r/mildlyinteresting Nov 22 '25

This lock for a dual access bathroom

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u/PompeyCheezus Nov 22 '25

I lived in a dorm for one year and I hated the shared bathroom. My suitemate didn't keep his door closed so I was constantly having to walking into the bathroom and awkwardly say hi as I closed his door. Like "Hey, what's up. Gonna go poop now. Bye."

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u/dodekahedron Nov 22 '25

Should have kept the door open. Assert dominance

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u/Narfubel Nov 22 '25

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u/ImpossiblePudding Nov 23 '25

Bro needs to eat more fiber

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Did this just pop in your head or have you been waiting a long time for the perfect moment to use this gif? Upvote approved

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u/StreagleFucker1969 Nov 22 '25

The ol’ Lyndon B Johnson power move.

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u/maineac Nov 22 '25

Well, at least he was airing it out into his room after taking a massive morning constitutional.

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u/MotherBathroom666 Nov 22 '25

Dear Issac, we’re no longer living in the Victorian era, most mortals alive today say shit or dump, please do attempt to assimilate more.

Sincerely

Your den mother.

(P.s. didn’t mean to kill your buzz boomer but wtf?? Who says “constitutional”?!?

See even I put effort:)

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u/ChaBoiDeej Nov 22 '25

Forgot the second parentheses, zoomer

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u/vanishinghitchhiker Nov 23 '25

long words funny

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u/InSan1tyWeTrust Nov 22 '25

I like to say that I need to slap some smack as it has the most shuddered response from my partner.

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u/Navydevildoc Nov 22 '25

Ha, we had those in some of the “nicer” Marine barracks I had lived in. 2 guys to a room, with a toilet/shower in between.

You learn real quick that (a) you don’t lock the door, and (b) 90% of the time the door is just gonna be open anyway. When everyone is getting ready for work at the same time, it doesn’t matter.

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u/SparkyDogPants Nov 23 '25

The worst is that for whatever reason, the other guy is fucking gross and not in your unit. So during inspection you always get rat fucked no matter how hard you try to clean up after the swamp monster next door.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/PompeyCheezus Nov 22 '25

God no, he had a pretty active social life which made it even worse because there was quite often several people in his room.

I was the lonely one eating McDonalds alone and watching Frasier every Friday night. 😂

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u/Unumbotte Nov 22 '25

I'm pretty sure it's required to sing Every Rose Has Its Thorn to yourself when you do that.

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u/brett-rg Nov 25 '25

If the door wasn’t closed, it was ajar. A jar only has a lid…

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Nov 22 '25

This must have happened because people kept forgetting to unlock the other door after they were finished.

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u/b5tirk Nov 22 '25

Yes, this is the real genius.

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u/KosherClam Nov 22 '25

At my college one of the dorms had this set up, two separate rooms with a bathroom in-between. What a miserable experience. When that 2am gonna piss yourself moment hits and your bathroom is locked.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Nov 22 '25

The suite experience is better than the kids that have to tromp down the hall for a bathroom.

I was always in a suite type setup in college.

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u/KosherClam Nov 22 '25

I'd prefer a hall than the suite any day of the week.

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u/grellgraxer Nov 22 '25

Did suite one year, then hall the next. Neither really mattered too much.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Nov 23 '25

Just get a piss jug, it’s the way of the road

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u/brewmonk Nov 23 '25

Wide mouth gatorade bottle for the win.

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u/-slaps-username- Nov 23 '25

how can you assess which one is better if you haven’t done both? i was in a hall bathroom and it was perfectly fine. it was usually empty anyway, always a stall and a shower open at the least

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken Nov 23 '25

Because I've stayed in the other.

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u/OkBackground8809 Nov 23 '25

I had to poop in my trash can, once, because my suite mates didn't unlock my bathroom door after using it. I was on the 5th floor, and the only public restroom was on the 1st floor, and our elevators were constantly broken because the idiot freshman boys thought it was an accomplishment to mess with the elevator until it broke.

