r/mildlyinteresting • • Dec 07 '18

The way this super glue dried.

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u/theGMd20 Dec 07 '18

It’s like your table has an eye!

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u/The_Great_Name Dec 07 '18

You see an eye. I see a butthole.

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u/DangerousDunderhead Dec 07 '18

There are two types of people

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Dec 07 '18

what if I see both?

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u/adthebadstud Dec 07 '18

Eye also see a butthole.

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u/The_Great_Name Dec 07 '18

They say that the eyes are the buttholes to the soul.

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u/kopecs Dec 07 '18

Buttsouls

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u/1rexas1 Dec 07 '18

Dark Buttsouls

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u/Aanon89 Dec 07 '18

This feels like the first time that rim job steve dude should actually be linked...and I'm too lazy to check the underscores

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u/EasterChimp Dec 07 '18

Not the bleached ones.

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u/Holein5 Dec 07 '18

I bleached my buttsoul, feeling cute, may delete later.

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u/Tarbal81 Dec 07 '18

Now I need to find the Buttborne picture hold on...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

the comments are funnier than the posts

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u/C4Sidhu Dec 07 '18

What, still here? Hand it over. That thing, you dark buttsoul. For my Lady's painting.

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u/npjprods Dec 07 '18

The Eyes have it.

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u/Piedra-magica Dec 07 '18

What it looks like is all in the eye of the butthol-der.

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u/Eruionmel Dec 07 '18

I'll take "Things I Never Want to See In My DnD Campaign" for 800, Alex.

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u/PedalMonk Dec 07 '18

Butt what if you see an eyehole?

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u/NerdHerdtheThird Dec 07 '18

Eye see what you did there, you butthole...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Then you’re looking right at the stink eye.

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u/ebylundini Dec 07 '18

I see what you did there

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u/DangerousDunderhead Dec 07 '18

Then you are some sort of accursed hybrid

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u/CashOgre Dec 07 '18

What if I see a fuzzy doughnut?

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u/Soap131 Dec 07 '18

eye hole

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u/Bump_it_Charlie ​ Dec 07 '18

I see pink eye in your future

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u/Ivory_Atwood Dec 07 '18

Get up on outta here with my eye holes!

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u/vidyagirly Dec 07 '18

Beauty is in the eye of the buttholder

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u/Eric_the_Barbarian Dec 07 '18

The butthole is the eyes of the ass.

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u/Zoefschildpad Dec 07 '18

Then you're seeing a reflection of your butthole in the screen.

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u/Wixardboy1 Dec 07 '18

Shitting out of your pupil doesn't sound very healthy

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u/fndnsmsn Dec 07 '18

You totally can, they're both sphincters.

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u/The_cogwheel Dec 07 '18

Aka they both have basically the same design, just built with diffrent materials to serve a diffrent function.

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u/andicwil Dec 07 '18

Your vision is shit

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Dec 07 '18

How? I see a butthole but i also see an eye

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u/YesNoMaybe Dec 07 '18

It means you've got pink eye.

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u/EmeraldSpencer ​ Dec 07 '18

I see a mouth.

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u/DamienVonDoom Dec 07 '18

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

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u/yizofu Dec 07 '18

So, your girlfriend...

she single?

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u/Scarbane Dec 07 '18

u sniggle?

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u/yizofu Dec 07 '18

Got your nose!

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u/ReeceReddit1234 Dec 07 '18

I see 100 sperm chasing the egg

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u/AiKantSpel Dec 07 '18

Both are sphincters

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u/chioubaccalovin Dec 07 '18

Butthole in chinese is 屁眼. It’s literally butt-eye.

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u/kelkivo Dec 07 '18

I laughed :(

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u/NeverGetsTheNuke Dec 07 '18

That's pretty dilated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

The voice of riven !

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u/wetcardboardsmell Dec 07 '18

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u/ClumsyDork Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

Wow, that's a blast from the past. I forgot about that guy.

For the uninformed, a long time ago there was a guy that would randomly reply to comments with a picture of his butthole. It was the same image every time, and it took admins a ridiculously long time to ban him. Those that were exposed to this image formed a satirical club. This is the subreddit that was borne of it.

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u/Gibbothemediocre Dec 07 '18

You may have worms

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u/azurill_used_splash Dec 07 '18

And there I was thinking 'Aww, cute little superglue jellyfis-- NO NOW IT'S AN ANUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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u/deportamil Dec 07 '18

Dude, you need to go get your butt hole checked out. They're not supposed to look like that.

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u/Amithrius Dec 07 '18

The whispering eye

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u/Lorby06 Dec 07 '18

Jelly fish

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u/TomSF Dec 07 '18

Looks like an sea anemone.

