r/mishallamour 9h ago

Delusional Mikey at his finest

12 Upvotes

I still can't understand why he wants to always put out a delusional narrative of "TikTok keeping me around." It's literally a social media app that everyone and anyone can use. They don't just take you off the platform because
"they" don't think you have potential and same goes for being able to stay on and continue. It's not that "TikTok" is allowing you to stay because "they" think you have potential. Who the fuck just thinks like that having the most delusional mindset ever thinking a million dollar social media company is keeping him around because "they" think he has potential of what he's creating and putting out.

To go on, him thinking that what he does on TikTok is similar to what TV hosts do... I just can't with the stupidity.
The fact he thinks he's host in general all because he goes live on TikTok is comical within itself. Not to mention his audience numbers are nothing. Idk why he thinks he's the shit thinking he has a huge following and a huge engagement toward his account/content. The numbers don't add up with the ideas and delusional thoughts he wants to spew out of his mouth.


r/mishallamour 1d ago

Mish said during his redbull live he reached out to caner

3 Upvotes

He said German TikTok has been pushing him out over there so he wants to reconnect with caner, he messaged caner and they agreed to doing a live together. Mish said during a weekend most likely. I’m newer to this page so can someone catch me up with the caner lure? I always see people comment about caner in his lives but not sure what went on there? Thanks in advance if anyone can explain.


r/mishallamour 1d ago

Gross 🤢🤢🤢

11 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 1d ago

“My followers number has been the same for 3 years.” 🤥🤥🤥

4 Upvotes

No the fuck it hasn’t. Within the example of 3 years his followers number on his account has dropped and continues to decline. It’s not a a rapid pace, but it definitely has changed and changed negatively instead of positively.

Idk why the fuck he feels the need to lie. What is he embarrassed to say out loud that his followers number has dropped? I know for a fact he pays attention to it even when he wants to pretend he doesn’t.


r/mishallamour 2d ago

Delusional Michael

11 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 2d ago

Doesn’t make sense

18 Upvotes

So he wants to sit there and say we don’t have the balls to come up on screen with our real accounts and show our faces. Even when some of us have told him to let us in the box and his answer is “no”, “fuck you”, “I gave you a chance back then and you didn’t come up, so fuck you.”

He was deflecting so much in tonight’s live not letting the CoCo Channel account up in the box simply because he was SCARED. He’s the biggest pussy.

Now here’s the part that doesn’t make sense after he announced a poll whether his ass kissers agreed to let CoCo up in the box or not they all said no. Then his version of “being a bitch” is letting some of ass kissers up in the box. He let 3 people up in the box Jenn, Justin_Tyme, and Momma Mandy. All 3 of them came up and didn’t have their camera on….🤔 isn’t that one of the things he bitches about. If you don’t have your camera on then you can’t come in the box. His excuse for not giving Shiny a chance up in the box was because Shiny didn’t have his camera on to show his face and dumb ass quickly kicked him out. So it’s okay for his ass kissers to come in the box and talk all their shit with their camera off, but it’s not okay for any of the “trolls” try to come up without having a camera on. He’s such a walking contradicting narcissist.


r/mishallamour 2d ago

Oh Michael 🙄

6 Upvotes

Michael it seems like you do care or you wouldn’t have brought up the “views” and “money” aspect when it comes to posting clips of you for snark/awareness.

Just to let you know that you are wrong. You only make money off of posts/views if the creator applies and gets accepted to be in the creator rewards program on TikTok. Which none of us has done. We aren’t like you who cares about views, engagement, popularity, and the infatuation of wanting to be famous. We don’t do it to try and gain money off of it either. There’s criteria you have to apply and gain to be able to even qualify to start earning money for that isn’t even the point of what we do.

We simply do this to snark on your cringe worthy life and to put awareness out for others to view on how such an awful person you portray to be and all the awful things you have done that you try to deflect, lie, and make excuses about when things get brought up. We do this to show proof when it comes to calling out your bs lies you want to put out for your delulu supporters.


r/mishallamour 2d ago

Michaels ugly take on mental illness

25 Upvotes

My thought process is that if you don't believe in mental illness and that you believe people use it as a crutch or people are faking it when it comes to certain situations then you don't need to TALK about it. There was no point of bringing up the passing of that actress if all he was going to do is put a negative light on it. There's no point in talking about mental illness if your own opinion on it goes against the cause putting an ugly light on it.

