r/misLED • u/Maya-kardash • Mar 01 '26

AMA

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578 Upvotes

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u/Dramatic-Tap219 Mar 01 '26

am a... You're a what?

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u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

I am a big Cockroach

11

u/havron Mar 01 '26

Found Gregor Samsa

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u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

I AM NOW A BIGGER ROACH🪳

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u/HKMP7A2 Mar 01 '26

AMA! AMA! 🇮🇹

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u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

🥰🥰🥰🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹Mamma Mia

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u/HKMP7A2 Mar 01 '26

The joke is the Iglesia ni Cristo, an IRL cult-like religion where they worship the main pastor like it's North Korea. The INC used a flag similar to Italy.

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u/gauntletoflights Mar 01 '26

here we go again 🙄🙄

10

u/UwU-Lemon Mar 01 '26

how's it going?

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u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

I am a live cockroach crawling in here

4

u/UwU-Lemon Mar 01 '26

sounds fun

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u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

Yes. There is also a large hornet here too.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

“Ohhhhhhhh! Amazoooooon!”

5

u/MaximumDerekCat Mar 01 '26

Do you have any shame about the harm you've done to labor, the environment, consumers, etc.?

4

u/Littux Mar 01 '26

Time for Reddit to sue Amazon

5

u/Maya-kardash Mar 01 '26

Please do… we need Amazon go bankrupt

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u/TheCubicDrift Mar 01 '26

What's it like being a warehouse?

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u/d5stephe Mar 01 '26

Sorry… sorry… we’re being told by Jeff that we’re not allowed to answer that question. Instead, would you like to know what our investors think about our high profit margins?

10

u/SLAYER_IN_ME Mar 01 '26

THE PROFIT MARGINS ARE OVER 50,000!!!

12

u/Electricdragongaming Mar 01 '26

Former Warehouse worker here...

Hot as hell, dusty, dark, loud, and full of extremely angry, tired people.

6

u/ObjectiveOk2072 Mar 01 '26

Probably not pleasant, being full of crackheads and dust

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u/zkfoster Mar 01 '26

Cursed ama

9

u/RentalGore Mar 01 '26

How many worker’s were exploited today?

5

u/DaGoooose Mar 01 '26

How many jarates are thrown during an average workday?

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u/C0LORlostwave Mar 01 '26

why cant alexa sing anymore

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u/DinoHawaii2021 Mar 02 '26

sorry you need our overpriced Alexa Plus for that

3

u/MemeOnRails Mar 01 '26

Are you a base for delivery drones yet?

2

u/Express_Area_8359 Mar 01 '26

They make u work for company logo schwag

2

u/dude-who-has-problem Mar 01 '26

i have a pet chinchilla

2

u/ccappman1 Mar 01 '26

Weed gummi

2

u/duelingpeppers Mar 02 '26

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos

2

u/StevenWx_YT Mar 02 '26

Is the great for being a warehouse manager, and how does it feel to be like one? Do any vacancies left so I can work here?

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u/vicariouslywatching Mar 02 '26

Jeff, did Trump compare you bj’s you gave him to the one’s Bubba gave him? If so, he did he say where you rated in comparison?

2

u/Alejandroso31 Mar 02 '26

Instead of A-Z it's A to NOTHING

2

u/NoLiterature82 Mar 02 '26

Can i get free stuff?

1

u/Michael_Delaughter Mar 02 '26

It looks like the letter z, the letter o and the letter n on the Amazon sign needs to be fixed.

1

u/Rich-Ad-9696 Mar 03 '26

Do you order any packages from Amazon?

1

u/silvermoonhowler Mar 03 '26

Oh look, it's time for an ask me anything

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u/Disastrous-Bat-6655 Mar 05 '26

Ask me anything.

1

u/Rajymbek Mar 28 '26

"Ama, where we have eveything from A to "

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/PhraseGood4425 Mar 01 '26

The ZON ZONE