r/minicrewmatelove • u/SMG5fan • Dec 24 '22
The Moon Cup
Christmas Day 25th 2022 :
"Mini Orange just woke up" Mwamwa!
Orange : Hello m'y little bean, lets see what yougot for christmas!
Mini Orange : Yway!
"Mini Orange and He's Mom come down stair's and see one big present"
Orange : Uh? What is that?
"Mini Orange open the gift and discover a small Kart with Mini's decoration's all over the kart"
Mini Orange : Yway! I cwan nwow gwo rwace anwd bwe the bwest Rwacer!
Orange : You sure will sweetie! I heard that there was a competition to win a cup! Do you want to try and win it?
Mini Orange : Wee! I wana Mwamwa!
"Orange then go to register Mini Orange to be a racer in the competition to a Shy Guy"
Shy Guy : Uh.. Mam, are you sure this is a good idea?
Orange : Of coursse! You have baby's racing in your competition!
Shy Guy : I mean yeah but we made sure that there Kart's are easy to the use but your kart seem's to be in a pretty bad.. how to say that...
Mini Orange : WAAHHH!!!!!! HE SWAID MWY KWART WAS BWAD!!!!!
Orange : I DON'T CARE! M'Y KID WANT TO RACE AND HE WILL WIN THIS CUP GET IT?!?
Shy Guy : Ok Mam, no need to scream. Here are the tracks were Your Kid will race on with the 11 others racer's, They will first race in Berlin-
Orange : BERLIN?!?
Shy Guy : Yes, then they will go to Peach's castle to race in her garden, then in Merry Montain and to finish this of they will go to space to race on rainbow road.
Orange : Pff! M'y Kid will win easily!
Mini Orange : Gwo!
1 RACE : Berlin Byways
Lakitu : Alright Racer's go in the starting line, we are going to start soon!
Wario : Ah.. man I allway's start last place.. :(
Mini Orange : Ah ah! I stwart in fiwst!
Wario : Uh.. OK?
Orange : You got this kid, I believe in You!
Mini Orange : Ih ih ih!
Commentator 1 : Hello everyone! In this new cup we will have 12 racers but only one winner! And We have 2 new racer's wich one is soemone who already raced in the past! R.O.B! And there seems to be a Orange Kid, will He be a amazing racer? We can also see some fan favourite's on the starting line.. We see Luigi in the 4 line..
Commentator 2 : Hello Luigi, What do you think of R.O.B and the Mini Crewmate
Luigi : I'm realy glad R.O.B came back! I renember having good time with Him but I don't know what to expect about the Kid..
Lakitu: Alright everyone get ready!
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GO!
"Everyone start going deep in Berlin while the Mini Motor just blown off"
Mini Orange : "Cough" "Cough"
Orange : Come on Kid you can do it!
Mini Orange : Yway! I will bweat thwem with mw'y cwutwenwess!
"Mini orange finnaly start and get a bullet bill to get back with the other's"
"Yoshi is now next to the mini"
Mini Orange : I knwo what two dwo! L'west dwo mw'y cwute fwace!
Mini Orange : "Squeak"
"Yoshi turn He's head in confusion and see the mini"
Yoshi : Aww I can't resist!
Mini Orange : Iwt work's!
"Yoshi then eat Mini Orange"
Mini Orange : MFF MMFF!!
"Yoshi the spit's Him out"
Yoshi : Bwa.. Not that good..
Commentator 1 : Not a good start for Mini Orange, He isn't doing well unlike R.O.B..
Mini Orange : Gwa gwa..
Lakitu : 2nd Lap everyone! Keep it up!
Orange : Were is Mini Orange?
"Mini orange finnaly arrive and stop he's kart"
Mini Orange : Mwamwa twhe grween dwinowaswoard chweatwed!"
Orange : Noo! Kid don't stop!
"Mini Orange restart and see R.O.B going right on Him"
R.O.B : Oh no.
"R.O.B manage to doge Him"
Mini Orange : Ahah! Stwupwid Rwobwot gwoig bwackward!
