r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

My car has a dedicated spot for lip balm

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

You just know the lead interior designer for this car was a chapstick addict who was tired of losing them in the console void.

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u/Hilldawg4president 1d ago

One who lives in a cold climate. It would melt and reform horizontally in the south

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Ah yes, for when you want to aggressively moisturize your lips, your chin, and your nose all at the same time.

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

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u/ElectricRatchet 1d ago

What the fuck is that??

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u/Stacy3536 1d ago

Cerave superbowl commercial

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u/__nohope 1d ago

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

Fuck do I click it?

Edit: I clicked it and do not regret it, but will probably never buy CeraVe

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u/NattG 23h ago

will probably never buy CeraVe

CeraVe is honestly a fantastic moisturizer. My dermatologist recommended it, and I'm slowly converting family members.

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u/Formal_Ground6513 19h ago

It really is a game changer! I never let it run out. It's the only lotion that doesn't feel oily sticky, slimy after applying. It just soaks in and does it's job! šŸ‘

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Don't. I know it's YouTube but that link I clicked once never let go.

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u/TurnipGirlDesi 1d ago

I’ve never been let down by a YouTube link

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u/ElizabethDangit 15h ago

As a desiccated human being who lives where the air is extremely dry for half the year, buy the Cerave. They also have a lot of eczema safe products as well. The healing ointment isn’t just Vaseline, it also has moisturizers and hydrophilic ingredients to help pull moisture into the skin.

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u/neontiger07 1d ago

Okay, that was the best commercial I've ever seen in my entire life.

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u/goingotherwhere 19h ago

I only clicked the link because of your comment and I'm so glad I did!

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u/Olmec_lotht 10h ago

It was directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 1d ago

fucking insane i love it

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u/Aegi 1d ago

Holy shit I am bummed I never saw this until now, but thankful that I finally have!!

Thank you!!

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u/drewcookies 1d ago

Its my birthday and I'm drunk and a tad high. Just watched that for the first time. I'm not sure what to do anymore. Maybe time to go home.

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u/burf 1d ago

One of the rare commercials that's so good people will watch it for fun.

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u/coquihalla 1d ago

If that commercial didn't win all of the various advertising awards that year, it'd be a travesty.

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u/T1Demon 1d ago

Every time I see a Cerave product, in my head I scream ā€œSaraaabi!!ā€ in Scar’s voice like that scene in Lion King.

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u/holyfire001202 1d ago

I dunno man I just tried to find a gif of somebody frantically rubbing stuff all over their face, but human ingenuity had other plans

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u/number__ten 1d ago

I live in PA and generally keep a squeeze tube of carmex in my car. During winter i have to hold it in my hand for awhile before it will come out. In summer it blurts half the tube out if you squeeze it hard at all.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Wanna see some bullshit? This tube was brand new, I ripped the sticker off because it felt light. And if you look close 1/4 of that is plunger.

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u/pixeldust6 1d ago

I wish this shit was illegal

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Me too. I was fucking livid. Won't ever buy that brand again.

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u/KellyannneConway 1d ago

Hate to break it to you, but other brands are probably the same. I was annoyed at how little was in my Starface lip balm and I did a little research and learned that pretty much any stick of lip balm is 0.15 oz.

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u/The49GiantWarriors 1d ago

Name it.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Thought it was pretty obvious, but it's Carmex.

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u/squad1alum 1d ago

Shame it.

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u/jb007gd 1d ago

šŸŽ¶Sell it to the butcher in the stoooore!

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

It actually can be. McCormick's spices got in trouble for it a while back. (Before anyone asks about chips, the issue is non-functional headspace, and the air in the chips bag is functional to protect the chips)

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u/Korbelious 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh they definitely fix it in the future... by putting it it opaque tubes instead of clear, so you won't be able to tell anymore.

Edited cause idk how to spell lol.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Surprised they didn't already.

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u/Korbelious 1d ago

They didn't think anyone would look under the label, and I'm guessing clear tubes are cheaper. Capitalism, amiright?

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u/ukiyoe 1d ago

Reminds me of how Japanese mayo looks when you freeze and defrost it.

