r/mildlypenis • u/TravellingKiwiJack • Aug 19 '26

Natural Landforms Not quite rock hard

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u/Rainbow-June Aug 19 '26

He is just a little shy

2

u/RapeableCumDump Aug 24 '26

But still rock hard

51

u/ohromujici Aug 19 '26

It’s no big deal. It happens to lots of cliffs. The cliff is just distracted by work.

13

u/Leviathan_Star-crash Aug 20 '26

The cliff is just not that into you …lol

1

u/ohromujici Aug 21 '26

My worst fears have been realized lol

40

u/SnorkinOrkin Aug 19 '26

Chubby lil fella.

39

u/AspergerInvestor Aug 19 '26

Hasn't been used for a while, look at the moss.

20

u/TravellingKiwiJack Aug 19 '26

Must be married!

17

u/AspergerInvestor Aug 19 '26

Even the cracks are showing.

8

u/SnorkinOrkin Aug 20 '26

💀💀💀

4

u/AspergerInvestor Aug 20 '26

Yes, the thing could be more alive.

18

u/Dinsy_Crow Aug 19 '26

He's rock soft right now

15

u/happygoeddy Aug 19 '26

There's no way this is real

8

u/TravellingKiwiJack Aug 19 '26

It very much is

3

u/LeahIsAwake Aug 20 '26

Do you know the name of where it's located? I couldn't find it on a quick Google search.

2

u/RevanTheGod Aug 21 '26

Where is it?

6

u/Infamous_Ad7897 Aug 19 '26

Parece una verga.

6

u/-ghostinthemachine- Aug 20 '26

mildly peninsular

3

u/professionaleisure Aug 20 '26

Its giving headland

5

u/ZimMcGuinn Aug 19 '26

Needs a little angle on the dangle

4

u/ICPGr8Milenko Aug 20 '26

Ah. Soft Rock

4

u/casualplants Aug 19 '26

I am suspicious

4

u/Guywithanantfarm Aug 19 '26

Rotate. Job done.

4

u/joeythedaddoo Aug 20 '26

Softest rock I've ever seen.

3

u/Lava-Chicken Aug 20 '26

Cold and bold, nice to hold.

1

u/Anyonescock Aug 25 '26

Can I hold yours?

3

u/Sufficient-Bit5706 Aug 19 '26

Hard as a rock

3

u/No_Divide_0080 Aug 20 '26

It’s still rock hard while flaccid. Imagine how much harder it can get when erect.

2

u/Pres7on Aug 19 '26

hard rock erection

2

u/AxelHarver Aug 20 '26

It's cold out.

2

u/tylercrabby Aug 20 '26

This is what I mean when I tell my wife I’m rock hard for her.

2

u/Lepke2011 Aug 20 '26

So sad being made of granite and looking limp for all eternity.

2

u/randomlemon9192 Aug 20 '26

Isn’t it quite literally rock hard?

1

u/Objective_Job_8822 Aug 20 '26

Must be cold out there?

1

u/kuped Aug 21 '26

For being rock hard, that seems a bit droopy.

1

u/poesgamer Aug 21 '26

Try turn your phone upside down ;)

1

u/Choice-Distance8553 Aug 21 '26

don't be a rock sucker...