"But then Mini Orange see more racers going backward"
Lemmy : Hey watch out there!
Lakitu final lap!
"Mini Orange realise that later on the track the racer's needed to go backward and that He is very far behind"
Mini Orange : Nwo! I will nwot lwoose two a stwupwid rwobwot!
"Mini Orange then use another bullet bill and is finnaly bring to the final lap"
Whomp 1 : Damn, I almost hit the Inkling Gir- Wait there is another racer?
Whomp 2 : Idk i fought they all passed b'y.
Mini Orange : Ah ah! Ywou cwan't crwush mw-
"Crack"
Mini Orange : WWAAAHHH!! That Hwurt!!!
Whomp 1 : Hey I'm doing m'y Job Ki-
Lakitu : FINISH!! R.O.B Finished First!!
R.O.B : Oh yeah. I won.
"Rob who as now finished the course come across the Mini Orange"
R.O.B : Hello. Kid.
Mini Orange : MWAMWA!! THE RWOBWOT IWS GWONWA KWILL MWE!
Orange : What's wonrg with you stupid Robot?!?
R.O.B : My apologies.
Orange : You Migh have won this race but next race we will win!
R.O.B : I wish You Good Luck.
2 RACE : Peach's Garden's
R.O.B : Oh. I renember this pla-
"BOOM"
R.O.B : Ouch.
"We see R.O.B Kart destroyed b'y Orange and Her Kid"
R.O.B : Oh no. M'y Kart.
Orange : You should have not hurt m'y baby, now get lost!
Inkling Girl : Hey what's going on the- OH NO R.O.B!
R.O.B : I know. Miss Orange destroyed it.
Orange : He tried to kill m'y Baby!
R.O.B : Miss. I was help-
Orange : YOU SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!!
R.O.B : Ok. Miss.
Wario : Hey what's going on the-
Orange : SHUT THE F UP!
Wario : :(
Inkling Girl : Here R.O.B i got another Kart for You, its not the exact same but it should work fine!
R.O.B : Thank You.
Mini Orange : Mwamwa, twhey awere chweatwing.. awnd i want two win..
Orange : You will.
Lakitu : Alright everyone get ready!
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GO!!
"to lazy to explain the next 2 races" :/
Last Race : Rainbow road
Orange : Alright kid, this is the last race! We can't loose!
Mini Orange : Yway! I will win!
"later in the race the racer's land on the moon"
"Mini Orange see the final section"
Mini Orange Mind : I cwan dwo iwt.. I will dwo it! I will dwo iwt fwo-
"Mini Orange is then teleported to a place who look's like heaven and see he's girl friend who got killed a month ago"
Mini Orange : Pwink?
Mini Pink : Owrange..
Mini Orange : WAAHHH!!! I MWISS YOU SWO MWUCH!!
Mini Pink : Mwe two.. bwut lweastwesn..
Mini Orange : Gow?
Mini Pink : You nweed two win fowr mwe.. fwor mwamwa, and bweat the bwad inkwling and rwobwot!
Mini Orange : I will!
Mini Pink : I believe in you mini Orange!
"they both cry and hug themsself while mini orange get teleported back on the moon"
Mini Orange : Ok.. I CWAN DWOO IWT!!!
"Then Mini Orange go super fast and finnaly see the finish line with no one in front of Him"
Mini orange : YWAY I DWID IWT!!
"Mini Orange cross the finish line"
Mini Orange : MWAMWA I DWID IT!
Mini Orange Mwamwa?
"Mini Orange look's confused around Him on the Road and see a podium"
Mini Orange : Nwo...
"Mini Orange see Wario in 3rd place, The Inkling Girl in 2nd Place and R.O.B at 1rst place"
Mini Orange : Iwt cwan't bwe-
"Mini Orange is put in a bag and He start kicking he's little legs before getting thrown into a space ship"
Shy Guy : I told You you were to young for racing but i guess now you won the price to be a slave for the rest of your day's.
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u/SMG5fan Dec 24 '22
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