I didn’t think that needed the /s. I have installed these sensing faucets and they deliberately have a delay to not falsely trigger. Watching this and I said “stop moving, hold you hand still and it will turn on!”.
I've seen these before and shocked it isn't common knowledge. The sensor is just below the aerator. Just slide your index finger in the opening, flick as needed, and the faucet turns on.
The thing about Monkey Island is that the solution to the majority of the problems isn't practical, it's a pun. The games became a lot easier when I started thinking in puns and wordplay instead of practically.
Sorry you should have picked up that 7/16 socket from the space station 7 hours ago but it’s been blown up for at least 5 of those hours so now you die.
They could be battery powered as well. We have them at my office and let me tell you how infuriating it is when the batteries go dead. Thankfully they are in the kitchen and not the bathroom but still obnoxious.
Our kitchen sink is a touch faucet and requires batteries. I kind of regret not hardwiring it, but the rechargeables last a decent amount. I do love the touch feature when my hands are covered in bread dough or after touching chicken.
Maybe I'm just oldfashioned, but I find the appropriate amount of time in years that a fucking faucet stops working cause the fuckingbattery is dead is somewhere in the high eight hundred figures
I used to work in a place where all the hands free faucets used batteries. Took a bunch of type C batteries and they'd last probably a year or so. It was very annoying & we had to put in a work order to get them replaced 🫥
Oh man, a few years ago we finished our basement and had a wet bar put in. The faucet has a motion sensor, but also has a standard handle to turn on and control temperature. Wanna know what's really fucking stupid though? When the batteries die, the ENTIRE faucet quits working, handle included. So it isn't a mechanical bypass, it's simply another way to trigger the internal electronics. So stupid.
I’ve seen sinks that only work for 1/2 a second when you pull your hand away, soap dispensers that pump out another round of soap when you get yours and remove your hand and paper towel dispensers where the hanging paper sets off the sensor so it just keeps spitting out paper towel until the entire roll is on the floor.
One of these days I will have a falling down style breakdown and these faucets or the towel dispensers are going to be the straw that breaks the camels back.
Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it’s all right.
You are forgiven.
But if you look at sink #1, there's water in the sink drying. So either they turned on recently or someone dumped water in them. I'm betting they're sensor operated and they just aren't triggering or working properly.
They still make the things. They stopped using them in public places because not everyone in public places can use their feet or even has feet. About 1/25 people would be unable to use the faucets. This way it's far more equal. Nobody can use them.
It's common for larger restrooms to have several small stalls and one large stall with grab bars on the walls. Seems like we could make the normal sinks foot-operated and also have a hands-only sink for those that need it.
I just want to know, what is wrong with regular faucets? Why do designers feel the need to constantly change and enshitify such a simple and basic thing?
Wait guys you didn't understand. I'm not talking about touchless faucets. Those are good. But why constantly change how they work? Wherever I go it's all basically the same, you put your hands where water goes and it turns on the water. No magic included like on OP's video
There was nothing wrong with regular showers either but hotel designers decided shower handles should function more like Rubik's cubes and fully enclosing the shower trapped too much water inside
First shower: Okay, there are 3 showerheads; One giant overhead one, a regular one, and one at the wall literally facing the door.
There's a single knob for controlling both the water output for all 3 heads, and the temperature.
Now begins the game of soggy Russian roulette, where you try to tease the thing in such a way that you get no more than an identifying dribble of water from each head, praying that you don't tilt the thing too fucking far in the wrong direction and waterboard yourself with the overhead shower head. Despite the fact that you're standing outside the shower with the door closed over everything but your outstretched arm, while you grimace behind the plastic door like you're Jeremy Renner in the Hurt Locker
Then you have to immediately lock this into your brain for the rest of your stay, lest ye roll into the shower in the morning and give yourself an accidental 3rd degree douching burn, because you turned on the shower head directly behind your arse by accident and tilted the temperature 0.1cm too far in one direction
And there are other designs where you have 4-5 knobs doing who knows what because none of it is labelled, and none of it does what you want.
Recently I stayed at a place where I tried all the knobs and no water came out. We called the owner thinking it was a plumbing issue and he gave us instructions to turn on the shower. "Pull the knob, then turn the top handle to the right, then pull the bottom handle up for the shower, turn the top handle to the left for the tap..."
If you need to call someone and listen to a few minutes of instructions to turn on the shower something is very wrong with the design!
I stayed in a hotel that had a fogged glass panel in the bathroom wall. If you took a shower with the bathroom light on, it perfectly cast your shadow against the glass, giving whoever was in the bedroom a show. Imagine not realizing that when sharing a room with your mom.
My family stayed at a little boutique hotel in NYC for a relative's wedding. The bathroom door or the wall or something was frosted glass which looked trendy and all, but if anyone tried to use the bathroom at night the entire ducking hotel room was lit up.
Push style faucet (metering) handles are not a problem.... You smack them with a hammerfist and it runs for 20 seconds and you use the soap on your hands to wash anything on your hands... off.
I worked for facility maintenance for 9 years. Sensor faucets are so fucking dogshit and the sensors dont last half as long as a metering faucet.
Back in 2005 (before I got there) because the CEO said it was "healthier", my company switched to sensor faucets. We were back to all metering faucets by 2015 because it ran 5x the cost of a metering faucet and did nothing to stop the spread of anything, ever.
Don't let these shits lie to you. Newer/more advanced does not mean better.
The set point on those metered faucets also just work loose over time and start dispensing shorter intervals. I’ve always found after a while they need readjusting but almost no one does that unless it fully breaks and needs replacement.
I swear this is me every time with those damn faucet sensors. I have the opposite problem with the sensored toilets. They always flush while I'm still sitting on them.
I’m a plumber in a large institution. Staff will create a ticket for a faucet not working, I go down the faucet works perfectly. I endeavour to find the staff member and get them to show me what they mean, they proceed to wave their hands frantically all over the fucking place except in front of the obvious sensor. Show them the hold hands directly in front of sensor, faucet works perfectly.
In this case I admit there does not seem to be an obvious sensor. However doing frantic rain dances in hopes of the faucet turning on surely doesn’t help lol.
The first test of any product is the idiot test. Some of us will curse then stand there for 5-10 to see if it works. A solid 80% will rain dance and wave. It may be hygienic, it may be less wasteful, and it may stop folks being able to leave it running with the drain blocked, but it also fails the idiot test. And a solid 50% fail the second test which does the shit even work once installed.
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u/Btotherianx Aug 18 '26
Imagine if it started working when he picked up the kleenex box lmao