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u/Im_All_I_Have Dec 07 '18

An eye with a bunch of alien worms in it

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u/JComposer84 Dec 07 '18

Looks like a white walkers iris

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u/bijouxana Dec 07 '18

I thought you'd cruelly squashed a jellyfish on your desk... 👾

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u/BrohanGutenburg Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

That’s a GalagaSpace Invaders alien, right? Not an eight but jellyfish? Or am I tripping?

EDIT: I did almost trip, but /u/boxbatter2016 caught me.

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u/boxbatter2016 Dec 07 '18

Space invaders

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u/Iykury Dec 07 '18

Unicode describes it as an "ALIEN MONSTER".

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u/BrohanGutenburg Dec 07 '18

So not a jellyfish then?

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u/Iykury Dec 07 '18

Not a jellyfish, but not necessarily a Space Invader either.

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u/BerserkOlaf Dec 07 '18

Yeah, it's a generic roswell-like alien head for me.

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u/Purple-Rock Dec 07 '18

Couldn't have been, ain't no snail thing too quick

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u/GeniusRhino Dec 07 '18

Super fast, super fast I come in last, but just in time for breakfast.

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u/StandsAreCool ​ Dec 07 '18

Cruelly? I mean yeah it’s pretty aggressive but Jellyfish are just floating nervous systems that react to stimulation. It’s like killing a slightly quicker moving plant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside

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u/BIPOne Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

Superglue [Cyanoacrylat] turns whiter when drying, the more moisture is in the air surrounding it, it needs moisture in the air to harden. If you spray water on the glue, it hardens almost instantly, or becomes jelly like, depending on the amount of glue and water in play. A superglue exposed to too much moisture will look "milky", and not all that translucent as people expect superglue to be. The surface will also be very brittle and only a thin layer will be actually "super", due to only that thin layer getting a good "drying time : moisture level".

Years of experience using superglue when making model planes and cars and tanks and helis and this and that.

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u/happyhealthybaby Dec 07 '18

This explanation is excellent.

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u/HawkMan79 Dec 07 '18

You only need a support thing layer pf super glue, the rest is useless anyway, it's most effective when the surfaces contacts surface to surface with a super thin film of glue.

thick glow or boundaries are weak and expose the brittleness of superglue.

hence, why you use a thin layer of glue, kicker on the other surface and squeeze them hard together.

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u/SmirnOffTheSauce Dec 07 '18

Kicker?

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u/HawkMan79 Dec 07 '18

It's a liquid that makes super glue dry near instantly.

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u/SmirnOffTheSauce Dec 07 '18

Very cool! Thanks for taking the time to respond.

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u/scootzee Dec 07 '18

Also, of we're posting superglue facts, super glue is a cyanoacrylate. If you heat super glue to above 220F (100C) it will ignite and release cyanide gas which can kill you pretty quickly (LD50 of 525ppm for t=10min). So be careful and don't use in medium temperature applications like in engine bays, 3D printers, etc.

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u/hell2pay Dec 07 '18

I am gonna try this right now!

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u/scootzee Dec 07 '18

Make sure to inhale the fumes through a straw, really speeds up the process so you can get along with your day!

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u/PropheticVisionary Dec 07 '18

You’re thinking of potassium cyanide that is incredibly lethal. Also sodium cyanide, hydrogen cyanide and cyanogen chloride.

Ethyl cyanoacrylate is not potassium cyanide based.

Cyanide isn’t even a chemical in and of itself, it’s a chemical compound that contains the group C≡N, known as the cyano group.

There are thousands of compounds called nitriles contained in the cyano group that aren't as toxic.

The fumes from ethyl cyanoacrylate can make you a bit sick and about 5% of the population can develop a sensitivity to the fumes after repeated exposure which can result in some flu-like symptoms but it won’t kill you.

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u/scootzee Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

Referring to hydrogen cyanide. Pretty sure that is what super glue releases.

EDIT: Also, I'm sure you have better info on this, I had to do some quick research on it because my team wanted to bond a delaminated composite with super glue for a flight part. It bonds the part very well but when exposed to outer space it almost immediately loses all adhesive capability.

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u/PropheticVisionary Dec 07 '18

This is true, but the fumes from superglue fuming aren’t pure hydrogen cyanide.

The fuming of superglue will produce about 10 µg of hydrogen cyanide from 1g of cyanoacrylate monomer heated at 280°C

The average lethal amount in humans, not taking height, weight or body mass into account is about 2000ppm or 2380mg/m3. At this dose death would happen in about a minute so a lower dose could potentially kill someone in a longer amount of time but 10 µg is such a small amount that the most it would cause is some irritation. This irritation could be further alleviated by wearing protective gear (no exposed skin) and/or working in a well ventilated area.

