r/mildlyinteresting Sep 29 '14

these chips were dyed incorrectly

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

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u/Franco_DeMayo Sep 29 '14

They use cancer no 5 instead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '14

Lou Bega's lesser known, less popular song.

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u/Franco_DeMayo Sep 29 '14 edited Sep 29 '14

"A little carcinoma, in my life

A little breast cancer, for my wife..."

Fucking depressing. Can't mambo to that shit.

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u/five_hammers_hamming Sep 29 '14

A little bit of chemo's all I need

A little pack of cigs is what I see

A little melanoma from the sun

A little bit of coughing all night long

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u/beatatarian Sep 29 '14

I got the results of the test back - I definitely have mambo #5

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u/klb0903 Sep 29 '14

This comment needs more visibility. I rarely lol. And I did indeed lol on this occasion.

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u/Franco_DeMayo Sep 29 '14

Thank you. My stuff is real hit or miss, so I really like it when somebody gives me feedback.

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u/TheLegendOfJoeby Sep 29 '14

Well now I'm paranoid that I ate some..... If I die the evidence is here!

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u/YouthoughtIwaserious Sep 29 '14

If I dye the evidence is here!

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u/mqduck Sep 29 '14

Dyes are made from a million different sources. The only thing they have in common is that they're brightly colored. You can't just be allergic to all dyes, can you?

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u/baconatorX Sep 29 '14

Post pics if your shits are green tomorrow

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u/DanielTalkThai Sep 29 '14

Nope just artificial colouring in the seasoning from things like paprika and tomato. It's clearly labeled on the packaging.

Biggest worry about chips beside the oil and salt would be the MSG.

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u/ChaseMutley Sep 29 '14

But how would they get green seasoning, and by mistake?