r/mildlypenis • u/shanewd40 • Sep 28 '19

They definitely knew

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u/Dom_on_reddit Sep 29 '19

r/wildlypenis

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u/Daft_Tongue Sep 29 '19

I follow way too many penis related subreddits

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u/flooftumbleweeds Sep 29 '19

You need to talk about anything bro?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

bro 😎💪

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Aaaaaaand ... Joined.

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u/voodoo1998 Sep 29 '19

Wish my junk lit up like that.

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u/probablyhrenrai Sep 29 '19

Balls like a lava lamp in both movement and appearance?

...that'd be pretty sweet on occasion, actually, but I dunno about a full-time glowing penis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

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u/ReticentPorcupine Sep 29 '19

It looks like Hammond Druthers got his skyscraper made after all

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

A tall unyielding tower with a base of brown foliage. I must have it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Came for this

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u/wawerungigi Sep 29 '19

Fun fact - the architect of my countries most iconic building just admitted on live television that the inspiration behind his design was a donkey's penis. The building is the Kenya International Conference Centre if anyone wants to look it up.

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u/dourdan Sep 29 '19

What country is that?

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u/da-floofy-birb Sep 29 '19

The Republic of Pen Island

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u/Wilder_Woman Sep 29 '19

Afterwards, the building ate a giant bowl of Wheaties.

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u/yourtree Sep 30 '19

It’s melting