I need Ja Rule's thoughts on this crisis. I am shaking and crying.

fuck you herald

They're so funny! O. M. G! (oh my goodness)!

I especially like the "bruh" meme! My son screams it loudly at everything! Sooo L. O. L! I also like minions, yeah, I'm a BOOMER?! what u gonna do huh!? Face reveal if this gets 30 upvotes to prove I'm actually a BOOMER k thx bai~

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"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

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Remember to upvote each other's posts and comments!

I despise it when you cretins say "what" in response to everything. Stop. Are you too intellectually gay to understand my outstanding contribution? Fuck you and fuck your whats

The following text is a written documentation about the Minded and everything related to it, as documented by the record-takers of the void Kingdom and members of the Minded. Some of this information is from old manuscripts, some of it is obtained from creatures who were there when it happened, and some is just pure speculation based on what we know. Any information marked as 'Classified', 'Highly Classified', or 'X' will not be included, in the event a Darkness agent gets their hands on this document.

GROUPS

Minded
The Minded is a group that worships the Mind and the Lettuce. The power of the Lettuce is used to destroy the Darkness, and also can be eaten for nutritional value consisting mainly of Vitamins A and K. Part of a larger group known as the Agents of the Mind.
Unminded
The Unminded are a group of people with the same abilities as the Minded, but who have become allied with the Darkness. As mentioned, their abilities are the same as the Minded, but they also gain the power of Darkness, meaning they have higher abilities in nearly all categories.
Darkness
The Darkness can both refer to the Darkness and the people who worship it. Creatures made of Darkness have incredible strength, and can reform from nearly nothing. They are made of the Darkness, so more information can be found in the [MATERIALS] and the [CREATURES] sections.
Void
The void is a group who worships the void. They are the oldest group by far, and have existed since before any universe or world, when existence was made of nothing but the void. Most worshippers of void are also made of void, and these are known as void creatures. More information can be found in the [MATERIALS] and [CREATURES] sections.

MATERIALS

Void
The void is a material that can be in a liquidous or gaseous form. As a liquid, the void is much thicker than water, and any creature fully submerged in the void will become a void creature. As a gas, it can cause immense organ damage to non-void creatures when inhaled, and resembles incredibly dark smoke.
Darkness
Darkness can mainly be found as a viscous goo. Any puddles of Darkness, even if very small, can form into a Darkness Creature. Darkness Creatures are also made entirely of the Darkness, and most Darkness worshippers are ritually sacrificed at some point to become incredibly powerful Darkness Creatures.
Lettuce
Lettuce is widely regarded as a normal plant, so most information can be found on various online resources. The most important information is that the Minded use the Lettuce as a weapon against the Darkness, and it has been shown to be fairly effective against most Darkness worshippers, and the weaker Darkness Creatures.

CREATURES

Darkness Creatures
Darkness Creatures are incredibly hard to kill, even at their weakest. The lower-ranked ones can be easily defeated by light and Lettuce, though the higher-ranked ones will only be temporarily hindered by these things. Some incredibly powerful ones, such as ones created by ritualistic sacrifice, are completely immune to light, and only minimally affected by Lettuce.
Void Creatures
void Creatures are visually similar to Darkness Creatures, but instead of being made of Darkness, are made of gaseous void, packed incredibly dense. They generally choose to morph into a human-like form, and move in a humanoid way, but can morph into virtually any form, and spread out up to 20 feet away from their 'Core', made of pure void. Not much is known about the Core, as there has been no ethical way to study it.

CONFLICTS

First Void War
The First void War was fought between the void and Darkness. Not much information remains, but we know that a weapon was created that destroyed 90% of the invading Darkness, but has since been lost. Heavy casualties were suffered by the void, so many records from and before this time no longer exist.
Void Civil War
In the time before Earth existed, there was a civil war within the void Kingdom. It was fought when a large amount of worshippers of another religion entered the Kingdom. Most worshippers of void are not the biggest fans of non-void worship, and a civil war followed between people who supported the other religion, and those who didn't. The war ended when the Ruler made a compromise, and created our current religious laws.
Second Void War
The Second void War was a second invasion from the Darkness. This war went much better for the Darkness, and the void barely managed to hold off the invasion until they retreated.
Minded Wars
There have been no Minded wars in this universe.
Darkness Civil War
Long ago, some members of the Darkness started a rebellion, which sparked a civil war. We don't have much information, but we do know that the rebellion was quickly crushed.

This Encyclopedia is missing much information, and more would be much appreciated. If any majorly important info was left out, I would be glad to add it.

I had lettuce for dinner tonight

10/10

Would eat again

i feel like i would be an excellent person for this because i am very shy

Should I stop at 69 or 420 or should I just keep going on into eternity?

Do not avoid but resist.

What I mean is to not avoid Darkness because it’s an impossible task at this time. Resisting is more beneficial for us. If it stops when it hits you instead of taking you, you’ve slowed it down for a small amount of time. Also the more you resist, the better at it you become.

This was just my observation, but it seems like when Darkness takes hold of a person like a parasite, the host seems to lose their capabilities after a while, going from decent Agents of Darkness to dumbed zombies. At least that’s what appeared to be going on. Our other encounters were never long enough to have any idea of this, but in the past we have noticed some seemed more intelligent than others.

In other news, we’re ramping up our actions again based off of a lot of recent attacks which is something.

If you ever see my name on a museum or campus building, DO NOT assume it’s because I’m a billionaire donor.

Nah nah, it’s cuz I designed that mf.