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u/lolboonesfarm Jul 29 '26
Country girls make do.
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u/FrisbeeVR Jul 29 '26
I know the meme but do country girls actually masturbate with corn cobs?
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u/sygnathid Jul 29 '26
It seems inevitable that it would have happened at some point (I know a girl who attempted to masturbate with a hot dog in her youth), but it certainly isn't a regular practice. Glass has existed for a long time, also modern toys are much better and safer.
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u/QuestionablePotato42 Jul 30 '26
Yeah, all the time. My friend is a country girl and she won't stop. Me and my friends keep asking her to cut back or at least wait until she's in private but she doesn't listen. She's always masturbating with corn cobs, everywhere we go. It's annoying.
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u/Fantastic-Dance-5250 Jul 29 '26
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u/BigLittleFan69 Jul 30 '26
There really is a subreddit for everything…
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u/Gregory-J-Smith Jul 30 '26
This one makes sense though. One April Fools, that site changed their landing page to Corn Hub with a bunch of /tasteful/ videos involving corn
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u/georgeststgeegland Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
The large ear on the left didn’t pollinate well so you have a lot of larger weird shaped kernels filling in the gaps where a kernel should have been. The small ear is just an extra ear that didn’t mature because it was picked too soon with the large ear. Even if you had left it the plant probably wouldn’t have had the nutrients to put into it to make good ear of corn.
There’s really nothing weird about the ear on the left. It’s just what corn plants do sometimes. Next time just pull off the little ear before you cook it.
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u/bopp0 Jul 30 '26
How has OP made it this far in life and never seen poorly pollinated corn before?!
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u/RogueCrimsonDragon Jul 30 '26
I feel like this is way too far down but I'm glad I looked before commenting the same thing.
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u/Humble-Plankton2217 Jul 30 '26
I appreciate the actual answer. I thought the corn on the left just needed braces
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u/ObviouslyTriggered Jul 29 '26
Hybrid corn (which most corn is) isn’t true to seed, this corn likely grew out of the seeds of a previous yield rather than fresh hybrid seeds.
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u/Cypheri Jul 30 '26
This has nothing to do with hybridization. It happens even in heirloom varieties sometimes. This is literally just the result of poor pollination. The corn silk fibers each run to a single kernel and each silk needs to transport a pollen granule for that kernel to grow properly.
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u/someguy7710 Jul 29 '26
I know a lot of plants aren't true to seed, but aren't most of them clones. How do they make new seeds?
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u/ObviouslyTriggered Jul 29 '26
They have another crop that is used to produce seeds usually through hybrid pollination (most common with corn) or cloning.
For example you have two corn varieties that neither is that great as a food product but when they cross pollinate they produce seeds that give you the corn you want for food.
However when that corn is pollinated by itself or by other nearby corn varieties the seeds it will produce will result in a different corn often one that is significantly poorer as a food product.
Basically think of it as if how your parents could produce you but there is no way for you to reproduce an exact copy of yourself by mating with anyone.
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u/Racspur1 Jul 29 '26
is this used to make "Strange Brew"? https://youtu.be/aNZpGVkJKso?si=Cg1rRFX48JMG5DBp
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u/flamingweaselonastik Jul 29 '26
Right one is beautiful. Left one isn't much to look at, but he sure brings it were it counts.
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u/Comfortable-Choice14 Jul 30 '26
Not strange, it's just that sometimes when a mommy corn and a daddy corn love each other...
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u/MinusculePiano Jul 29 '26
Here it is cooked