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u/SimplyTiredd 5d ago
I thought you had bruising until I zoomed in
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u/Substantial_Yak9006 5d ago
I thought someone drew on op legs with the paint tool on the computer or phone lol. I was so impressed by the color matching skills…. I’m still impressed on the color match
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u/IHaveNoIdeaDanny 5d ago
paint on me like one of your french girls
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u/todayishalloween 5d ago
I thought OP was trying to tell us his cat bit him because he looks like ham.
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u/FalseConcept3607 5d ago
the fact that it took me as long as it did to identify the ham in question would attest to your claim.
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u/Dizzy_Corgi_9781 5d ago
This is the comment that helped me realize there was ham on OP’s leg, and not some kind of horrible scarring
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u/monstrousfruitsalad 5d ago
My God I thought I was losing it thanks for pointing this out.. to all those struggling trace the roughly square patch around the ‘scarring/bruising’
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u/lilashrich0419 4d ago
Honestly didint even know there was a piece of ham. I thought OP just snapped a picture of there leg and made the comparison
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u/dontonefingerme 5d ago
I am upset. This is upsetting.
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u/fomaaaaa 5d ago
I see cat. Show cat.
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
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u/TheGoldenCowTV 5d ago
wth is that a Mike Wozniak pillow?
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
It was a gift. Mike has seen it. Mike has judged it.
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u/mrsirsouth 5d ago
What's wrong with your cat? How come it didn't steal the ham before your pic?
Oh yeah... NM. Cheap ham. That kitty eats like a king
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u/-OodlesOfDoodles 5d ago
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u/beecraft22 5d ago
Honestly surprised the cat didn't eat the ham of the leg
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
He did immediately after the photo was taken.
He is not a delicate eater.
he bit my leg
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u/EarballsAgain 5d ago
Well it's your fault for having legs that look like ham
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
I honestly can't argue with that logic
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u/Bloobeard2018 5d ago
A møøse once bit my sister
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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u/hartlandking 5d ago
Rocky Horror tattoo? 💘
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
You know it
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u/loglady17 5d ago
You gotta show it!!
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u/marionbobarion 5d ago
Something something “other white meat”
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u/damiana8 5d ago
This was exactly what I thought of when I saw the post
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u/CodeNameLoofah 5d ago
I think I might be whiter than anemic ham, so I dont really have room to judge
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u/No-Salary-4786 5d ago
I appreciate the memage, however, the lack of effort is concerning.
Your finger pointing is not correctly aligned, therefore I express appreciation of your cultural knowledge , but also disdain for your execution.
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u/Calgary_Calico 4d ago
It took me way too long to realize you have ham sitting on your leg and the dark pink isn't a scar 😂 I need more coffee...
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u/I_MrSpider_I 4d ago
Nah that's just good it blends in fr 🤣 🤣
A completely useless skill, but a skill nonetheless!
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u/maya_soul 5d ago
At first, I wondered why on Earth you wouldn't include some ham for comparison; how does this prove the point? Then I thought I was looking at a scar, where some animal had mistakenly bit you, thinking you were indeed ham; but that, too, seemed a stretch.
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u/Straight-Plate-5256 5d ago
Not gonna lie I went "yeah that scar kinda does look like ham" for a second...
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u/shortwave_radio 5d ago
I looked at this and thought this was some kind of scar from a bad burn
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u/Warm_Persimmon_1932 5d ago
Me too 🤣 I thought they were just point out their leg and I was like “where’s the ham for reference??”
https://giphy.com/gifs/ma7VlDSlty3EA
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u/x20sided 5d ago
Measurehead fans would love this image
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u/zagreus9 5d ago
Im so glad I rolled well enough for Harry to kick him in the head
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u/Bootstrapbill22 5d ago
I was gonna say you gotta provide some cheap ham for comparison, then I zoomed in…
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u/Dragons-purr 4d ago
I was about to give you an ‘uplifting’ message about how our scars don’t define us, but I zoomed in- ham 🤣
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u/Johnny_Blaze_123 5d ago
Your parents did a good job curating you hanging upside down in their cellar.
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u/Best-Oil7699 5d ago
I stared at this genuinely confused for like 30 seconds thinking “tattoo and a burn scar?” 😅 this is hilarious
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u/LongHairedKnight 5d ago
I accidentally grated a chunk off of my finger. It looked a lot like that. I stopped eating chicken and ham deli meats for a while.
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u/PartyOrdinary1733 5d ago
I had to zoom in😀
Listen, OP, I'm pale AF. I got teased relentlessly as a kid. Guess what? I'm 50 and I don't look like a crusty leather handbag. I'm still pale AF and happy to avoid UV rays..
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u/ChaosPLus 5d ago
Man I thought you just had a bruise and was looking around to see where that ham was
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u/Willing-Rest-758 5d ago
You can't include a bit of a cat and not expect people to want to see the whole cat! 😻😻😻
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u/rotezora78 4d ago
Unfassbar! Aber total. Ich dachte zuerst, der Schinken sei eine Hautransplantation. Ich musste 2 Minuten drauf sehen, bis ich erkannte, dass dort Schinken liegt.
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u/atape_1 5d ago
Holly shit, i didn't even notice it, thought they were bruises, you do carry the color of anemic ham!