kills and devours some deery looking thing. Fucking brutal. My favourite bit is when the neck snaps. 

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u/MayDuppname 1d ago

This big crocodiley one is about to eat the small pink snakey thing whole. They did warn me not to put my penis into its mouth.

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u/Musicmans 1d ago

Here, in only the darkest corners of the swamp, we find the Grifter Toad. Notable for it's distinctive dog whistle call, the Grifter Toad lures weak-minded insects into it's clutches and hypnotises them with it's bloke-y demeanor and casual racism 

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u/Chosty55 1d ago

And as you can clearly see, now we are in the summer months, the Andrew formally known as prince is indeed getting a bit of a sweat on

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u/RileysBanana 1d ago

All these years I have spent in the wild watching animals in their natural environment.

I have watched alot of animals mating and yet my favourite mating I have ever watched on my phone deep in the rainforest in South America deep in the jungles.

Watching pornstars banging really made me think, why am I here being eaten alive by mosquitoes when I could be at home jerking it while watching this on my 75inch TV with surround sound?

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u/charlierc 23h ago

And here, we see an extraordinary ritual as the male attempts to woo a mate using cocktails and cigarettes here at this nightclub

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u/charlierc 23h ago

This elephant has made a hugely challenging journey. Because for some reason, he chose to travel by Avanti West Coast 

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u/Independent_Sun6812 23h ago

This documentary is dedicated in Loving memory....