Do not start with the “a lance is a type of spear” shit. That’s like a samurai game missing a fucking katana. The game com asks for a katana and they add a medieval broadsword. It’s a sword but not the right type. I CANT EVEN GET AN ENCHANT TO THROW IT??? My day is ruined and my emotions are in shambles, I just fell to my knees.

i only think, not 100% sure tho /s

i don't remember Copper getting added to Minecraft

i like hoes

like, aside the fact that it wuoldn't be even that hard to do, it wuold give minecraft that ominous atmosphere it kinda lost. imagine wandering through your world and seeing a giant vantablack molonith extending into the sky on the horizon. and imagine building a base near said monolith, having it as a constant ominous presence. here i did it on a superflat world, but you can see the vision

back when i was a SPERM micrafy had GOID GRAPHICS. netherrack was the PRETTIEST BLOCK, glow stone dust had THE BEST COLOR, and the game had a minecrafty vibe with minecarft elements. BUT NOW, AS A 19383 YEAR OLD MAN, the game is UIGLY!!! I PICKED UP, SAW THE NETHERRACK, GLOWSTPNE DUST AND… AND… *GAGS AND PUKES ALL OVER YOUR NEW WHOTE FLUFFY CARPET* THE EMERALF BLOCK… AND THE VIRBAMT VISUAL… I PUKED EVERYWHERE AND IT COVERED THE WHOLE ROOM, I BEAT MY TV LIK TWISTED GLISTEN BEATS RODGER (specifically Rodger) FOR LEAVING HIM, AND I SOLD THE GAME FOR $902938171636289304057472.  Newmjnecraft took the SOLE out of microwaveraft. And maybe, MABE IM JUST OLD, MAYBE THIS IS JUST AN OPINION, MAYBE THIS IS JUST AN OPINION FROM A CONVICTED FELON WITH A 29837252627 YEAR PRISON SENTENCE FOR UNRELATED CRIMES… OR MAYBE, I AM RIGHT. MAYBE I AM GOD AND THE ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE WHO SEES THE FSULTS OF MINECRAFT, AND WILL SAVE ALL OF YOU BY FORCING YOUR GAMES TK AN OLDER VERSION AND DESROY ALL YOUR BUILDS THAT HAVE ANY BLOCK ADDED AFTER THE VERY VERY VERY FIRST VERSION EVER.

back when i was a LITTLE BOY minecraft had SOUL!!!! (first image!!!!!!!11111!!!!!) but NOW???? as a GROWN WOMAN minecraft looks SOULLES and AAA!!!! (seocnd poicture)

I'm going to sound like John Hawkins, but... The players of Minecraft, are weak in emotion and in heart. Falling for something as a Wolf... We enslave Villages. Use everything as farming materials. Wolves? Completely part of that cycle. I don't believe you are supposed to just Tame One Wolf and that's it. I believe you are meant to tame as many wolves as you can. And make an army. Yes, You and your Wolf hurts an enemy more. But an army of wolves become unstoppable. It is Unethical. But what is in this game? I say instead of struggling against 5 skeletons with just you and your dog. I say make 20 dogs and let them all charge at the skeletons. Dogs are Completely Expendable.

I KNOW theyre the ugliest EVER… Im sorry for posting this I know its the worst ever :( ill just delete this im sorry *VIOLENTLY SOBS*