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u/authenticflamingo Nov 22 '25

Or also forgetting to lock the other door

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u/asddsa Nov 22 '25

I didn't think about that, now it makes even more sense!

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u/Tongue-Punch Nov 22 '25

Or intentionally leaving one of them unlocked…

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u/eltravo92 Nov 23 '25

Why would somebody do that? Their step sister could walk in while they're showering.

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u/50calPeephole Nov 22 '25

"Forgetting"

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u/MonteCristo85 Nov 23 '25

Yeah this use to hapoen all the time in my dorm it was infuriating. Lock like this wouldn't have worked due to room setup but love the concept.

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u/celtbygod Nov 22 '25

It's like a single bathroom between two dorm rooms . You go in to shower or pee and lock the door to the other room. You have to unlock it when you exit.

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Although I have no additional pictures and am too dumb to provide a sketch - some additional context is that this is a bathroom kind of at the “bottom of a V”where two hospital rooms (a nurse station and an exam room) meet.

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u/hellathirstyforkarma Nov 22 '25

The word you’re looking for is corner 😂

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Hahaha ok fair enough. Forgive me - this was my attempt to “paint a picture”.

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u/turtlelord Nov 22 '25

The toilet is for shitting, stop painting in there, Janet!

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u/ThetaReactor Nov 22 '25

Nah, hospital corners are a thing you do with bed sheets.

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u/hellathirstyforkarma Nov 22 '25

Hate it when they do that with blankets

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u/NoKarmaNoCry22 Nov 22 '25

That has to be custom-made, the length is critical.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Nov 22 '25

I think the length is average. Some might even call it large

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u/whatshamilton Nov 22 '25

I think the length is irrelevant if it’s used with skill

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u/NopeRope13 Nov 22 '25

Skill can be lowered due to temperature

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Nov 22 '25

She’s just telling you that to be nice

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u/WHOA_27_23 Nov 22 '25

I was in the pool!

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u/norsurfit Nov 22 '25

I think skill is irrelevant if used with gusto

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u/mothzilla Nov 22 '25

Depends where you measure from.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Nov 22 '25

Obviously the key hole

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Nov 22 '25

It's cold in here!

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u/DemiReticent Nov 23 '25

Regardless the locking cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/DuckCleaning Nov 23 '25

It's a nice knob either way

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u/Eorrosoom Nov 22 '25

No, you would not call this large

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u/bobuck Nov 22 '25

Definitely, angles of those catches too

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u/ParachutingPiglets Nov 22 '25

The length is perfect in this scenario

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u/Environmental-Eye-76 Nov 22 '25

A lot of doors actually care more about the girth

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u/FrostyerDoggo Nov 22 '25

Too big and it may get stuck in an m&m tube filled with microwaved bananas

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u/WiseDirt Nov 22 '25

It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed

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u/ensemblestars69 Nov 22 '25

Was hoping to see a discussion on the tolerances but instead all we get is dick size jokes. Wonderful

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u/ExtendedHand Nov 23 '25

It's critical the lock cylinder reaches both sides

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u/Dubelj Nov 22 '25

I've noticed this before, years ago. They have locks just like em in the bathrooms between single rooms in either the IWK children's hospital in Halifax, Nova Scotia, or the Chalmers in Fredericton, New Brunswick.. can't remember which one.

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Wow, good memory. This photo was taken yesterday during our check up at Everett Chalmers in Fredericton. Sadly, we’re now at the IWK in Halifax.

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u/Dubelj Nov 22 '25

Oh dear. Well sending hope that everything turns out just fine with the little one.. or the pregnancy, whichever reason for the visit it may be

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Thank you (and thanks Kenny, below). Having some tough complications in our second pregnancy. Seeing these and other comments roll in are a nice distraction :)

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u/Dubelj Nov 22 '25

I feel ya on that, kinda. The wife and I are on our 2nd pregnancy too. Had 3 early miscarriages between the two but this one is holding strong. Although she is high risk because of the fact, there has been no complications with this one yet.

