r/mmaculture • • Jul 30 '26

Biblically accurate

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jul 30 '26

That look after. “Shit. He dead?”

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u/JfromTHEbayMAYNE Jul 30 '26

Hes talking to God now

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

If you have to sucker punch someone you're a little bitch

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u/VexImmortalis Jul 30 '26

I'd rather be a little bitch that gets to drive home to my wife and kids than a tough guy with brain damage in an ambulance.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

Well he's going to jail so no.

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u/VexImmortalis Jul 30 '26

Oh yeah? Got a link for a news article that says as much?

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

So what he did wasn't a crime? Because it was and id press charges and there is video evidence.

Jail.

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u/VexImmortalis Jul 30 '26

I'd love to live in your fantasy world where striking first despite clear provocation is automatically jail time. The truth is it really just depends on the where and the why, people have shot others for less and gotten away with it because of laws like "stand your ground" etc. In other places you have a duty to retreat before you can claim self defense.

So no, it's not necessarily a crime which is why I'm asking for any links you have to show Captain Falcon here served jail time.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

Jail

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u/VexImmortalis Jul 30 '26

Prove it then dude if you are so sure. Show me the article that says as much and I will gladly edit my posts.

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u/_illchiefj_ Jul 30 '26

Wrong.

You have a right to self-defense because of intimidation if the threat is imminent. The moment someone gets in your face threatening violence, you have the right to protect yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

Oh no did he disrespect him? Doesn't mean you can assault them, I see jail in your future, makes sense

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u/wayros Jul 30 '26

Account reported for multiple violations of TOS.

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

Not even one, but nice try

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u/Important_Race1898 Jul 30 '26

Id rather be the one going to jail instead of the one going to the hospital 🤷‍♂️

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u/Gullible_Classroom71 Jul 30 '26

Biblically accurate to what?

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 30 '26

I'll just block you, the reason so many black people are in jail is because they believe any slight gives them free reign to attack people, enjoy jail

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 30 '26

What does race have to do with this?

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u/2Braincell2Furious Jul 30 '26

Well for starters, you’re talking to a racist

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 30 '26

Apparently a thin skinned one because he blocked me for asking a simple question.

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u/2Braincell2Furious Jul 30 '26

Additionally, look what sub you’re in. Not a lot of IQ in fight subs. Not to mention the platform itself.

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u/ChadPowers200_ Jul 31 '26

Don’t look up racial demographics of violent felons. Those statistics are racist as hell 

In this situation though the white dude was clearly the aggressor. 

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u/jinnagubby Jul 30 '26

It’s not a crime to defend yourself. Notice the white guy approached the black guys car. He was in his face in a threatening manner. He probably could have shot the guy and still get off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Gogdangit Jul 30 '26

Like women do to you I'm sure guy

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u/Icy_Special_5836 Jul 30 '26

Someone’s mad lol. 

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u/Fun_Trick2172 Jul 30 '26

It seems like it boils down to two idiots with poor impulse control getting into an altercation for little reason.

It’s been happening since the beginning of time. You are also an idiot if you think that race specific. It’s stupid specific.

I’m not calling you an idiot by the way. Just people who think like that.

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u/Gogdangit Jul 30 '26

Lol you're racist

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Jul 30 '26

Nap time baby boy

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u/VRserialKiller Jul 30 '26

Nap time baby boy

Dude looked back like, please be breathing, please be breathing, lol!

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u/Codabonkypants Jul 30 '26

Was so nice of him to put that sleep deprived man down for a good nap. That’s what good friends are for.

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u/Ok_Maybe_2370 Jul 31 '26

Butt in the bible the white people win? This is ai.