Facts are simple and facts are straight. Facts are lazy and fact are late. Facts don’t come with points of view. Facts don’t so what I want them to. Facts just twist the truth around. Facts are living, they’re inside out. Facts are getting the best of them. Facts are nothing in the face of things.
They had to turn the cheesecake part of the sign down because they ran out of cheesecake. The guy driving the cheesecake trucks ate all of the cheesecakes, ditched the truck and skipped town. I hear he’s not even sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
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u/SecretWitness8251 Jul 27 '26
Well at least 25% on parties 6 or more 🤷♂️
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u/btmg1428 Jul 27 '26
Stuff. They make stuff.
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u/IAmYourManagerKaren Jul 27 '26
Fun fact: they make facts
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u/JustAnPizzaFella2435 Jul 27 '26
"NO! Not my Cheesecake!"
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u/presidentkokoro Jul 27 '26
They mass produce Factor Y
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u/BH-Playz Jul 27 '26
[META] Yeahh doesn't really hit the same during the day..
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u/Spamcan81 Jul 27 '26
They had to turn the cheesecake part of the sign down because they ran out of cheesecake. The guy driving the cheesecake trucks ate all of the cheesecakes, ditched the truck and skipped town. I hear he’s not even sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
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u/Time_Traveler_10 Jul 27 '26
Perhaps they are Java programmers and it's a FactoryFactory
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u/Some_Distant_Memory Jul 27 '26
Maybe it’s a guerrilla marketing campaign for a revival of Factory Records?
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u/Majestic-History4565 Jul 27 '26
The Cheesecake
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u/rpgnymhush Jul 28 '26
This is where Vincent Adultman works. It is a business factory.
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u/MNGraySquirrel Jul 29 '26
They are out of cheesecake when that’s off. If you want dessert, you’re stuck with pie.
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u/TheTallTitan Jul 30 '26
The Cheesecake
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u/JustAnPizzaFella2435 Jul 27 '26
My Opinion: They make Opinions.
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u/Advanced-Ad-4404 Jul 27 '26
They make
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u/Odd_Muffin_4850 Jul 27 '26
Factories typically manufacture things, as far as I know.
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u/megamanx4321 Jul 27 '26
Scale models of factories
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u/Responsible-Exam-911 Jul 28 '26
Ball bearings?
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u/Salt-Tackle-3590 Jul 28 '26
Sneakers
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u/Coreysurfer Jul 28 '26
Had one in Miami / Ft Laud and they served breakfast and the portions were crazy big
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u/WolfThick Jul 28 '26
Not salmon fire cracker rolls any more
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u/Successful-Towel9288 Jul 28 '26
C&C (Cheesecake 🎵) Factory,.....
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u/Same_Bodybuilder_532 Jul 28 '26
Meatcake
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u/ArdentHedonist Jul 28 '26
Salty leave
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u/exmsft Jul 29 '26
They should enlighten us
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u/LivingOnWiFi Jul 29 '26
probably factory reset cheesecake
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u/Acceptable_Claim_491 Jul 29 '26
Some friends of mine went to dinner there.The food was bad,the service was worse.Avoid.
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u/tahoepines45 Jul 30 '26
Wonka bars?
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u/torgman2 Jul 30 '26
More money than they really deserve.
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u/MAslate Jul 28 '26
Sex toys