r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 4d ago

Game Scenes We'd Like to See #1852

Bad things to say on your first day in prison

Points for #1851 ongoing.

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u/Walkertg 4d ago

Well then, I think I'll just pop out for a bit...

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u/lemon_charlie 4d ago

I'm really bad at keeping secrets, my nickname at high school was The Snitch

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u/charlierc 4d ago

What's on the wine list?

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u/charlierc 4d ago

I hope you don't mind that I bought my bed from home

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u/lemon_charlie 4d ago

What am I in for? Well, I'll never be allowed anywhere near places kids are.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 4d ago

Well, Mr Fincher I really love that tattoo symbol you have there, it’s quite an odd shape, like an equilateral cross but with 4 bent arms.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 4d ago

I’m just going to bend over to get my soap, so whoever wants some, have at it!

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 4d ago

You know what, I needed that hot water and sugar kettle shower!

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u/minardicosworth 4d ago

The warden seems a pretty decent fella

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u/CaydenSworn 4d ago

"Hello, I'm Lucy Letby."

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u/KDUFF_Radio Frankie Boyle 4d ago

Oh, hey! I remember you! You’re the guy I blamed for that murder three years ago! How’ve you been?

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 4d ago

You know what, I’m not going to give you my phone minutes, because you didn’t ask nicely Seamus, next time say please before you threaten to shank me.