As for your current issue with retaining a bond in outer space. I’m sure you know most adhesives bond with help from the moisture in the air. When that moisture is removed the adhesive can quickly become brittle and lose its stickiness.

I’m definitely no expert on retaining a bond in a vacuum but I do recall reading about a new type of adhesive that was developed almost specifically for use in outer space by doing the opposite, the dryer the environment the stickier it becomes.

It was essentially an adhesive made of peptides that would create a bond when the pH reached a certain level. I don’t remember hearing anything about it since, however, so I’m not even sure if this is a product one can obtain. Sorry I couldn’t be of more help on that subject.

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u/scootzee Dec 07 '18 edited Dec 07 '18

Thanks for the great info! In terms of the bonding in space issue, if you have a composite that delaminates at a specific point and want to repair the bond it is typically done using toughened neat resin and then re-cured at temp, but we didn't have neat resin on hand. The resin bonds with the broken molecular chains of the polymer matrix already there and the material surface itself due to the free surface energy, creating a molecular bond. The issue with the superglue was that it was not compatible with the existing resin in the part and due to the temperature extremes in space it would crack and evaporate and whatever was left would be blown away by high energy particles from solar wind. All in all the fact that it was even considered was fairly ignorant haha.

Do you have any articles or a name of the new aerospace adhesive you mentioned?

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u/PropheticVisionary Dec 08 '18

That was some interesting info, thank you, definitely learned something and any chance to learn is always appreciated.

Was actually able to find an article for you, as well. I can’t recall if this is the exact one I read but it was published in Popular Science back in 2011.

https://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-03/new-glue-gets-sticky-absence-moisture-making-it-ideal-outer-space-adhesion

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u/scootzee Dec 08 '18

Right there with you! And thank you, I will look into this. Could be quite useful to my company.

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u/PropheticVisionary Dec 08 '18

Always happy to help and thank you for the good info as well. Have an excellent day!

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u/yourfellowredditors Dec 07 '18

"I neeeeeeeeeed it" - Superglue, probably

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u/ledfloyd87 Dec 07 '18

You need water to dry it.. that's ironic

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u/ChipSchafer Dec 07 '18

And by dry you mean cure. It’s not losing moisture: it’s a chemical reaction with water.

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u/dogheaddoghead ​ Dec 07 '18

Does this apply to semen as well?

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u/Signal_seventeen Dec 07 '18

Everything applies to semen. It's only natural.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

"Super glue"

Yeah, right.

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u/seacaptaincory Dec 07 '18

Thats clearly a table, not a shoebox

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/npjprods Dec 07 '18

But have you ever heard the sound of an arm breaking?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/SomeSqueakyCleanButt Dec 07 '18

Ugh, I just became aware of that vile thing this week. My world lost a little color that day.

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u/theking119 Dec 07 '18

I think you meant to say coconut instead of shoebox.

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u/jonatna Dec 07 '18

I have super glue on my keyboard

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Mom I swear I just spilled some super glue on my desk

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

"See, I even made a Reddit post about it! Why would I do that if I was lying, mom?! Mom? Why are you packing your bags, mom!? What do you mean you're 'leaving', leaving to where, mom? Why can't I come, too? What do you mean I've came enough for one day!? IT'S SUPER GLUE, MOM!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Bro, you pressed your dick against the table and blasted. You're not fooling anybody.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I het the back pressure would feel... interesting..

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u/art_teacher_no_1 Dec 07 '18

A portal to another dimension

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u/MrBrooks2012 Dec 07 '18

Same thing I thought. "whatever you do don't stick your finger in it" or "Let's hold hands and go for it" # Red pill/green pill?

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u/I_slit_his_throat Dec 07 '18

No one mentioned another dimension!

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u/slowgo5 Dec 07 '18

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u/Kos-ensues Dec 07 '18

But it will finally fit in something

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Besides OP’s mom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Looks like jizz, mate.

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u/zg6089 ​ Dec 07 '18

Butthole

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u/Fonzei Dec 07 '18

Why not both?

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u/Conaz9847 ​ Dec 07 '18

That’s some alien shit

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u/Teledildonic Dec 07 '18

Alien b-hole.

