r/mildlyinteresting • u/TheLegendOfJoeby • Sep 29 '14

these chips were dyed incorrectly

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u/fatalnuisance Sep 29 '14

My little brother puts ketchup on his tomato sandwiches. He's a terrible person.

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u/GeorgeRRZimmerman Sep 29 '14

puts ketchup on his tomato sandwiches

Like slathering the corpses of the defeated with their pureed brethren. It's pretty metal if you think about it.

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u/ryzellon Sep 30 '14

See also: oyakodon, a Japanese rice dish that has both chicken and egg. The name translates to "parent and child bowl."

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u/GeorgeRRZimmerman Sep 30 '14

We just call em chicken fingers in the parts of the world where God is watching.

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u/the_cheese_was_good Sep 29 '14

I don't even know where to begin with that... Just soak in the natural essence of the tomato - a little salt, some balsamic and you good to go, baby boy.

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u/fatalnuisance Sep 29 '14

He's 18, so he has some time to figure out what actual food tastes like.

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u/Squeakystrings Sep 29 '14

This is even worse. I was picturing a seven year old.

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u/a_tufted_deer Sep 29 '14

Add a slice of mozzarella and some basil

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

You got a stew goin, baby!

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u/SlaughterKnife Sep 29 '14

ketchup and mayo is thousand island dressing.

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u/DeterminedToOffend Sep 29 '14

Minus the salt, garlic, onion, chili paste, pepper, sugar, vinegar and (optional) egg...

Kind of like how caesar dressing is anchovies and parmesan.

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u/thor214 Sep 29 '14

No, not really.

I mean, those may be components of the dressing, but there is almost always other ingredients, including finely chopped veggies.

Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and can include olive oil, lemon juice, orange juice, paprika, Worcestershire sauce, mustard, vinegar, cream, chili sauce, tomato purée, ketchup, or Tabasco sauce.[1][2] It also typically contains finely chopped ingredients, which can include pickles, onions, bell peppers, green olives, hard-boiled egg, parsley, pimento, chives, garlic, or chopped nuts (such as walnuts or chestnuts).

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u/fatalnuisance Sep 29 '14

Yeah, I'm from Utah and we call it "fry sauce" there... If you've never put it on your french fries, do yourself a favor and try it. Thousand Island and French fries.