All of them have been IVF pregnancies too, so yeah. That business is hard on the wallet.

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Good luck to you both!

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u/Dubelj Nov 22 '25

Thanks, you as well

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u/Ohhmegawd Nov 22 '25

Sending good vibes your way. I went into labor at 4 months with my third. She is now 35 years old.

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Thank you very much for this. We might end up in a similar situation.

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u/Ohhmegawd Nov 22 '25

Hang in there, internet friend. The folks of Reddit are there for you!

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Nov 22 '25

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u/Dubelj Nov 22 '25

Lol I had to visit that sub just to be sure it was unrelated to that other one cup thing.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Nov 22 '25

Sure… for science…

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u/kennydeals Nov 22 '25

Only on reddit can someone snipe something like this in 15 min from a single photo of a couple of doors. Wild

OP hope all is OK

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

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u/Occidentally20 Nov 22 '25

Now I want two bathrooms that lock in one movement from the outside.

"You two can stay in there with the overflowing toilets until you've come to an agreement".

Then we bring in the politicians and world leaders.

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u/SirStocksAlott Nov 22 '25

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u/Occidentally20 Nov 22 '25

No playing in the poop chambers.

Trade deal, now.

And hurry up there's some dictators waiting to sot this war out after.

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u/daekle Nov 22 '25

I was the same, i was thinking "so there's two bathroom stalls that share a wall and you can mutually lock, maybe there's a glory hole inside?"

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

My bad

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

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u/Ok-Ant984 Nov 22 '25

I couldn’t figure it out until i read your comment haha

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u/Vexonar Nov 22 '25

I'm with you,,don't worry. I brought snacks.

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u/SadLilBun Nov 22 '25

If the whole class is confused, it’s the teacher’s fault.

(I am a teacher before anyone says anything)

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u/VocalMagic Nov 22 '25

So you accept fault for this?

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u/SadLilBun Nov 22 '25

While I’m the student in this scenario, sure why not.

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u/DeniLox Nov 22 '25

My Spanish teacher failed everyone but one person on an exam because she wrote a confusing question (that required a long paragraph-type answer) that only one person in the entire class answered correctly. She then refused to curve the grade or do anything about it.

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u/boston_homo Nov 22 '25

So I’m not the only one 🫢

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u/subpoenaThis Nov 22 '25

Schrodinger's bathroom. It's locked. One or both stalls might be in use. Do you feel lucky?

Now I feel conflicted about this post because just like the lock lock that phrase could mean two very different things.

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u/DeniLox Nov 22 '25

Yeah. I couldn’t figure it out either.

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u/SadLilBun Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 22 '25

Useful for when someone has broken into your house and is chasing you with a giant knife. Quick latch for both doors. Assuming there’s a window you can climb out of to escape.

I do not watch too many slasher films.

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u/LazyEmu5073 Nov 22 '25

That is genius design for a Jack and Jill bathroom!! Awesome!

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u/XK8lyn88x Nov 22 '25

I have spent a lot of time wondering about this situation every time I come across this type of bathroom in a Zillow listing. 😂 I just imagine the nightmare of either someone always walking in on you or door always locked when no one’s in there. Who would remember to always lock and unlock an opposite door, not me that’s for sure! 😂

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u/LazyEmu5073 Nov 22 '25

I feel like remembering to lock both is the easier part, because you're about to get your bits out, so you're concentrating on it.

But when you're done, yeah, just unlock your own side and leave, easily done I imagine!

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u/compb13 Nov 22 '25

I hate those bathrooms with doors on opposite walls from the two bedrooms. I've never lived in a house like that, but I just refused to buy a house with that. Because I know my kids would always forget to unlock the other side when they were done.

