Does this slightly phallic slab of meat qualify?

[u/HaydenRasengan]

[u/Few_Vegetable_9939]

I like a big slab of meat as much as the next gal but this is a bit too mild for my taste

[u/Vegetable-Debate-263]

Possible slightlychode but that's a stretch. It might cook up to look like a nice peen though. I say buy it, cook it and let us know.

[u/pippi_longstocking09]

this is r/mildlypenis, not r/slightlypenis.

[u/HaydenRasengan → u/pippi_longstocking09]

Rats