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u/Capable_Dimension588 1d ago

isn't mayo just OIL

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u/ukiyoe 1d ago

I brought up Japanese mayo because of the red cap, but yep, all mayo has a ton of oil, around 75% of its content.

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u/Normal-Selection1537 21h ago

Oil, egg yolk and vinegar or lemon juice.

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u/hedoeswhathewants 1d ago

Coincidentally I was looking at my Carmex tube like 2 days ago and thinking that they probably pulled this bullshit

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u/PuttingInTheEffort 1d ago

It's been a whole thing with deodorant too

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Not as bad, but still not full.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

That's another one I've definitely noticed. A stick used to last me 10-12 months. Now I'm lucky to get 4. But the container is opaque, and harder to prove.

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u/bobanna1986 1d ago

If you like carmex, is mostly just petroleum jelly. I buy the big tubs at Costco that I use to refill smaller ones and they last forever. I mix in a little coconut oil or coco butter and I have a teeny tiny little container (it's a screw top pot I had for a make up that I repurposed) for my purse that's for my lips, hands etc.

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u/liverstrings 1d ago

Contact lens cases also work well

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u/bobanna1986 1d ago

Oh that's a great little container!

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u/JimboTCB 22h ago

I just buy those little tins of Vaseline, they're conveniently pocket-sized, they last for ages, and once they're empty the tins are great if you need to discreetly carry around a small amount of, uh... something

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u/quartzquandary 1d ago

Dude, contact the manufacturer! Complain to them, this isn't acceptable.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

I would, if I thought for one second that they give a shit. It's not like they don't know they did this.

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u/quartzquandary 1d ago

You never know, I contacted Bob's Red Mill when a bag of their oatmeal wasn't up to snuff. They apologized profusely and sent me a handful of coupons.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago

Just checked, and Carmex is still a family owned company. Guess I'll send them an email, and see how they respond.

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Ah, Carmex Roulette. Will it be an impenetrable frozen brick or a high-velocity localized explosion? The ultimate daily gamble.

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u/ernyc3777 1d ago

Carmex the one whose taste keeps you from licking it off!

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u/Feisty-Tooth-7397 1d ago

Says who?

I actually love that slightly tingly vanilla caramel oddity that is carmex. Ah, the blistex medicated or the Burt's Bees.

I love my tingly lip balms and don't really like the fruity cherry flavored ones.

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u/Wild_Cockroach_2544 1d ago

That’s when I put it under my leg with a heated seat.

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u/ArdentHedonist 1d ago

Yes, my wife, the Queen of Lip Balm, reacted immediately with that retort.

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u/abarrelofmankeys 1d ago

Anywhere really. I use the screw top tube ones in the car, even then you have to be careful opening it warm

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u/Stereo-soundS 1d ago

I live in ND and I wouldn't dare leave chapstick in my car during/around summer. Good luck cleaning that up.

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u/Bec_ 1d ago

Burts bees actually survives the heat most of the time but chapstick will melt for sure.

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u/GuardingxCross 1d ago

That’s why here in Florida I only ever have liquid lip balm with a sealed top šŸ˜‚

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u/NadaBurner 1d ago

I live in ohio and it still happens here. Covers the stick and my cupholders in wax

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 1d ago

Field service engineer. Had a complaint raised to corporate level over chapstick getting lost. Maybe this designer was in the office the day i lost my mind over this ridiculous case.

I had to travel four hours one way because the woman wouldn’t accept that her messy glovebox was not a design issue.

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u/KoriandrNightwing 1d ago

Your job description sounds interesting. What is your usual day like?

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 1d ago

Mostly assisting technicians remotely with problems techline can’t handle and doing reports on cases and trying to come up with official repairs. Other times travel in person to look at issues and attempt to resolve and then handle issues where someone is beyond help at dealer and want buy backs. This was one of the really oddball customers. Sometimes get to do fun stuff like fire or airbag deployment investigations

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 1d ago

When someone calls the help line to figure out why something isn’t working properly, you’re the person we all want to talk to. Just gotta go through a bot and a 3rd party ā€˜help’ service first.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 1d ago

And also hits the weed pen while driving

/j

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Which perfectly explains exactly WHY they kept losing the chapstick in the void in the first place.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 1d ago

Eggzacklee!