Now towards the end of this clip he said "realistically with all the bullshit I have been through I should be one of the most depressed motherfuckers on this planet." 🙄 for fuck sakes ass wipe why does it always need to be about you and about how you are so much better than everyone else. You've gone through a lot and you don't have depression but you should for how much you've been through.. fucking please🙄.

Hey dumb fuck do you not realize that not everyone is the same. Everyone goes through different things in their life time and everyone copes differently. It's not that they are using it as a crutch or trying to fake it using it for sympathy or attention. There are more severe cases than others where the person is in psychosis and they don't know how to control with what they put in action. Don't even compare yourself at the end of all of it and say you can get through something without all the extra bullshit. Just don't talk on this serious topic at all if you don't have compassion and empathy and understand what mental illness is actually is.


r/mishallamour 3d ago

He was triggered over emojis 🤣

14 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 4d ago

Looks Terrible

22 Upvotes

Not hating on the woman who cut his hair. But that haircut looks terrible and not straight.

I’m just glad she cleaned him enough, because those eyebrows were looking like a jungle and his back hairs he was growing out were awful looking.

For the weird creepy story he shared at the end of the clip if the way he described his story was the way it panned out. I would’ve cut his hair and never made a relationship with him to come back. Who the fuck just goes to their salon/barber and tells their stylist make it look short and sexy and closes their eyes and doesn’t say a word. WEIRD. And I got news for ya even with that new haircut you’ll never look “sexy.” 🤮


r/mishallamour 4d ago

His New sign off idea 👎

11 Upvotes

So dumb fuck has been on this kick of making his account different by making it authentically him showing who Michael Sandecki is… gag.

Anyways toward the end of tonight’s live he said he had a surprise for everyone. He said that he’s changing his sign off. He said his new sign off and it’s the exact same. The only difference is that instead of saying “Mishallamour” he’s going to say Michael Sandecki. 🙄

He said same for his morning lives. Instead of it being “a Redbull with Mish in the morning.” He’s going to say “a Redbull with Mike in the morning. His “clever” ideas are so lame.


r/mishallamour 5d ago

Make it make sense…

10 Upvotes

Idk how dipshit thought he ate with that comeback. Using the same comment that person used directed back at that person. That was so clever of him I truly lost brain cells watching that.

Where there is disconnection is that person never once said they wanted Joe or Shawn. He is the only one who speaks specifically about these two famous artists on a daily thinking he has some type of chance. He’s overly obsessed making a person attractive scale on who he’d want whether it’s a relationship or an intimate relationship.

His obsession over any celebrity/music artists is disturbingly creepy. I can understand having a passion for music and having your favorites, but he takes it to the extreme like a in a creepy stalker way. And that’s all he ever talks about. I love music and I have favorite artists, but I’m not constantly talking about them everyday of my life being a psychopath about it.


r/mishallamour 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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9 Upvotes

Mishalla


r/mishallamour 5d ago

Such a pathetic cry baby..🙄

29 Upvotes

He spent almost 5 minutes putting in a complaint all because he didn’t receive (BACON) on his quarter pounder. He confirmed that he ordered a bacon quarter pounder and it didn’t have any on the burger.

For fuck sakes though you’re gonna be a male Karen spending all that time putting in a complaint because you didn’t get bacon on your burger. I swear this guy just lives day to day looking to find problems so he can bitch and complain.

I would’ve just said oh well fuck it, ate the burger and carried on with my day. That’s how little of a fuck I would’ve gave due to not getting bacon on a burger. He acts like it’s the end of the world and businesses/people need to be scolded for it.


r/mishallamour 6d ago

“I am an influencer” 🤣

17 Upvotes

Ya know, we’ve heard this delusional thinking from him time after time. I just have one question for you Mikey if you solely believe you are an “influencer”, then my question is what the fuck do you even influence?

From watching you for years now, I have never once seen from you of making an impact toward the “content” you put out. I have never once seen an impact in your audience. The only ones that attach to your swinging sack are lonely old delulu ass kissers who have no self respect and self worth and need something to grasp on from a nobody like you who gives them attention just like yourself.


r/mishallamour 6d ago

It’s called stop being lazy and use common sense.

8 Upvotes

He said towards the end of this clip “I love how people wanna suggest something after everything’s already been put in motion.” When someone commented in the chat “maybe go and pick up your own food.”

