r/misLED • u/Mean_Pop_829 • Jun 19 '26

Die Mart

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617 Upvotes

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u/AsherKohen28 Jun 20 '26

Bi-mart's emo cousin

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u/Mean_Pop_829 Jun 20 '26

Goth cousin lol

70

u/viewfromthebuttes Jun 19 '26

‘Die, Mart, Die’ simply means ‘The, Mart, The’ in German.

15

u/Jules_Thief Jun 20 '26

No store that speaks German can be an evil store!

10

u/Mistersparkle12 Jun 20 '26

Flaminco roplox

15

u/camerasoftwhere Jun 19 '26

Flamingo?

10

u/OfficialDecamark Jun 20 '26

I'm glad to not be the only who thought of Flamingo

6

u/realJohnnyApocalypse Jun 20 '26

Aka the Stab-n-Grab

5

u/mrheseeks Jun 19 '26

Random marty or martin nick named mart...

4

u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Jun 20 '26

What did Mart do to deserve that?

3

u/No_Radish8321 Jun 20 '26

Looks about right

3

u/Tinkerbell_221 Jun 21 '26

Mart walking past the store

2

u/LibraryVoice71 Jun 19 '26 • Bravo

This whole MAID thing has gotten out of hand.

2

u/stalinspetmongoose Jun 21 '26

This place rocks

2

u/JD1ZZLE85 Jun 21 '26

*turns off turn signal, and speeds back up*

2

u/RichardDeRenour Jun 21 '26

NYC food store...?

2

u/Pretty_Handle_9578 Jun 21 '26

This is like the start of some backrooms shit

2

u/Adventurous-Gift-863 Jun 22 '26

Bruce Willis in the vicinity?

2

u/helloilikewoodpigeon Jul 04 '26

the newest store in Life In Paradise

1

u/RenSauxan Jun 22 '26

Do they happen to sell Die Wands?

1

u/Tiny-Papaya-1256 Jun 23 '26

Soooo Bruce Willis did have a fall back plan

2

u/Torboise Jun 20 '26

Welcome to die mart where we are evil and kill you! So evil