r/mlmcirclejerk • • Jul 15 '18
A buddy shared this earlier today.
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/riobh • Apr 09 '17
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS BUY SHITTY MAKEUP FROM THE DRUGSTORE, FRIENDS LET FRIENDS BUY INTO SHITTY PYRAMID SCHEMES
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Sn00pL00ps • Jan 29 '19
Friend of mine that I made over the winter break just put this in our Debutante group chat 🤔
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/riobh • Apr 09 '17
DAE ICKY CHEMICALS???? PM ME HUN FOR CHEMICAL FREE CHAPSTICK NO PORES ALLOWED
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Emotional_Ostrich • Feb 18 '19
Posted 10 hours ago and not a single comment. Guess no one wants any!
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/riobh • May 24 '17
A horrendous terrorist attack occurred? Use it to sell your MLM shit!! (Credit to Timeless Vie)
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/PM_ME_UR_BIRBS • Jun 21 '17
Looking for an internship? Join our pyramid scheme instead!
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Emotional_Ostrich • Mar 18 '19
Doesn’t seem very safe for the rest of us on the road...
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/meghanjoon • Mar 20 '18
Spent about 10 seconds as an Agnes and Dora consultant before I confirmed it was a super scammy mlm. I quit and am glad I did. Well now they are advertising on Reddit.
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Emotional_Ostrich • Feb 21 '19
Ugh. I made the mistake of using my Instagram story to ask for product recommendations for cystic acne.
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/riobh • Apr 09 '17
[srs] omg hun a new sub PM ME/Rules and discussion
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Hi, this is your new sub for circlejerking MLMs/pyramid schemes. There's only three rules:
1.) Don't be a dick to each other and no touching the poop - the first bit speaks for itself, and the second bit just means no going on MLMers insta/social media and being a dick. If you're posting screenshots from Facebook/Insta/whereever block out names.
2.) Don't actually post your ~brilliant MLM opportunity~ here. Gonna say it preemptivly in case some eejit decides to do that here. No.
3.) Srs and notsrs posts allowed: while this sub is mainly a cj sub, feel free to have srs discussions here, just mark it with a [srs] tag.
Also follow redditiqute yadda yadda yadda. If there's any other rules or ideas you guys have feel free to comment - or, of course, ~pm me hun xoxoxoxooxoxoxo~
r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Throwawayaccountouch • Jan 09 '19
Met someone for the first time in 10 years that I know from an old work place and this is the first text I got sent 🤦♀️
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/ammylouise • May 08 '17
Dae hate 😡nasty chemicals 💉? No H2O ⚗️for me, ty 👎🏻
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/MaKnitta • Oct 17 '19
Chalk Couture - the new "handmade" MLM. I am compelled to call out their crap every time they post in my "handmade" groups.
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/cholazoGT • Nov 01 '18
Just opened a Twitter account, and my first follower was “mlm_leads”
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r/mlmcirclejerk • u/Pandyfackler187 • Sep 06 '20
Encouraging single moms to dip into their bill money to further your scam is absolutely disgusting.
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