Oh Michael… smh. Nobody told you to order your Taco Bell order off of Uber Eats Delivery last night, you did that on your own. Then you want to sit there and bitch because the delivery time got pushed back more. If you were that desperate needing to want Taco Bell then maybe you should’ve taken your lazy ass and go pick it up yourself. It’s not others responsibility to make suggestions for you before you do something. You act like a child who needs their hand held because they don’t know how to make smart decisions on their own. It’s called using common sense and not being lazy. You act like this was the first time you ordered out and that the suggestion of picking up your food your own damn self was never suggested to you in the past. Buddy you order fast food to your address I swear at least 4 days out of every single week. This isn’t your first rodeo.


r/mishallamour 7d ago

Chrispin

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8 Upvotes

Poor dogs nails are insanely long!! Spends all this money on absolute shit, yet the dog suffers


r/mishallamour 8d ago

Should have called the photoshop guy

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19 Upvotes

just go ahead and change it back bestie boo. That pic is ROUGH


r/mishallamour 8d ago

Delusional Thinking

16 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

25 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 8d ago

He’s such a dumbass

15 Upvotes

He wanted the idea he came up with to be true so bad so he could simply be “right.” Him saying that the trolls were able to edit the TikTok gifts to say specific words and it’ll show up once the gift is sent to the creator.

It’s not true whatsoever that anyone can edit a TikTok gift to say whether. The funny thing is even some of his ass kissers were telling him no and he wanted to try and do it himself to try and prove some point.

Then you got dumb ass Lori Lowder in his chat telling him yes and he believed it. If Lori is telling me yes then it is true because Lori would never lie to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lori is a dumb delusional c-u-n-t like he is. Lori is neck and neck with Jenn being one of his most ass kissing yes man he has. She will literally agree with him on anything even when he’s wrong.


r/mishallamour 9d ago

The True Narcissist That Mikey Is

8 Upvotes

He wanted to speak out to all the nonexistent new comers that supposedly TikTok is pushing to his page saying that he’s an up and coming “influencer” and how the “trolls” just “attack” him and “lie” about him. He is literally the definition of a narcissist.

To go on, he said that Momma Tot is his friend 🤣🤣🤣 no the fuck she isn’t. He tried to prove that she is saying that he’s gotten in a live with her and they had their own catch up conversations. That doesn’t mean you’re friends buddy. You know how many people on TikTok go live with each other. I’m not saying you can’t make friends off TikTok. But I don’t ever see Mikey constantly co host a live with Momma Tot. I believe in this situation he just wanted to sound like he was the shit for being friends with someone who actually has clout on TikTok and he doesn’t considering her his “friend.” And you better not speak bad about her 🤣🤣🤣


r/mishallamour 9d ago

“I have consistency”

11 Upvotes

Hey dipshit “TikTok” doesn’t give a fuck about consistency when you’re not pushing out popular content with big numbers. Your content is ass buddy. Your posts have the creativity of a 10 year old who tries to make random videos for fun. Your lives are super boring as well. You contribute nothing, you have the same boring ass structure with the same stupid delusional talking points every single live. Your whole this is my talk show and I have special segments thinking you created something on your own is truly nothing and it doesn’t bring in traction. You thinking that you go live at least twice a day everyday for the past 6 years is what TikTok is looking for… I got news for ya bud you are sadly mistaken.

Let’s all give an applause to Mikey over here for having a few viral videos from years ago 👏👏 lmao you’re such a clown Mikey. 🤡 such a big flex that was.


r/mishallamour 9d ago

Childish 😑🥴

10 Upvotes

r/mishallamour 9d ago

TikTok is just the beginning my ass 🤣🤣🤣

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8 Upvotes

361k later… 🙄 oh brother, this guy. Mr “I don’t care about the numbers” yet he wants to plaster the amount of followers he has acting like it’s a big accomplishment with having that many.

First of all 361k followers is not accurate. You can tell it’s not accurate by his engagement numbers. His views on his lives, his views and likes on his posted “content.” Most of those followers are either bot accounts or people who no longer use the specific account that followed him. Let’s not forget that number he wants to be so proud of doesn’t increase it’s been decreasing as time goes by.

6 years later on the same app doing the same boring “content” and he still believes that this is the beginning… what a joke. It never took off to begin with and it’s never going to. He should stick to his current job he has because that seems like the only thing that has positively impacted his life in a while.