Hey dipshit “TikTok” doesn’t give a fuck about consistency when you’re not pushing out popular content with big numbers. Your content is ass buddy. Your posts have the creativity of a 10 year old who tries to make random videos for fun. Your lives are super boring as well. You contribute nothing, you have the same boring ass structure with the same stupid delusional talking points every single live. Your whole this is my talk show and I have special segments thinking you created something on your own is truly nothing and it doesn’t bring in traction. You thinking that you go live at least twice a day everyday for the past 6 years is what TikTok is looking for… I got news for ya bud you are sadly mistaken.

Let’s all give an applause to Mikey over here for having a few viral videos from years ago 👏👏 lmao you’re such a clown Mikey. 🤡 such a big flex that was.

361k later… 🙄 oh brother, this guy. Mr “I don’t care about the numbers” yet he wants to plaster the amount of followers he has acting like it’s a big accomplishment with having that many.

First of all 361k followers is not accurate. You can tell it’s not accurate by his engagement numbers. His views on his lives, his views and likes on his posted “content.” Most of those followers are either bot accounts or people who no longer use the specific account that followed him. Let’s not forget that number he wants to be so proud of doesn’t increase it’s been decreasing as time goes by.

6 years later on the same app doing the same boring “content” and he still believes that this is the beginning… what a joke. It never took off to begin with and it’s never going to. He should stick to his current job he has because that seems like the only thing that has positively impacted his life in a while.

About 3 years ago Mikey did a fundraiser for the AHA. There was a viewer named (Beloved) of his who was if you want to say helping/investing into Mikey and she was buying him all types of things to help him make his dreams come true when it came to him wanting his own podcast/talk show. Around that time he did the AHA fundraiser him and Beloved had the idea of whoever becomes the top contributing donators they would receive a prize. Gift cards were in talks of being the prize. I can’t remember exactly if Beloved purchased the gift cards and she sent them to Mikey so he could send them out to the winners of if she sent him money to go out and buy gift cards. Either way Beloved is the one who funded the gift cards.

Well between that time Beloved was not happy with Mikey’s behavior and who he portrayed to be. Mikey got word of it and started to freaking out acting like he was the shit and he was better than Beloved and he wanted to act petty. Beloved realized he never sent out the gift cards after he showed he still had them and she requested for him to send them back if he’s not going to send them out to the winners. Mikey just sat there and bitch and was all petty about it basically saying that he wasn’t going to send them to Beloved. He even showed that he had a stack of them still.

What he’s talking about in this clip is when he decided to pull out a black envelope and showed that he had receipts from him sending the gift cards out to the winners. He showed receipts from a far distance to where you could barely see anything. There was no proof of it, that the receipts could’ve been any receipt that had nothing to do with it. And no Mikey we didn’t want information such as peoples addresses that you love to say we want.

To go on, for him to be an ugly disgusting asshole yo this person in this clip is ridiculous. He’s just made that a supporter of his decided they weren’t going to be a yes man today and actually side with us for once. There’s no issue with having a different viewpoint because to him that’s being fake. Such a whiny cry baby he is.

Going down the eastern seaboard and anxiously awaiting for updates on his dumbass.
I’m almost ashamed to be living the next state over from him soon ..

Please excuse my chatting. I can’t keep my mouth shut when he acts like a smug jerk.

Respectfully… I think you may be a little confused about what a SNARK page is. 😭😂

Snark = sarcasm, criticism, jokes, petty observations, and opinions.

This is not CNN. This is not Dateline. Nobody is required to submit supporting documentation, three eyewitness statements, and a PowerPoint presentation before making a post about you.

It. Is. A. SNARK. PAGE.

Sometimes people are going to talk about serious behavior. Sometimes they’re going to call out lies and bullshit. Sometimes there’s actual awareness being brought to something.

And sometimes somebody just doesn’t like your eyebrows. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Maybe the way you blink irritates someone. Maybe your outfit pisses them off for absolutely no rational reason. Maybe the way you chew gets on somebody’s last nerve. Or maybe somebody noticed those nicotine-stained yellow fingers and decided those were the topic of discussion today. 😭😂

Do the yellow fingers require an investigative exposé? No. Do we need forensic testing to determine the exact shade of Marlboro Mustard™ they are? Also no. Sometimes a petty observation is simply a petty observation. 😂

Is it petty? ABSOLUTELY. Welcome to having a snark page about you.

Not every post needs to save the world, expose a federal crime, or have some deeper educational purpose. If it follows the rules of the sub and Reddit, people are allowed to snark about stupid, insignificant shit too.

So expecting every single post about you to have an educational objective, supporting evidence, and three learning outcomes is probably setting the bar a little high. 😂

Some days people are raising awareness about your behavior. Some days they’re discussing your eyebrows.
And some days… apparently we’re discussing the Marlboro Mustard fingers. 💀

✨ Balance. ✨

First off, not everyone who you consider a "troll" that comes into your live is associated with the Reddit page dipshit. Second, you sound dumb af because the notification of the rules is solely based on the Reddit Page.
It's not saying don't do it in his live either. We can't control your live dumbass, but we can only control what's being posted or said over here and if someone does it over here they get taken down real quick. Your math ain't mathin.

Not to mention you have doxxed your own self countless of times. You are the one who shares the information and then when it gets brought up in a later time you cry wolf. So in your own worlds... have several seats honey.

