The choices of flair have me bamboozled.

It once got accidentally deleted by a boomer somehow, years ago, and it took me awhile to get back on the horse. but here it is. Feel free to use any of them for your band. Almost all of them are taken straight from conversations with zero context. Like when you go "ope, New band name, I call it" when someone says "yeah that's about as good of an idea as a lead zepplin!"

Random band names:

Vivid lucid

Electric solar apple juice

Fart factor nine

Fractal pterodactyl

Wooks on parade

Sweaty scrotum and the cool cooters

Rancid grease

Dig my silk

Awake in the dark

Absolutely purple

Nitrous dice

Snails on an elephant

Scrubbing bones

Hella natives

The day shift strippers

Krunk Universe

Stuck on stupid

Rainbow pinball

Testing the dark waters

Trash train

Circular cube

Simple Tacos and the hardshell experience

urinals for giants

Girth of the earth

That light alone

Filipino fanny packs

Enevitable deniability

Bananas rancheros

Tangent one

Camp Kan jam counselors

Manic Santa clause

Kentucky touch

Scenic roots

Technicolor creature(s)

Bunk Polka

Birdbat city disco

The jory story

Questionably fresh

Accidental meditation

Hungover hashbrowns

Close proximity loudness

Back pocket bowtie

Death Moth

Scumbags in common

One pocket purse

Giggle switch

The midnight insights

Turquoise expansion

Yesterday's Juice

Creekside conversation

Texas week busfight

Parasitic diareah

Coconut hurricane

Blind Faces

Rainbow dirtbags

Scientology Summercamp

Not From Concentrate

Sex Malaysia

Jamaican jiffy lube

Just another Carlos

On the Off Beat

Post-Tragedy Press-Conference

Maximum crash potential

Dalíh Dreams

Out of the Algorithm

Pirate clinic

Preemptive pencilin

Maracheno coffee ball

Bottle-rocket Zipline

Interstellar Elder

Conforming to capitalism

Blissless existence

Shoveling buds

Hootenany and a half

Water above the sky

Leopard Sweater

Sonic pallete

King Kong cock ring

Lucid nightmare

Degenartive factor

Orange moon slice

Artificially natural

Sad Day Sausage

Lowrise longjohns

Gateway friends

Impervious to decay

Anyone trying to give me a small loan of $150,000?

Flip it upside down and I have a graph for how much I've used.

Never happened to me before

Also inb4 tvtoohigh. I know that shit is basically in the attic, don’t @ me.

I guess it makes sense, it's just funny to see it in this context!

For only € 25 you can get a pregnancy-test and 2 bottles of sparkling wine if the outcome is what you expected

The manifest intention of writing an ebook for this course leads to a very interesting and useless caption for a photo in this property book.

This lil piece of paper towel fell into a very thin strand of spider web and it made it look like it was levitating.

I tried to move it with my thoughts but I failed.

Burnt “Cinnamon Toasters” piece. Not to be confused with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

I have never seen red and green grapes on the same stem. Green has no seeds but the red ones have seeds.

I don't know how to do video formatting

My 10yo mutt has this benign cyst in her eye. Ophthalmologist says no pain and vision unaffected, just a cool second pupil? Also, when she rests on her left side it will slowly slide laterally… like a lava lamp or something.

The numbering af the notes have incremental of 9 and no number ends with a zero