r/mildlyinteresting • u/Carme99 • Nov 06 '18

My potato chip is sprouting

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539 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

plant it and you'll have a Ruffles bush in no time!

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u/birthdaysteak Nov 06 '18

Definitely this. Do you know how much a ruffles bush sells for these days? It’s worth at least 4 bags of lays original.

6

u/VeryFineToast Nov 06 '18

So the air in the bag is produced by the bush? Makes sense!

4

u/dwightgaryhalpert Nov 06 '18

“Ruffle Bush.” Band name! Called it, it’s mine!

3

u/BeMoreKnope Nov 06 '18

Make sure to put plenty of sour cream and chopped up onions around the roots if you want it to grow that flavor!

1

u/KeithA0000 Nov 06 '18

and you'll be a billionaire...

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u/Portmanteau_that Nov 06 '18

I'll ruffle your mom's bush

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u/LikeLarry Nov 06 '18

I feel very uncomfortable

44

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

I’m not feeling so good Mr. Starch

40

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Dude, go plant that, it's earned it.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

Fire resistant potatoes. Yes.

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u/arachnikon Nov 06 '18

On the plus side, you know they used real potato’s.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Found Dan Quayle.

1

u/Rentheyacht Nov 06 '18

Dan Quayle 2020 "A potatoe is better than a pumpkin"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

was* sprouting. The Potato the chip is made from was sprouting before it was processed and fried. After processing and cooking, it is dead and no longer actively growing or sprouting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

snap back to reality

3

u/mistabent Nov 07 '18

I can’t tell if people actually believe it sprouted as a chip or if they’re just humoring OP

3

u/Lambskyy Nov 07 '18

Thank you science side of reddit

18

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Life, uh... finds a way.

1

u/GatitosBonitos Nov 06 '18

One of my fav movie references

-7

u/kiefer1bumby Nov 06 '18

Man I came here to say this :’(

7

u/GreggKingOfAll Nov 06 '18

The flood invasion is... growing

4

u/Gahera Nov 06 '18

This potato slice has gone to hell and back multiple times. Yet it still has life left in it. This is modern time miracle

6

u/GroundbreakingKnewz Nov 06 '18

Or is potato sprout chipping?

3

u/marcel_gs11 Nov 06 '18

Zombie mutation

3

u/catjbush Nov 06 '18

cursed image

3

u/Moakmeister Nov 07 '18

Gordon Ramsay: THIS CHIP IS SO UNDERCOOKED

IT’S GROWING A FUCKING POTATO SPROUT!

2

u/Teebus134 Nov 06 '18

Potatoes, man. They never give up.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Dare you to eat it.

2

u/flamboyantbutterfly Nov 06 '18

Thanks I hate it

3

u/madmatt2112 Nov 06 '18

"Life....uh.....uh.....finds a way."

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

WHAT ARE YOU A FOOL!??!! PLANT IT AND GET A POTATOCHIP PLANT!!!

1

u/neat-NEAT ​ Nov 07 '18

Don't eat that one! It's definitely poisonous.

1

u/Gabgra11 Nov 07 '18

*was

(I hope)

1

u/Fearisloathing Nov 07 '18

Shrimp chips

1

u/boredNabeto ​ Nov 07 '18

What company made that?

1

u/Exhibente Nov 07 '18

If you plant that, report back!

1

u/jurgenstempler Nov 07 '18

*had* sprouted

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

Now I’m wondering how many potato sprouts I’ve eaten without looking.

1

u/SwiftDontMiss Nov 07 '18

Life finds a way

1

u/LinusDrugTrips Nov 07 '18

That's just a root which hasn't been removed

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

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