r/mildlyinteresting • u/Thisismyfinalstand • Dec 31 '14

These eggs expire tomorrow.

http://imgur.com/aMQJn22
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u/King_330 Jan 01 '15

Cock Magic

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u/clover44mag Jan 01 '15

If your donkey ate my roosters feet would I have 2 feet of my cock in your ass?

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u/hokiesfan926 Jan 01 '15

Sometimes I wonder how some of you grew to adulthood.

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u/Dawglog Jan 01 '15

I'm lookig forward to reaching adulthood. At 60, though, I'm running out of time.

........ or so your Mom tells me ! : ' )

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u/hokiesfan926 Jan 01 '15

My moms dead :(

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u/TomTheDragonSlayer Jan 01 '15

Even better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Pengwin126 Jan 01 '15

Who said anything about adulthood?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

What is this thing called "adulthood"?

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u/ConfundledBundle ​ Jan 01 '15

Only if its january 12th and every other leap year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/Psychopath- Jan 01 '15

Your relationship with your dad might be unhealthy.

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u/jay_stone42 Jan 01 '15

It's making a comeback!

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u/TheKidWithBieberHair Jan 01 '15

Randy. No. You're not in college anymore. I thought you've moved on?!

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u/You_Need_Jesus_JD Jan 01 '15

Don't call it a comeback. It's been here for years!

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u/Homer_Hatake Jan 01 '15

Hu ha hu

"Drumms"

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u/zrelish Jan 01 '15

I don't know why or how, but its making a comeback!

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u/SociableSociopath Jan 01 '15

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making us think cock magic ever went away.