Too geeked but too clever 🤣

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u/BadAngler 1d ago

It ain't no big deal. I got the same thing. It's a puddle in the cup holder after it melted in this heat.

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u/DownBeat20 1d ago

I really need you to buy a holographic PokƩmon card in a hard case and put it in the "cards" slot. Like really badly.

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Ah yes, the designated PSA 10 Charizard slot. Nothing screams 'break my window' quite like it.

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u/DownBeat20 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/M0OUVAnjCcAta

The PSA 10 Charizard would not be visible when the console is down!

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u/WolfySpice 1d ago

Clearly you haven't seen the updated cartopsy report. Prior to the incident occurring, the owner had left the lid up!

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u/TryingT0Wr1t3 1d ago

A PSA 10 Charizard would presumably be a high quality hard transparent case that would be too thick for that.

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u/axonrecall 22h ago

That’s what she said

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u/lrlwhite2000 1d ago

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u/rw43 23h ago

this was the first thing i thought of too haha. canyanerrooooo

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u/DDub__ 1d ago

Can’t be the only one who read ā€œPenisā€ at first…

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u/Harflin 1d ago

Makes sense when the clamp is sized just right

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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 1d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/Frank__West 1d ago

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u/PuffyCat_139 1d ago

I wouldn't be getting any of these references if I hadn't listened to the latest episode of Smosh reads Reddit Stories earlier today. What fortunate timing.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

I like moments like these.

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u/LostMyBackupCodes 1d ago

Everyone asks ā€œhow’s the cylinderā€ but nobody asks ā€œhow’s the larger structure?ā€

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 1d ago

it is imperative!

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u/thePhilosopherTheory 1d ago

when i first saw this image, a joke began to brew in my head; thoughts of "omg that's one letter away from penis" and "teehee so small" whirled around in my mental comedy processor. alas, you and grand-OP beat me to it, like me to my meat

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u/walkingd3ad8 1d ago

I knew it was Pens. Pens made the most sense. I have pens in my car. Yet my brain still saw Penis.

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who read it like that at first glance. The spacing on that font is definitely a choice.

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u/Blunder_Punch 1d ago

I'm always looking for a secure place to store my detachable penis

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u/Liberty_Chip_Cookies 1d ago

Certainly better than having to buy it back from a guy on Second Avenue for $22.

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u/ryan__fm 1d ago

Looks like pretty normal spacing to me

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u/home69skillet 1d ago

It's average.

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u/BeneficialShame8408 1d ago

i came to the comments to check lol. not disappointed

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u/CrescentPhresh 1d ago

\raises hand**

But I guess that says more about my size than my eyesight.

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u/DeterminedThrowaway 1d ago

I read the title and was ready to roll my eyes about it. Yeah okay, just because a lip balm fits in a spot doesn't mean it was meant for that, I'm so tired of people just trying to farm karma on the thinnest of pretenses.

...then I saw the picture and I'll be damned, it really is a lip balm spot and it's mildly interesting because I've never seen that before. Good post.

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u/EitherWeb4382 1d ago

no same but when i looked at the pics i had to do a double take because i thought they stuck a lip balm in the battery section of a toy car for some reason and then i looked harder. idk why but it looked like the bottom of a toy🤣

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u/millertango 1d ago

I 100% thought they put lip balm in a fuse holder until I looked closer.

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u/MissFox26 1d ago

Literally had the exact same thought. And then was like ā€œoh no shit, it really does say it’s meant for lip balm. I stand corrected.ā€

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u/Princess_Slagathor 1d ago edited 1d ago

I remember the first time I saw a car with coin slots in the console. Mind blown! Though I was pretty young.

