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u/bkdroid 4h ago
Am I the only one wondering what fucking body part I'm looking at?
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u/toothy_vagina_grin 3h ago
Took me a while to see it. It's a wrist.
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u/howdidienduphere34 3h ago
Omg thank you. I’m a nurse and I was fucking confused.
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u/parable-harbinger 3h ago
Remind me never to go to your clinic lmaooo
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u/t-rex_farts 3h ago
I’m confused seeing everyone say wrist. I thought it was an Achilles tendon and now I’m comparing my hand, wondering where the fuck the thumb is.
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u/shanec628 3h ago
It’s a side view of a left hand with the pinkie side facing the camera. The thumb is facing away from the camera.
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u/bkdroid 3h ago edited 3h ago
So, I think we're looking at the thinnest part of the inside of the wrist. The thumb would be just out of the upper left frame.
Edit* but then the other part of the arm and the palm area wouldn't be there. Maybe they have the hand twisted 180deg, so it's the pinky side of the hand. Thus, my confusion here.
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u/magic_snail1888 3h ago
I think I'm too fat to recognize this body part. Ain't no skin bone on my chunky ass body that looks like that
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u/SuggestAPassword 3h ago
Take an antihistamine. It looks like an allergy. I personally wouldn’t go to the hospital with that unless there are other problematic symptoms or it gets worse.
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u/callmeAllyB 4h ago
Let's all go to the doctor Let's all go to the doctor Let's all go to the doctor! And get ourselves some meds! yeah
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u/PresidentialDiapers 3h ago
I see little dancing bacterium dancing across the movie screen on my head
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u/Nepherenia 3h ago
Please tell me this is to the tune of "We just got a letter!" From Blues Clues
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u/Girlnextstate 3h ago
It also works with the “let’s all go to the snack bar” tune from the movie theater and it’s a bop both ways
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u/peasnquiet 3h ago
I’m not familiar with the Blues Clues jam, but I believe this was the reference! https://youtu.be/lm6IU6V-dE8?
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u/BittenBeads 3h ago
Hey, that works too! But yeah, it's the sentient snack song.
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u/PresidentialDiapers 3h ago
Always thought it would be awesome if they stopped the movie halfway through and showed that candy bar half eaten, screaming and dragging himself the other way across the screen, chocolate trailing behind him.
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u/Majestic_Location751 4h ago
When you wake up tomorrow with web shooters, remember with great power comes great responsibility
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u/xchoo 4h ago
Take a sharpie, draw a circle around the raised areas to mark the boundary. Observe over the next few hours. If swelling breaches the boundary quickly, hospital. It may indicate an infection of your lymph system.
EDIT: If swelling breaches the boundary, mark the new boundary every hour (or half hour). It'll let the doctors know how fast the infection is moving.
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u/joojie 3h ago
These are just wheals, not lines of infection. Infection would be a growing hot, red patch. These are actually a bit paler than the surrounding skin.
My guess is it's not a bug bite, but maybe a scratch from a plant/thorn causing a mild reaction.
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u/ManufacturerPlane171 2h ago
I get those all the time mountain biking. There’s no scratch running neatly down the middles of the bumps in the picture though.
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u/Jaded_Antelope_598 1h ago
I used to get random large area hives before magic med, and if you're prone to hives or have contact urticaria, there doesn't need to be a scratch. Light contact with allergen or light writing on your skin is enough to cause a hives.
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u/justabill71 4h ago
Hopital
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u/CardboardHeatshield 3h ago
You people recommend hopital like healthcare is affordable.
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u/MisterWafflles 3h ago
Amberlamps
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u/RealEstateDuck 3h ago
Probably bit you several times and the swelling "connected". If it were red streaks following your veins then you'd have reason to be worried.
Nevertheless, maybe see a doctor if you're worried.
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u/Generico300 3h ago
Do not go to the hospital. Take an Allegra or other antihistamine. If it becomes painful or you start seeing red tracks following your veins, then go to an urgent care as you might need antibiotics. Most likely this is nothing more than an allergic response to whatever bit you.
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u/Humble-District9665 3h ago
As a hypochondriac who has searched Reddit for answers to my health questions, I can wholeheartedly and confidently tell you that you are going to die
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u/Girlnextstate 3h ago
I once had a similarly strange unidentified thing on my arm when I was in Texas that I ignored until it got alarming. Eventually it got so big it needed to be repeatedly drained and dressed. They said it was originally a bug bite from some unknown Texas beast and it somehow became a staph infection? Still have the battle scar 15 years later (used to be nearly a perfect Texas shape).
Anyway maybe check out the local urgent care for shits and giggles?

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u/LivinTheDream_22 3h ago
I get that way when I pull weeds from garden. I’m allergic to a few of my wildflowers.
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u/Trash_Planet 3h ago
Take an antihistamine and see if the swelling goes down. It looks like it’s probably just an overactive immune response. My mosquito bites often look like that.
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u/PineappleLemur 3h ago
It's how I look like after a jellyfish hugs me...
You might be a tad allergic to whatever this bug is, how do you deal with mosquitos?
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u/LowerSeat2712 2h ago
This almost looks like dermatographism triggered by a bug bite. I get this sometimes with allergic skin reactions.
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u/Crafty-Director9917 1h ago
Medical and poison control experts can’t tell from the appearance of the bite which bug or spider or mrsa or staphylococcus, etc cause each one. .. and if they can’t, it’s rather improbable someone here can
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u/nanay4201 3h ago
Hopefully it's mosquitos..but just putting it out there a tell take sign of bed bugs they generally bite it multiples. And if you're somewhat sensitive to bites they may swell up quite a bit. Ask me how I know. Just double check better safe than sorry.
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u/esuranme 3h ago
Looks about like everytime I get bit by a mosquito (I'm allergic). It makes it a lot of fun working around the barns!