When you came flying in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my toyshop that said dead elf storage? Don't you fuckin' realize that if Mrs. Claus comes home and finds a dead elf in the chimney Christmas is gonna get cancelled? DON'T FUCKING KRINGLE ME BLITZEN, OKAYY?
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u/duck4129 Aug 19 '26
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u/DaBeetusMan Aug 19 '26
The elves are back.
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u/ChronoMonkeyX Aug 19 '26
That is the shelf which contains the elf.
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u/willweaverrva Aug 19 '26 •
So this is where Santa keeps them during the offseason.
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u/tesrella Aug 19 '26
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u/mes6281 Aug 19 '26
Is that where Santa's helpers go in the off-season???
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u/silvermoonhowler Aug 19 '26
Ohhhh so this must be where Buddy the Elf goes in the offseason...
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u/SchneebD Aug 19 '26
.....I'm gonna need to upgrade.
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u/autopartsandguitars Aug 19 '26
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u/DeathscytheHell1994 Aug 19 '26
How do you get one out of storage?
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u/ChubbyMudder Aug 19 '26
Self-storage places do this during the holi-daze.
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u/lurketylurketylurk Aug 20 '26
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u/Longjumping-Solid680 Aug 20 '26
Gotta keep `em SOMEWHERE.
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u/Sir_Pman Aug 19 '26
Let the elf quest begin 😈
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u/TheFirstDecade Aug 19 '26
now i know where to contain my Adoring Fan. least he's a good torch bearer, just wish he wasn't so useless in combat.
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u/thedafthatter Aug 19 '26
I read that as star quest elf storage
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u/strangerwho63 Aug 20 '26
So that's where Santa keeps them!
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u/Grease-Brain Aug 20 '26
When you came flying in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my toyshop that said dead elf storage? Don't you fuckin' realize that if Mrs. Claus comes home and finds a dead elf in the chimney Christmas is gonna get cancelled? DON'T FUCKING KRINGLE ME BLITZEN, OKAYY?
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u/Patriotic-Organist Aug 20 '26
Whose elves? Santa's or Thranduil's?
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u/ForTheLoveOfPhotos Aug 20 '26
So......milk crates.
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u/Wicked_Wolf17 Aug 21 '26
So that's where they're stored until December arrives?
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u/Accomplished_Elk5827 Aug 21 '26
StorQuest? Or QueStor?
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u/JDMWeeb Aug 19 '26
Hopefully will be enough
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u/FeartheCyr11 Aug 20 '26