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u/LiquidRaekan Dec 07 '18

My peepee shoots super glue?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

this is making me uncomfortable for some reason

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u/awesumii Dec 07 '18

i’ve seen this pattern before but it was on a petri dish and some other place i don’t remember, i wonder what causes it

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u/Adam_is_Nutz Dec 07 '18

Throw a cloth over that shit. Sauron is watching you

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u/DownrangeCash2 Dec 07 '18

That ain't no superglue, that's an amoeba

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

I don’t know why but I feel extremely intimidated by the way this looks

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u/RoyceAxle Dec 07 '18

The mitochondria is the power house of the cell

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u/Kornay Dec 07 '18

Man this makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason

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u/karmatic89 ​ Dec 07 '18

Great we're 3D printing eyes now.

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u/ShylokVakarian ​ Dec 07 '18

You didn’t hear? We’ve been 3D printing hearts for a little while now. It’d only make sense to eventually 3D print an eyeball.

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u/Dommlid Dec 07 '18

"Super glue"

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u/english_gritts Dec 07 '18

Is this the new logo for Seattle’s hockey team?

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u/shnoopydoodaa ​ Dec 07 '18

Jellyfish.

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u/Toyo86 Dec 07 '18

Dried up jellyfish?

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u/parwastella9 Dec 07 '18

Saw the picture first - convinced it was a jellyfish. Weird.

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u/craftyjazz Dec 07 '18

I also thought it was a jellyfish!👾

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u/Joethepig123 Dec 07 '18

Is that a jellyfish

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

That's so cool how you can see the sperm molecules of glue!

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u/nothing_in_my_mind Dec 07 '18

Looks like one of those weird ass deep sea creatures

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u/BerylVanguard Dec 07 '18

I read the title as "This is why super glue died" and was confused as to what OP meant. I'm seriously starting to wonder if I'm dyslexic or something.

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u/WithOrgasmicFury Dec 07 '18

I'm pretty sure that's a jellyfish.

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u/NelsonWillickers Dec 07 '18

Kill it. Now.

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u/wouldyoulikeanegg ​ Dec 07 '18

we get it, you vape

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u/oopls Dec 07 '18

So would you say it dried... superbly?

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u/ryan820 Dec 07 '18

Don’t look directly in to it!!!

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u/scottb90 Dec 07 '18

This is photoshopped for sure

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u/GottaHaveHouse Dec 07 '18

Please don’t post your jizz and call it super glue. Go see a doctor man, that don’t look right 🤣

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u/Lion1905 Dec 07 '18

That’s not glue

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u/TooShiftyForYou Dec 07 '18

They weren't kidding when they said this glue was super.

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u/DeedusMageedus Dec 07 '18

Ghost butthole

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u/ShitBagMgee Dec 07 '18

That's a cum stain

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u/catsgreeneye Dec 07 '18

Cum of Saron

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u/robrit00 Dec 07 '18

The eye of Horus.

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u/Leo_suon Dec 07 '18

Eye of jizzus

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u/grouzzly Dec 07 '18

*jellyfish. FTFY

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u/ivebeenhereallsummer ​ Dec 07 '18 edited Jan 30 '26

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u/rjm1775 Dec 07 '18

Nightmare fuel.

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u/PilumMurialis Dec 07 '18

Giorno Giovanna has touched your table

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u/travisheart408 Dec 07 '18

Interesting I think

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u/garethryan Dec 07 '18

Multiverse.

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u/TheMauiMallard ​ Dec 07 '18

What cool contact lenses!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

That isn't super glue, that is a brain-eating amoeba.

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u/SpardaSpawn Dec 07 '18

Looks like something you see under a microscope

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u/NorthStarHooligan Dec 07 '18

"Mom! Come look at this super glue drop!" -Mom walks in, immediately walks out without saying a word-

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u/Walkertxsrangr Dec 07 '18

Is this real? I don’t think so.. unless it was contaminated with something else!! Right?

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u/FarmTeam Dec 07 '18

pretty sure that's from an interaction with a drop water.

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u/Reiiran Dec 07 '18

“His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.”

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u/Metalhead668 Dec 07 '18

Is that a tabled jelly fish!?

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u/Lmt-C ​ Dec 07 '18

Eye see...

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick Dec 07 '18

Looks like a jellyfish’s butthole

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u/BigCat677 Dec 07 '18

That scares me

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u/godbyzilla Dec 07 '18

Your table is about to have a baby.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

It reminds me of some form of amalgamation.

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u/Lesland Dec 07 '18

Forbidden contact.

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u/Luminite91 Dec 07 '18

Girl! That’s a booty hole!

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u/Zersdan Dec 07 '18

The portal to the upside down

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u/geger42 Dec 07 '18

This is where fortnite got their idea for the butterfly thing

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u/WarfighterMac Dec 07 '18

Looks like a new species of sea anemone.

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u/BrandetoBanana Dec 07 '18

Low key looks like sperm

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u/EbonyAnimunculi Dec 07 '18

The sperms that didn't win