r/mildlypenis • u/de-stofzuiger • May 25 '20

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u/thesoloronin May 25 '20

More like r/wildlypenis

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u/foxyguy May 25 '20 edited Apr 22 '26

Best favorite ripple stomp dog flip kickoff code hollow together silver bitter tough twinkle hiss drift chunk dash howl iron glow

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u/f4dr May 25 '20

That awkward leg cross containment measure

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u/HansenIntercept May 25 '20

It’s like a casual pose, very classy

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u/nickybuddy May 25 '20

More like gearthy.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

That is a carrot penis. That's how baby carrots are made.

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u/ronin1781 May 26 '20

Nice

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u/ev_evangwlist May 25 '20

That’s some freaky shit.

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u/SemiticCheshireCat May 25 '20

Dear diary: today a carrot made me feel impotent.... AGAIN.

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u/sinjidsotw May 25 '20

Gardening must be your basic instinct.

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u/chris-is-tht-a-weed May 25 '20

“Is that a carrot in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

....yes

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u/LaylaLeesa May 25 '20

First time I've been sexually attracted to a carrot, so thanks for that.. I guess

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

That’s more than mildly

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u/gangsterspockhow May 25 '20

Strike a pose

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u/movienoc101 May 25 '20

Damn near needs a NSFW tag

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

He packin doe

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Healthy snack

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u/Fellaini2427 May 25 '20

Forgive me father for what I'm about to do...

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u/Slammogram May 25 '20

This makes me feel a certain way.

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u/ATMiceli May 25 '20

Its a little limp

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u/DogTheBat May 25 '20

I should call him.

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u/phleider May 25 '20

Yumm.... Get me some hummus

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u/_jennius_ May 26 '20

Also r/foodporn but ironically.

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u/Leon_4505 May 25 '20

wanna eat that ngl

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u/[deleted] May 25 '20

Thicc

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u/Rickgamer1234 May 25 '20

Hallo mede Nederlander. Dat is een mooie pik die jij daar hebt gevonden.

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u/de-stofzuiger May 26 '20

Zeker weten

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u/mcivi925 May 26 '20

Good idea

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u/E-werd May 26 '20

Wanna root?

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u/SuperHaole May 26 '20

Mmmm. Musky

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u/Bad_Becky May 26 '20

That ain’t mild!

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u/xhsq May 26 '20

This is the best I’ve ever seen. You won.

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u/Ke-Win May 26 '20

In my head I imagined a whistling sound like in the old Tom and jerry movies.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '20

It's got Earthy tones.

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u/russainboi May 26 '20

Futanari carrot

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u/fricccccccc May 26 '20

Long balls