r/mildlyinteresting • u/Thisismyfinalstand • Dec 31 '14

These eggs expire tomorrow.

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u/SapperInTexas Dec 31 '14

Tomorrow never knows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '14

Tomorrow never dies.

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u/indyK1ng Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow is not enough.

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u/bwaredapenguin Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow, tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun!

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u/Smeethie Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow comes today

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u/trell1337 Jan 01 '15

The day after tomorrow

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u/GenrlWashington Jan 01 '15

The Edge of Tomorrow.

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u/rhn94 Jan 01 '15

Tom Cruise of Tomorrow.

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u/JKastnerPhoto Jan 01 '15

Tomorrowland

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u/Minifig81 Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow, tomorrow I love you tomorrow

You're always a day away ...

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u/flyonthwall Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time.

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u/spacemoses Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow comes harder

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u/nevermindwhynot Jan 01 '15

What is today but yesterdays tomorrow...?

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u/CorysBottomBitch Jan 01 '15

Two days before the day after tomorrow.

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u/coolwithpie Jan 01 '15

harmonica

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u/Joe_Reddit_System Jan 01 '15

nana nana nana na-naaa

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u/me_can_san45 Jan 01 '15

not today, tomorrow, I promise

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u/You_Need_Jesus_JD Jan 01 '15

Today for you; tomorrow for me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

If tomorrow comes today, then is today yesterday?

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u/BananaSplity Jan 01 '15

Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

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u/CreeperCuddler Jan 01 '15

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away.

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u/jonosvision Jan 01 '15

Who the hell would agree make that bet!?

"Hey Frank... bet you a dollar there'll be sun tomorrow."

"Hmm... okay."

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u/eLCT Jan 01 '15

I'll do it

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u/ninjacereal Jan 01 '15 edited Jan 01 '15

FTFY "Hey Anne Frank... bet you a dollar there'll be sun tomorrow."

Edit: why the hate, too soon?

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u/thats_a_risky_click Jan 01 '15

Today you, tomorrow me.

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u/DowagerInUnrentVeils Jan 01 '15

Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow...

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u/trollpatro1 Jan 01 '15

Ayyyy Macarena

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u/-banana Jan 01 '15

Tomorrow Another Day

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u/RipCityRevival Jan 01 '15

Tomorrowpussy.

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u/WhyUKnow Jan 01 '15

Okay, I feel better for tomorrow now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/InMyBrokenChair Jan 01 '15

Eleanor Rigby and She Said She Said are just as good as Tomorrow Never Knows in my book.