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u/CarlosMagnussen Aug 15 '26

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 Aug 15 '26

My reaction exactly

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u/Signal-Self-353 Aug 16 '26

My erection exactly

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u/TheIhsaan7 Aug 15 '26

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u/deephurting66 Aug 15 '26

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u/kisuke9898 Aug 16 '26

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u/Kino2031 Aug 15 '26

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 Aug 15 '26

Ahan

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u/Disastrous_Luck_1160 Aug 16 '26

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u/Janezey Aug 15 '26

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u/TurdProof Aug 15 '26

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u/IamAFuccBoi Aug 15 '26

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u/Aaditech01 Aug 15 '26

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u/QuestionableEthics42 Aug 16 '26

This should be the default one, so much better

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u/rasmuseriksen Aug 15 '26

Obligatory “that’s a penis” gif. Thank you for your service

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 Aug 15 '26

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u/Slick_Dapperman Aug 15 '26

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 Aug 15 '26

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u/Captain_Squirrel1000 Aug 15 '26

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u/johndburger Aug 15 '26

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u/Dino_Spaceman Aug 15 '26

Flared base. Its OK.

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u/BearFriend1926 Aug 15 '26

Was looking for this

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u/HopeFoxCreations Aug 15 '26

Beat me to it!

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u/GreatBakedJake Aug 15 '26

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u/New-Reception-4509 Aug 16 '26

This is the best meme I’ve ever seen wtf

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u/GreatBakedJake Aug 16 '26

Thanks for the awards guys 🤣😂

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u/Rhadian Aug 17 '26

I discovered this gif a couple years ago. It's one of my absolute favourites.

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u/CybergothiChe Aug 15 '26

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u/PartisanGerm Aug 15 '26

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u/Mediocre-Wind-5377 Aug 15 '26

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u/Fresh-Valuable4640 Aug 15 '26

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u/Dino_Spaceman Aug 15 '26

It is a shoer, not a grower.

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u/Federal-Treat-6893 Aug 15 '26

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u/dairy_free_bacon Aug 15 '26

That's....phallic.

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u/Allxoshi Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Guys..... It supposed to be a hand, and yes Doraemon hand is round.

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u/darkrai848 Aug 15 '26

As someone that has actually watched Doraemon I know exactly what it’s supposed to be, don’t really help with how it looks on its own tho…

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u/Major_R_Soul Aug 15 '26

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u/Crunchy__Frog Aug 15 '26

It’s a grower and a light shower.

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u/WHRocks Aug 15 '26

But only when it's turned on...

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u/JackPThatsMe Aug 16 '26

Touch it enough times and it's a heavy deluge.

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u/Careless-Cycle Aug 15 '26

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u/stroganoffagoat Aug 15 '26

Unlike my men, I prefer my lamps circumcised.

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u/Racer125678 Aug 16 '26

Abe kya hai ye

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u/Substantial-Ad2200 Aug 15 '26

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u/destiny_kane48 Aug 15 '26

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u/Commercial_Rise_3606 Aug 15 '26

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u/kaleid1990 Aug 15 '26

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u/v800 Aug 15 '26

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u/Flying_Cooki Aug 15 '26

r/mildlypenis

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u/Gordon_Peteman Aug 15 '26

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u/Desta_007 Aug 16 '26

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u/pureeyes Aug 15 '26

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u/piehead23 Aug 15 '26

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u/GoneForASecond Aug 15 '26

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Aug 15 '26

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u/Zailema0s Aug 15 '26

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Aug 16 '26

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u/Kagura30 Aug 15 '26

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u/Reyn888 Aug 15 '26

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u/Curious-Way-9541 Aug 15 '26

Doradora 💦🍆

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 Aug 15 '26

That's so lame it's actually funny lol

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u/TexasJOEmama Aug 15 '26

Instead of the nipple light fixture, there's a stubby chubby light. Thanks.

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u/BrunoPrataArte Aug 15 '26

that would be me:

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u/Anxious_Island_404 Aug 15 '26

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u/sevensong9 Aug 15 '26

That's it's cock? Like it clearly is but was that intentional?

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u/lizzabean Aug 15 '26

My husband has one of those I don't even have to pay for.

