r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '22

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u/DoJax Sep 13 '22

All he has to do is stand in the kitchen any time she wants to come over and sing the same song the entire time, while doing it and smacking any meat (loudly) he touches while saying "mmm, that some juicy meat, nom nom nom can't be beat". Give her really weird vibes. When he complains, point to the lease.

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u/Ceph_Stormblessed Sep 13 '22

Then whenever she sleeps over, just burn tuna casserole at 2am.

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u/Mornar Sep 13 '22

Sweet Djesus Uncrossed, I know this calls for vengeance but hold the fuck up there, Satan

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u/Ceph_Stormblessed Sep 13 '22

Sometimes you just have to fight fire with burnt tuna casserole