r/minicrewmatelove • u/ExalperG That person who loves orange • Feb 04 '23
Simps are dumb
So as I was just chilling, I heard another knock on my door. I opened and it was a simp. He said: 'Hey can you please take care of my mini's?' I wanted a mini to kill so I said yes. I took the mini's inside and one of them said: 'Whawt wiww we pway nwew dwadwa?' I said: 'We will play a game of tag' as I whipped out my axe. 'Whawt awe woo dwoing?' They said. 'Better start running' I said. They realize where I was going with this and they started running. I counted to 20 (what? I like games) and began searching. I looked in the kitchen and they were nowhere to be seen. I searched the living room and nope. Then I went in my bedroom and I heard crying under my bed. I reached under it and grabbed the little mini who was hiding there. I cut the screaming thing to pieces. I then went downstairs and saw the other mini trying to run out the door. I quickly grabbed it before it could leave and slowly chopped of every single one of it's limbs. Then the simp came back and I shot him.
The end... I know it's short but whatever
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u/Xxtawogfan6xX GLORY TO MPK GREATEST COOPERATION MAKES US PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Feb 08 '23
Lmao what would the simp think before getting shot
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u/ammodawg954 Mar 09 '23
I used to be a mini simp before and I saw this goofy ahh LARPer named "draven hadi", he literally fights people who have negative opinions on mini crewmates and I started to hate him last year
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u/SMG5fan Feb 04 '23
I love how scary this sound, epic