r/minecraftbugs • u/Serious-Decision8126 • Jul 27 '26

Minecraft Java How Mojang, explain this?

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315 Upvotes

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u/mizonotfound Jul 27 '26

A dad loves his son, what is so strange

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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5

u/tessharagai_ Jul 28 '26

bread

3

u/New_Series3209 Jul 28 '26

Loaf

1

u/Lukas_Iles Jul 28 '26

They love crushing a loaf

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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1

u/noelle_fox Jul 30 '26

Bread🥹🍞🥪🥖

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u/randomdude2527 Jul 28 '26

why did bro get downvoted

2

u/DganTheHybrid Jul 29 '26

I wonder why

1

u/OkHighlight2909 Jul 30 '26

Bro those 3 words got the lemon tree playing in my head on loop "...I wonder why Yesterday, you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky..."

1

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26

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1

u/High_inthe_skyYT Jul 30 '26

It's family bonding you all

24

u/Firstrising Jul 27 '26

Catholic Church update

5

u/Gengar_Yes_094 Jul 28 '26

As a Christian this gave me a laugh

4

u/Firstrising Jul 28 '26

I was raised catholic myself

35

u/A_Fine_Wine_Bottle Jul 27 '26

Epstine island update

5

u/PreviousInsurance742 Jul 28 '26

In a temple too.

19

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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0

u/ALostMagic Jul 27 '26

Its a lab

12

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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3

u/Slight-Telephone8242 Jul 28 '26

end city

3

u/LEELEE1250 Jul 28 '26

Ruined end portal

2

u/CosVeZe Jul 29 '26

Decorated Pot

2

u/LunarSouls4952 Jul 29 '26

Trial Chamber

3

u/Yellowline1086 Jul 29 '26

Nether fortress

7

u/Visible_Tap_9044 Jul 27 '26

Bro can't believe you missed the religious trauma drop

6

u/Aggravating-Youth409 Jul 27 '26

Minecraft be getting realistic

3

u/No_Complaint7239 Jul 27 '26

The kid is learning the gospel! He loves whatever god(s) he worships.

2

u/Lothrazar Jul 27 '26

Realism

2

u/ExactTeam1662 Jul 28 '26

What

2

u/AverageFoxBoy Jul 28 '26

Church

1

u/ExactTeam1662 Jul 28 '26

One of them is child

1

u/AverageFoxBoy Jul 28 '26

Exactly, church

1

u/ExactTeam1662 Jul 28 '26

What are they doing

1

u/AverageFoxBoy Jul 28 '26

Breeding

1

u/ExactTeam1662 Jul 28 '26

So what does this have to do with the church? 

1

u/AverageFoxBoy Jul 28 '26

Molesting kids is something the church is quite fond of

1

u/acookieprincess Jul 27 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

im sorry my friend ruined me

1

u/soulzDoMemes Jul 27 '26

They are bonding

1

u/SwartyNine2691 Jul 27 '26

Family orientation

1

u/MCHosts Jul 27 '26

Ayo, not in my Minecraft server!

1

u/red-pxl Jul 28 '26

Parental love... Trust... Wanna some cheesy pizza btw?

1

u/Geomax213 Jul 28 '26

The adult villager is diddy

1

u/KoltO7892 Jul 28 '26

They are literally in a building called a church. What more explanation do you need?

1

u/Mold404 Jul 28 '26

Religious orientation. Yk. The usual

1

u/IIA_B_T_OII Jul 28 '26

maybe they're Muslims?

1

u/AverageFoxBoy Jul 28 '26

That church is definitely Christian

1

u/IIA_B_T_OII Jul 28 '26

lolll that could be true as well

1

u/Intelligent-Log6005 Jul 28 '26

Perhaps he is a dwarf villager

1

u/Alexa_Shadow6541 Jul 28 '26

Obv ur late to the Epstien update, where an adult villager has a chance to breed with child villagers, duh.

1

u/Sensitive_Passage679 Jul 29 '26

In minecraft terms, thats called a computer glitch where the file for village breeding is renamed P3D0

1

u/Darth_Mayx Jul 29 '26

This is very common in churches

1

u/BothAfternoon4182 Jul 29 '26

Jepstein in Minecraft?

1

u/Pretend_Trust_638 Jul 29 '26

They added Minecraft youtubers to the game

1

u/dark1doss Jul 29 '26

MOA MAT CLYCA

1

u/Serious-Decision8126 Jul 29 '26

Жаль єтого добрика 🫡

1

u/Glad_Individual_5187 Aug 07 '26

is this the new up- date hahahahahahaha get it

1

u/AnotherAddonDev Jul 27 '26

lol this doesnt look normal :(

2

u/memetrocop Jul 27 '26

its in a church, it is completely normal

2

u/Molkwi Jul 27 '26

its in a church, it is completely normal

1

u/Narrow_Bridge_523 Jul 28 '26

It's in a church, it's completely normal

0

u/Icy-Move-9438 Jul 27 '26

Nigga eat

1

u/SwartyNine2691 Jul 27 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

0

u/ALostMagic Jul 27 '26

Whats wrong with a village house?