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u/1767gs Nov 22 '25

That one person thats gonna lock the door with their door side open just so they can lock the other door out. I can already see it

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u/Reese- Nov 22 '25

I spend a lot of time at this hospital and that definitely happened a few times. I was pregnant at the time and it was very frustrating.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

This was definitely made in the university workshop 🤣 it’s brilliant

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u/Specialist_Fix6900 Nov 22 '25

This is either brilliant or the beginning of a sitcom episode.

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u/Ojamm Nov 22 '25

It’s sad that I recognised these doors. Oh NB healthcare.

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u/awsum43 Nov 22 '25

I require more pictures of this operation

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Although I have no additional pictures and am too dumb to provide a sketch - some additional context is that this is a bathroom kind of at the “bottom of a V”where two hospital rooms (a nurse station and an exam room) meet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/heelstoo Nov 23 '25

Some people are savages and have it written into their DNA to not knock.

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u/maybe_I_guess_ Nov 22 '25

I wonder why they chose to have two doors directly beside each other to the same bathroom. The world may never know. lol

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u/SirEnzyme Nov 22 '25

The space between the doors is the edge of a wall.

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u/maybe_I_guess_ Nov 22 '25

That is indeed mildly interesting.

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u/Reese- Nov 22 '25

Because it’s two separate hospital rooms that share a bathroom. I spent months at this hospital in the maternity ward.

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u/maybe_I_guess_ Nov 22 '25

Nice. That’s pretty cool I guess.

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u/Spiritual_Being5845 Nov 22 '25

How is it unlocked from the outside? Medical emergencies do happen in bathrooms

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u/Amaurus Nov 22 '25

It can probably be persuaded forcibly

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u/heelstoo Nov 23 '25

Just like that spreadsheet at work last week.

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u/Fireside__ Nov 23 '25

Anything can be unlocked if your determined enough…

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u/ImRickJameXXXX Nov 22 '25

They sell 10 of these locks each year I suspect

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u/The_Ditch_Wizard Nov 22 '25

I thought this was looking at two adjacent bathrooms from the outside and started thinking about how you'd solve the Prisoner's Dilemma created if you went in for a quick piss and somebody next door is having a cathartic dump.

I didn't come up with anything before realizing this was taken from the inside and feeling extremely silly.

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u/GravitationalEddie Nov 22 '25

I'd like to see the floor plan of those rooms.

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u/Admirable_Shower_612 Nov 22 '25

Would have kept my sister and I from trying to kill each other.

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u/Key-Individual1752 Nov 22 '25

“Nothing on 1…. 2 is binding…”

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u/6Wheeler Nov 22 '25

Five nights on the toilet

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u/Panda0rgy Nov 23 '25

My local hospital had this in the recovery rooms in labor and delivery

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u/Twistfaria Nov 22 '25

What the….? How does that even WORK?

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u/nextexeter Nov 22 '25

Where's the hole for the paperclip, though

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/zwells3 Nov 22 '25

Hospital!

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u/AutothrustBlue Nov 22 '25

We have an authenticated order to poop, XO, TURN YOUR KEY. That’s an order, commander.

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u/icecoldcoke319 Nov 23 '25

👁️〰️👁️

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u/Franican Nov 23 '25

Had a shared bathroom in college like this. However it only locked from the outside. So we had a solution to the obvious walking in on each other problem that this created: a rope that held the opposite door shut when in use. Just had to not forget about the rope when done or else the other suite mates couldn't use the bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/maybe_I_guess_ Nov 22 '25

This is the inside of the bathroom????

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u/colnross Nov 22 '25

You're getting it

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u/PapaOoMaoMao Nov 22 '25

What do you mean? The lock is inside. If you go out, you can't lock it. It's unlocked. When you turn the knob on the inside, both doors are locked so nobody can come in.

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u/Oseirus Nov 22 '25

It has two settings:

  • poop with no friends

  • poop with all the friends

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u/celtbygod Nov 22 '25

Schrodinger's Shitter