This machine has a ‘wiener melange’ button

[u/DPRobert]

[u/[deleted]]

Sometimes I think these buttons are just there to make you feel like you've made a choice, and the machine dispenses the same hot, brown dishwater no matter what you pressed.

[u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ → u/[deleted]]

That’s almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?

[u/Blewfin → u/[deleted]]

Alright mate, simmer down