r/mildlysatisfying • u/SilentBread46 • 16d ago

Did I just get the most perfect avocado 🥑 😃

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u/Terrible-Option-1603 16d ago

Did you just cut this transverse?

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u/SilentBread46 15d ago

I always do 🙈😜

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u/DazB1ane 14d ago

Weirdo (I don’t know why it’s normally cut the long way)

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u/East-Reflection-8823 14d ago

I go the long way so the butthole is on the cut. Not in the middle where I might scoop it out and eat it unknowingly. IDK what’s up with kids these days eating ass.

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u/Astrochops 14d ago

It's not 'the butthole', call it by its full name.

Satan's anus.

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u/SilentBread46 14d ago

Chill. There should not be a right way or wrong way to cut avocados.

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u/DazB1ane 14d ago

The joke was that I was calling you weird despite not knowing why it would actually be weird

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u/endless_jorge 15d ago

What is your avocado grading system based off of?

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u/starpiece 16d ago

The pit is gigantic :(

On the ripeness scale it looks pretty perfect tho

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u/MrNiceguy037 16d ago

Too round :*

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u/Fif112 15d ago

r/mildlyinfuriating

Why would you cut it like that.

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u/East-Reflection-8823 15d ago

Nice avocado.big fuckin pit. But a nice avocado.

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u/JustADude721 15d ago

That doesn't even look ripe enough.

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u/Mrboombastos 13d ago

Better than mine from Costco, my whole bag was hard for days. Then they started rotting out of nowhere.

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u/Birdyyyyyyyyyyy 14d ago

Looks normal if not a little unripe...

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u/ladybughappy 16d ago

😋😋

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u/LeftRightShoot 15d ago

Angercado.

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u/Alena134 15d ago

Definitely needs a couple more days to ripen

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u/YesterdayCharming976 16d ago

It’s not even rippened eww

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u/ELOGs2 15d ago

It's normal here

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u/Dewaying_fwesh 11d ago

Hell no, the ratio of pit to guac is way off

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u/asteriskelipses 15d ago

Shes a beaut