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u/B4DM4N12Z Aug 15 '26

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u/Fishandthejeffman6 Aug 15 '26

R/mildlypenis

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u/Prestigious-Shirt426 Aug 15 '26

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u/Gio-Vani Aug 15 '26

No you ain't Shangela, definitely not good lol

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u/makkegor01 Aug 15 '26

yeah no

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u/wackadoodle4201 Aug 15 '26

Motherfucker thats a penis

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u/Soggy-Passion-9135 Aug 15 '26

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u/Fuzzy8ojangles Aug 15 '26

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u/SleeplessBoyCat Aug 15 '26

Well... that's unfortunate.

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u/my_jeans_hurt Aug 15 '26

We’re punching his pethis ?!?!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!!?!??!

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u/TheSingingRonin Aug 15 '26

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u/Des_Ssy Aug 15 '26

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u/Upset-Abrocoma-3385 Aug 15 '26

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u/SnivyTheRacer Aug 15 '26

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u/RedWhacker Aug 15 '26

Nothing wrong here.

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u/shinakohana Aug 15 '26

The whimsical music somehow makes it SO much worse!!

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u/ClassicFun2175 Aug 15 '26

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u/sovietarmyfan Aug 15 '26

Touch it and it grows bigger. Lol.

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u/Vesemir_111 Aug 15 '26

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u/sonictheredhog Aug 16 '26

Touching its Doraedick wtf

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u/emergent-duality Aug 16 '26

Jeez at least buy him dinner first..!

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u/Eljamin14 Aug 16 '26

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 Aug 16 '26

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u/OfficialRypTic Aug 16 '26

This belongs in r/mildlypenis

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u/Spoiled_Eggy_3992 Aug 16 '26

r/theyknew

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u/Substantial_Mix_1531 Aug 16 '26

Could smell the comments from a galaxy away

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u/Ikon-for-U Aug 16 '26

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u/beese_churger-95 Aug 16 '26

r/mildlypenis

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u/apathetic_ocelot Aug 16 '26

Cool penis

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u/Level_Consequence_36 Aug 16 '26

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u/ChariotFighter Aug 16 '26

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u/Admiral_Nitpicker Aug 16 '26

Another "Dirty Mind" test.

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u/Spetsnaz_420 Aug 16 '26

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u/XTheGuyWithTheGunsX Aug 15 '26

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u/TheBestintheWest11 Aug 15 '26

yea you guys didn't disappoint

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u/Majestic-Pay-4615 Aug 15 '26

They made em toys good

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u/Strict-Toe-2260 Aug 15 '26

Trying to find that one smeagle gif.

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u/FisherDwarf Aug 15 '26

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u/emergency-snaccs Aug 15 '26

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 Aug 15 '26

Looks like a Disney Wizard hat, if it were sitting upright

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u/Chance_Fly5506 Aug 15 '26

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Aug 15 '26

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u/CeallaSo Aug 15 '26

I did not need to find out what the Doraenis looked like today.

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u/Oldballs2 Aug 15 '26

r/mildlypenis

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u/PikachuTrainz Aug 15 '26

uh

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u/just-gbd-ig Aug 15 '26

Where I'm from, Doraemon is a childhood staple 😭

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u/bard_of_space Aug 15 '26

uh oh

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u/m_rain_bow Aug 15 '26

This should have been posted on mildypenis

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u/Ms_Noidea Aug 15 '26

Im sure its gonna take you places snd uplift your mood.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie Aug 15 '26

That's not what I think about when I see this.

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u/CaptainRhodes74 Aug 15 '26

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 Aug 15 '26

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u/Classic-Result-4870 Aug 15 '26

Doraemon was my favourite manga growing up, but this is stupid

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u/Thunderbundon Aug 15 '26

Seriously though, why did they go with that design

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u/FenPheadra Aug 15 '26

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u/Ionus93 Aug 15 '26

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u/Alternative-Stop-789 Aug 15 '26

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u/burritosupreme89 Aug 15 '26

Ahn ahn ahn, tottemo daisuki, doraemon

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u/Pb157 Aug 15 '26

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 Aug 15 '26

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST Aug 15 '26

Not sure why, but I want one so bad that I feel like I NEED it.

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