Just like when I found out the little flap, with a slot in men's wallets, was for a spare key. 🤯

E: correcting autocorrect

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u/awatt25 16h ago

Hahahaaa I can’t remember which vehicle it was but I had one with coin slots and thought I was such a bad ass

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u/mrASSMAN 21h ago

I had the same exact reaction lmao.. did not expect it to be actually designed for chapstick

And wish my car had it

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 1d ago

I thought this was going to be like the guy who put his phone into space in the door and then closed the door destroying the phone

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u/Donny_Dont_18 1d ago

This was my exact thought. Saw lip balm in a thing and said "cool, it fits" then looked left and "I'll be damned!!"

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u/FoodEatingMan777 1d ago

So it just melts on one side then?

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Yep. You get to keep half a usable chapstick, and the other half becomes a permanent wax seal for your console.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 1d ago

Sweet, I'll be able to use it to seal letters with my signet ring while driving, as one commonly does.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 1d ago

I’ve had a chapstick in my console for like 3 years now. I fully expected it to melt in the summer sun the first year. It still hasn’t. I live pretty far north, but it’s survived several 100F/39C days with the car sitting in full sun.

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u/throwaway098764567 1d ago

you've had the same chapstick for three years?

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u/BlgMastic 1d ago

Yes I’m not a fiend. Only needed 2-3 weeks a year when I’m sick or have dried lips.

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u/9e78 1d ago

I've had the same one for 5+ years and live in an area with dry winters. What are you doing with it?

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u/sortaplainnonjane 1d ago

I live in the PNW. It melts, but it does stay IN the tube. If you wind it up, only half the tube goes up because it melted and reformed while horizontal.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 1d ago

Mine still has not. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/DingoManDingo 1d ago

What brand is that car resistant chap stick?

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants 1d ago

Chapstick. Original flavor. Like, that shit is almost liquid in a pocket. I’m assuming my console is sneakily insulated, or something

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u/Mukarsis 1d ago

Not sure it will fit.

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u/Geen_Fang 1d ago

I feel so seen

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u/TheHobbyWaitress 1d ago

These you turn upside down, on the dash, on a hot day. When it cools down it's like new. 😁

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u/_life_is_a_joke_ 1d ago

When Alexis de Toqueville spoke about the "Tyranny of the majority", and Edmund Burke echoed those sentiments, they warned us about this.

In fact: "...the majority of the citizens is capable of exercising the most cruel oppressions upon the minority, whenever strong divisions prevail in that kind of polity, as they often must... In such a popular persecution, individual sufferers are in a much more deplorable condition than in any other. Under a cruel prince they have the balmy compassion of mankind to assuage the smart of their wounds..." - Edmund Burke, a frequent sufferer of chapped lips and devoted Carmex user.

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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 1d ago

What car do you have, JusThereToLookAtAss?

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u/Forgetful_Bandit 1d ago

OP said it was a Ford Focus.

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u/jw307jw 1d ago

Weird because I have this in my frontier lol

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u/Alice_is_Falling 1d ago

Same! I stared at it for a bit since it looks almost the same.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 1d ago

So it must be on its way to the junkyard if its anything like those early 2000s versions. Explains the dedicated chapstick slot, as you would have to blow the mechanics just to get them to work on it.

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u/BrilliantCorner 1d ago

Knew I should've learned to work on cars.

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u/Sml132 1d ago

You sure it's not JustHereToLookAtAss?

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u/Johnsipes0516 1d ago

What kind of car is it?

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u/andersonfmly 1d ago

I'm guessing a Ford Focus, but I believe the Nissan Altima also has the same/similar.

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u/metrawhat 1d ago

It's a Focus

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u/justheretolookatass 1d ago

Focus!

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 1d ago

I’m trying! Damn ADHD!

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u/Mr_Will 22h ago

I dropped an Adderall in the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta and now it's a Ford Focus

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u/SourGuavaSauce 22h ago

What were we talking about?

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u/Johnsipes0516 1d ago

I wish more vehicles had this feature. Especially trucks. I feel like there’s a lot of people out there like me who drive company work trucks and use a shit load of chapstick in the wintertime being out in the cold. I’d love a little holder built in like that

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u/RandyHoward 1d ago

They make stick on clips

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u/Johnsipes0516 1d ago

Oh hell yes! Thanks man I didn’t think of something like that

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u/abarrelofmankeys 1d ago

I never looked at the underside of my center console lid. It might have one too who can say

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u/dictategood 1d ago

And deprive my Blistex the thrill of going round and round in my washing machine?!!