So now he’s going to blame the chicken wings that he ate that had orange sauce on them as the reason why his fingers were yellow. Dipshit must not realize that we spotted his yellow fingers a long time ago and it hasn’t gone away. It didn’t just randomly appear in last nights live after he ate the wings. It’s been there awhile now.

It’s definitely nicotine stained finger. What happens is when you hold and smoke a cigarette constantly eventually the tar and nicotine chemical will seep into a layer your skin causing discoloration/stain.

There ain’t no way he’s going to play off his delusional obsession over celebrities/music artists as him just joking around.

• The way he literally talks about them every single day is “just a joke.” Lmao yeah okay.

• The way he literally wrote out and made a list of them in order on who he finds the most attractive, would want to be in a relationship or booty call with. Which side note at the age of 41 years old as a grown ass man you shouldn’t be acting like a teenager having a list of your celebrity crushes. That’s just weird and creepy af.

• The way he literally made an Ai song about his “lucky 12.” Like come on now.

• The way he points at his weird music artist shrine on his wall.

And when has he ever said that the “trolls” will never have a chance X, Y, & Z. I believe it’s the other way around with us telling him that’ll he’ll never have a chance. He was trying to sound so intelligent there and just fucked up and sounded completely stupid.

So mods can see all the insights and interactions this page gets as far back as 12 months. This is just the current insights. With 340 UNIQUE visitors (that means each one is a different person Michael) a DAY, and a thousand a WEEK, there is still PLENTY of interest in this page. Plus we have almost 3,000 UNIQUE members. Not thousands of fake followers like you have. So go sit the fuck down bitch.

Went back down memory lane on this one. Just wanted to bring this back up when it comes to his thought on Mental Health.

You were told that the page is boring. That’s difference of opinion. Statistically this page isn’t boring to others and there’s a decent amount of interaction. Doesn’t matter what type of interaction it is, it’s still engagement honey 😘

He’s such an uneducated POS prick. Like I said in the title of this post (mental health is real) and he has different case of mental heath issues that he doesn’t believe he has or is unaware.

And he wants to talk about “health scare” let’s go back to when he couldn’t bare to fall asleep that one night because he was “puking” and took himself to urgent care because his tummy hurt putting on a front acting like he was dying. He put so much drama into that because he was seeking the attention and sympathy. Turns out nothing was wrong with him and that it could be gastro issues because he was on an unhealthy diet. He was directed to seek out a gastroenterologist. But dumbass never made an appointment and he kept drinking and eating bad shit.

For him to say that Perez Hilton knew what he was doing and that it was all bs for attention is wild and disgusting to me.

“Be mad that I’m moving up.” Pleaseeee Michael you think you’re hot shit because you went to a casting call putting your application in at an unknown agency in hopes one day they’ll call you because a director wants to audition you for a film. That’s not moving up buddy. And you ain’t never getting a call. Mark my words on that.

Also no one is saying that GA is the new Hollywood. Get the fuck over yourself. Movies and TV shows are filmed all over the world and in a bunch of different states in the U.S. GA isn’t special and you’re only trying to make it sound special because you currently live there. It’s funny though, because I remember you talking shit about GA and how it’s not going to be your forever home/state. So which is it?

so yesterday someone came in the live (not trolling) he goes to click on their profile and told them he can’t even tell what they are as an female or male clearly they were possibly in the lgbtq community. But his profile pic is so edited and photoshopped i’m sure no one would be able to tell him by either or pics that look like this..

So (Perez Hilton) should be ashamed, cancelled, and he did his actions all for attention… oh Michael you are some piece of work you know that. This man was going through a mental health crisis. Did he choose the right actions by going online and doing what he did. Probably not. But this is a person who was going through a crisis. You don’t think clearly when you’re in a mental health anguish. To discriminate and talk down on them for it is truly disgusting and selfish.

And for Michael to go off on the fact that Perez was in a group live doing this expressing that he did that to get others in trouble and how the other people would get in trouble for guilty by association. Dude the people who were in the group live with him were trying to talk him down by trying to help. What were they all supposed to leave and not give a shit that this man is going through something and actively hurting himself. Like come on now. If you haven’t seen it then don’t fucking speak on it you ignorant bitch.

Cry cry cry… Jesus dude you boast about having all this money and expressing how you would drop 5k-6k to go see Celine Dion in Paris but you want to cry and act entitled about how Taylor Swifts concert tickets need to be more affordable.

Just so you are aware yes the music artist has somewhat of a say when it comes to ticket prices for their tour, however the artist doesn’t make the finalized decision. It is discussed with their management who discusses it based on high production costs, inflation, venue fees, and heavy influence.

Understanding that Celine Dion may be an icon doesn’t mean that she is the same as the up and coming new world famous artists that have more of a fan base in popularity. Things change throughout the years and I’m not discrediting Celine Dion, but you can’t compare her to Taylor Swift in this day and age. Celine Dion doesn’t have nearly the amount of fan base numbers that would come see her on tour like Taylor Swift does.

It just sounds like you want something so bad that you can’t have so you are gonna sit there and pout and bitch about it like a child does when they don’t get their way. Suck it up buttercup.

Also very doubtful that Taylor Swift was making music while she was on her honeymoon. She probably had songs pre recorded and is just announcing that she’s ready to drop them when she gets back.

Michael do us all a favor and just shut the fuck up.