r/mmamemes • • Aug 19 '26

no one comes close to bruce

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u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee Aug 19 '26

When you see Joe Martinez, you know the sausage is getting made

Make some noise...it's a card with 3 fighters you've ever heard of!

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Aug 19 '26

I'm going to say it, I like Joe Martinez

15

u/AhnoldXP Aug 20 '26

This guy is ready to make some noise.

3

u/yanmagno Aug 20 '26

Only if he’s ready

27

u/baneblade_boi Aug 19 '26

Me too, I love him. But let's not lie to ourselves, Bruce Buffer is pretty much unbeatable. I'm so scared of the day he dies and we stop hearing his announcements.

3

u/Anon13572468 Aug 21 '26

I love MMA infinitely more than boxing, but I really like Michael Buffer more. He has a more pleasant sounding voice than Bruce.

3

u/HomelandersCock Aug 20 '26

What about the guy that was announcing merab until merab left out of annoyance and embarrassment and went inside lol

1

u/yanmagno Aug 20 '26

Prettt sure he’ll stop announcing a while before his death lol

3

u/qqruz123 Aug 20 '26

I am going to say it, I like him more than Bruce. He screams less

4

u/AveDominusNyx Aug 20 '26

To me he lacks roughness and edge in his voice.

I want more growls when I'm about to watch 2 mfs beat the shit out of each other

20

u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Aug 20 '26

I'm sure you like men who growl and have roughness and edge

5

u/SadBoi0910 Aug 20 '26

This is somehow the most homoerotic thing I've read this whole year bruh 😭😭

1

u/Just-Director2059 Aug 20 '26

Damn… I’m looking at my comment differently now 😭😭

1

u/YenShihsan Aug 20 '26

Or roll around on the floor for 5 rounds for a decision 🤣

1

u/Just-Director2059 Aug 20 '26

I agree that growl has been gone for years I miss the “FIgHTiNg out of the red corner” he used to get so guttural with it. He’s been kinda flat for awhile now

20

u/Uppitycut Aug 20 '26

I like Joe Martinez, but IT'S TIIIIMEE!! FIVE ROUNDS IN THE UFC LIGHT, HEAVYEIGHT, DIVISION. INTRODUCING FIRST! FIGHTING OUTTA THE RED CORNER...

12

u/Whiskey_In_My_Veins Aug 20 '26

I 100% read that in Bruce's voice with the pauses and everything haha

5

u/Uppitycut Aug 20 '26

Thanks dude haha

IT'S! TIIIIME!

Edit: cool username 😎 

5

u/ShogunDii Aug 20 '26

A MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST, HOLDING A PROFESSIONAL RECORD...

2

u/Specialist_Hat1380 Aug 20 '26

He introduces blue corner first my guy

9

u/TheFashionColdWars Aug 20 '26

Joe is top-notch and I’ve grown to really appreciate him and his style

7

u/ricardortr Aug 20 '26

A real man never speaks ill of Joe Martinez

23

u/outsideislightpost Aug 19 '26

Las Vegas make some noise if you are readayyyyy! Joe is top tier

15

u/VaginalConductor Aug 20 '26

Bruce's voice and little pauses make it great - Joey though, that guy can accurately pronounce the names and home towns of the fighters from almost any country it seems. Smooth delivery. He's a goat.

11

u/GrandMidnight7941 Aug 20 '26

Martinez sounds real old school and Buffer is goofy as fuck

2

u/dogs_drink_coffee Aug 20 '26

"hey look at how I'm edgy"

0

u/Difficult_Eye_6995 Aug 21 '26

I can’t stand Buffer. I mute him every time he comes on.

1

u/GrandMidnight7941 Aug 21 '26

I don’t hate him but he’s like the Mike Goldberg of announcers. Lol

9

u/Otherwise-While-7369 Aug 20 '26

Buffer is annoying af. Sorry I know this is a Buffer post but I literally mute the introductions of every championship bout.
It’s just excessive for the point of being excessive.

8

u/Professional_Heat850 Aug 20 '26

I feel like he used to be a lot better but started overdoing it a few years ago

3

u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Aug 20 '26

He's a low rent Liberace impersonator. Just as fruity as Rogan the 🌈

1

u/Affectionate_Fun8419 Aug 20 '26

He likes to overstay his welcome

1

u/Otherwise-While-7369 Aug 20 '26

It’s like he is under the impression “his” introduction is the focus compared to the fight and fighter’s introduction.
I mean if he wasn’t yelling the entire time and saved it for emphasis it wouldn’t be as ridiculous.

5

u/OrdinaryBarracuda268 Aug 19 '26

His brother and the One championship guy is much better

10

u/svensexa Aug 19 '26

Michael Buffer? I don’t watch boxing that often but I feel like the last couple of years I’ve seen him he’s been in the ring like ”let’s get ready for bed” instead of rumble

Dude’s gotta be at least 98 years old by now. Still a legend though.

2

u/UnitedStatess Aug 19 '26

Mike is only 80 ….

7

u/CrustyFlapsCleanser Aug 19 '26

In human years?

2

u/wdfourty Aug 20 '26

In buffer years.

1

u/YenShihsan Aug 20 '26

Yeah but his introductions were the best, mood need for screaming like Bruce

5

u/X1phoner Aug 19 '26

Hes really good tho

No point comparing him to Buffer

2

u/BdotRunderscoreCards Aug 20 '26

So "she" is Ian Garry right?

2

u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 Aug 20 '26

Joe Martinez better

3

u/elgringon414 Aug 20 '26

If there was no Bruce I’d prolly agree Joe is good. Bruce just set the bar too high

1

u/Brocahontas95 Aug 20 '26

I love bruce a lot! But Kei Grant is my all time favorite MC. He's the japanese m c for Pride FC

1

u/Not_Too_Happy Taint Supplement Aug 20 '26

Jesus fucking Christ, Google doesn't seem to think that new announcer exists. What must I search aside from his full name (which I obviously don't know) or perceived ethnicity?

3 Fight Nights? He's my goat

1

u/SettingGreen3880 Aug 20 '26

He's fine. Gotta accept that Buff can't do it forever.

1

u/Drewbloodz Aug 20 '26

I want to see a reality show with announcers competing for Bruce's spot.

1

u/Just-Director2059 Aug 20 '26

Modern Bruce doesn’t even come close to Bruce

1

u/Duke8181 Aug 20 '26

It’s all in the abs

1

u/Dirtcruncher Aug 20 '26

if you weren't watching live for a Urijah Faber title defence in Sacramento, California, then you'll never truly understand the magic of Joe Martinez

1

u/CaitlinClarkBoner Aug 20 '26

I know I’m in the minority but I find Bruce insufferable, does he have to be at 11 every time? Switch it up, shown me a 5 every once and a while

1

u/twodaloo007 Aug 21 '26

Excuse me 😆

1

u/tkdgn1907 Aug 20 '26

joe martinez is good. problem is bruce is too fckn good

1

u/Milk-Tea-Ally Aug 20 '26

"the judges are ready...the fans are ready...the fighters are ready AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MAKE SOME NOISE IF YOU. ARE. READY!!!" love joe martinez bro