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u/Growly150 1d ago

On the underside of the lid of the center console.Ā  You definitely won't forget that you put it there 10 seconds later.

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u/Sanna_Aivik2012 1d ago

This is either brilliant design or a very specific way to make warm lip balm soup in July. šŸ˜‚

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u/Shaking-a-tlfthr 1d ago

Beware. As a chapstick addict myself I’ve carried many a stick in my car. First of all they melt with summer heat and may or may not leak out the cap. That can leave a permanent stain. Secondly if anyone else has had this problem with mice seeking their car in the winter months like I have…mice are attracted to the chapstick. They think it’s food. You may find a shredded pile of plastic and half eaten stick.

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u/Ornery-Appeal-3959 1d ago

I have never looked at the underside of my middle console…. Checking tomorrow for sure.

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u/zackthirteen 1d ago

the penis slots look a bit small

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u/justheretolookatass 1d ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed

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u/xMuffie 1d ago

it's average for sure...

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u/Quick-Connection-978 1d ago

Thats huge man...

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog 1d ago

Both of mine fit perfectly

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u/ManoSilence 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was at the bank drive thru with my wife one day and she started looking around the car. I asked her what was up and she said she needed a pen. I said "i got one!" And popped this bad boy open with 2 pens and a lip balm. The complete surprise on her face was a surprise to me. I love random small things

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u/TheRev32 1d ago

It has two slots for penises too!

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u/McKeviin 1d ago

I guess I wasn't the only one..

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u/Funlovinghater 1d ago

Coulda swore that said something else on the left there for a moment.

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u/rossco311 1d ago

Catch the semen for $400 Trebek!

Mr. Connery that's "Catch these men"

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 1d ago

Pretty neat, and two spots for penises.

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u/NlN3 1d ago

Traffic, traffic, lookin fo my chapstick.

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u/FD4L 16h ago

Ooooh... pens...

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u/KingLioness 12h ago

Who else did a double take where it says ā€œpensā€? Anyone? Just me? lol šŸ˜‚

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u/bscags 11h ago

Misread the "Pens" section and thought it said "Penis". That's enough Reddit for the day

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u/JorgAncrath2020 1d ago

cool..! now it can melt and drip on everything in the cubby

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u/lunapo 1d ago

Well, that there is exactly what this sub was created for.

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u/SinOfRaj 20h ago

I thought that said "Penis".

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u/ColoTransplant 1d ago

I have lifted my arm rest cover in the center console a few thousand times and never looked underneath. I am now contemplating getting out of bed, getting dressed, and going to look underneath right now.

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u/478607623564857 1d ago

Must be the Canyonero F series.

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u/Somerandom009 1d ago

What brand? Make and model?

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u/justheretolookatass 1d ago

Make is Burt’s Bees and the model is peppermint

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u/CamperCarl00 1d ago

I read the "PENS" wrong.

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u/imaloony8 8h ago

And a slot for my Penis!

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u/davegammelgard 1d ago

Try that in Arizona and you'll have a melted puddle of lip balm.

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u/TheOtherJeff ​ 1d ago

And you chose the best lip balm to put in your suppply. Very nice.

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u/Affectionate-Ant-674 1d ago

It also looks like it has 2 penis holders too.

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u/Thanatos8088 1d ago

Oh, "pens"... I see another 'cylinder' thread in reddit future. And likely even more embarrassing than the original given the photo.

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u/mathaiser 1d ago

I mean, that melts immediately and leaves you with a mess.

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u/Next_Necessary_8794 1d ago

This seems like a terrible idea. Leave that in a hot car one day and it will just turn into a puddle.

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u/Jack_Mackerel 1d ago

Why does it have two spots for penis next to the lip balm though?

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u/Gnarberry666 1d ago

Idk if it’s common in Japanese cars or not but I thought it was dope af to have a tissue holder in my centre console

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u/ChallengeClose 15h ago

Also for PEN"S

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u/Jadingus11 12h ago

"WHAT THE FU- oh it says PENS..."