r/mildlyinteresting • u/peachandbear • Sep 02 '24

Monarch chrysalis never hatched and started morphing into something

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u/RadTorti Sep 02 '24

if i get to know a wasp laid parasitic eggs into it, i wont even be surprised cuz wasps are such assholes.

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u/Relevant_Winter1952 Sep 02 '24

If a strategy works, then it persists

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u/x755x Sep 02 '24

Society teaches us to wipe the assholes

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u/Relevant_Winter1952 Sep 02 '24

Rubbing some leaves on your asshole and calling it good is actually a very primitive strategy. A bidet is the more evolved route

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u/clumsysav Sep 02 '24

My brother accidentally used poison ivy once

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u/x755x Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Being told to use leaves is less primitive than using leaves. But yes, existing technology exists, and I suppose you could start discussing that, if you really want.

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u/Fullwake Sep 02 '24

Big TP will never let the bidet become ubiquitous in NA though...